make a lego head

[MadCow]

yo this retard fucked up righbut idc cuz face threads are usually the shit so just do it ok

also plz make these shits grotesque andslashor detailed cuz thats the only way i can get off ;-)

rules:
do not make anything involving interracial couples. not even if the people depicted in your piece are supposed to be "just friends". my kids will be seeing this and they don't need to be exposed to such tasteless garbagé.

prizes:
8.

deadline:
September 11th, 2011 @ 9:11am, I will compile all entries into a flash that will express the plight of the underclass citizen in these troublesome times. I expect it to appeal mainly to the Afro-American Male 18-34 Demographic, as they are the most patriotic.

[STMX]

heres me lego hed

[MadCow]

At 5/7/09 03:52 AM, STMX wrote: heres me lego hed

10/10. Excellent use of that "sensual shading" technique I taught you last week. I sense depravity. I sense perverseness. I sense, this, powerful, almost spiritual aura emitting from it. And I have yet to see a non-Jewish artist complete a piece with such passion. It looks like the student just might surpass the master after all :-)

[EggSnake]

All my Lego houses had special closets for auto erotic asphixiation.

[Leidolfr]

At 5/7/09 06:22 AM, EggSnake wrote: All my Lego houses had special closets for auto erotic asphixiation.

Lmao

when I was in highschool, a kid there died like that....now you know..

[PeterSatera]

Heehee, couldnt resist. Quick 5mins.

:D

[wtFisJuicee]

Haha, nice pictures xD

[MadCow]

At 5/7/09 06:22 AM, EggSnake wrote: All my Lego houses had special closets for auto erotic asphixiation.

10/10. This is a particularly moving piece. I can sense the emotional struggle you suffered as a child. I sense, fear, I sense, anger, I sense, brutality in its purest form. The symbolism for you father's alcoholism and physical abuse is quite poignant.

At 5/7/09 09:55 AM, PeterSatera wrote: Heehee, couldnt resist. Quick 5mins.

D

3/10. I appreciate the subtle use of Avant Garde Underground Japanese Graffiti, and the Dada-equse undertones, but I don't really know how I truly feel about this piece. Maybe you should spend more time working on your art instead of insulting my ocular cavities with such trash?

[MadCow]

fffffffffff

[McFooFa]

Dearest Mister Madcow,

Please accept this picture I have painstakingly created over the course of the last 35 years.

Many innocent lives were killed in the process.

Enjoy.

Signed, Mac FüFah

[Leidolfr]

Feed my Frankenstein

[MadCow]

At 5/8/09 02:37 AM, McFooFa wrote: Dearest Mister Madcow,

Please accept this picture I have painstakingly created over the course of the last 35 years.

Many innocent lives were killed in the process.

Enjoy.

Signed, Mac FüFah

10/10. You are a definite shoe-in for the top 3. I know, I know, it's early in the competition to be making such wild claims, but I truly see something special in this piece. The background being comprised of a collage of pictures of holocaust victims was a very nice touch and aroused me to no end. If anything, I'll make sure you'll receive some NG store credit. I know you've been eyeing that Marcus Pueblo DVD for some time, I'll see if I can't pull some strings and throw in a couple LazyMuffin shirts while we're at it ;-)

At 5/8/09 03:30 AM, Leidolfr wrote: Feed my Frankenstein

Disqualified. Why the fuck should I allow a god damn professional to join an amature competition? Could you make the tablet usage any more obvious? Some of us prefer using a good old mouse because we're too poor to get a tablet. However, I will say I do really appreciate the texture you used on the earth tones, it really makes them stand out, if you could perhaps PM some tips & hints that would be greatly appreciated. I can definitely see this was made in your "sexual deviancy" period, it clearly expresses your love of homosexual anal intercourse from back when you experimenting with it heavily. Look bro, don't take it personally, alright, it's just I can't have you psyche out other contestants like that, it's just not fair.

[Leidolfr]

At 5/8/09 04:02 AM, MadCow wrote:

At 5/8/09 03:30 AM, Leidolfr wrote: Feed my Frankenstein

Disqualified. Why the fuck should I allow a god damn professional to join an amature competition? Could you make the tablet usage any more obvious? Some of us prefer using a good old mouse because we're too poor to get a tablet.

Lmao, Thats fuckin funny man

[formulario]

heres my lego head :)

[CSanimations]

Just a Lego Madness dude I made very quickly. (Sorry the quality's so low).
Later I'll make a more creative one.

[Enzer0]

At 5/7/09 06:52 PM, MadCow wrote:

At 5/7/09 06:22 AM, EggSnake wrote:

3/10. I appreciate the subtle use of Avant Garde Underground Japanese Graffiti, and the Dada-equse undertones, but I don't really know how I truly feel about this piece. Maybe you should spend more time working on your art instead of insulting my ocular cavities with such trash?

Are you serious? 3 out of 10 - Clearly you must be blind. Isn't he the ONLY person to produce a 3D piece of art? Thats simplistic but with traditional Lego style detail?! And you give others 10/10 for making lego heads that are the wrong way round.

Seriously, saying someone will be in the top three before all entries are in is jumping to conclusions and, might I add, very unprofessional. Your eye for quality is below average if you can't see that that image takes skill.

[Enzer0]

Further more - trying to make yourself sound smart in the newgrounds forums is like trying to skull fuck an elephant. Dada-esque - Eh no, more like LEGO MEN.

Also saying why would you let a professional join the competition. I'll tell you why - Because it's Fair. You opened the competition to everyone.
You only stated -

"Rules:
do not make anything involving interracial couples. not even if the people depicted in your piece are supposed to be "just friends". my kids will be seeing this and they don't need to be exposed to such tasteless garbagé."

So it's fair game for anyone. Don't go back on your word.
And judge every image for what it is.

[PeterSatera]

LOL! What can I say?...shes a real arty visualist. I dont think she knows much about digital art...afterall she called it Avante Garde. Others would just call it... what's the term? Oh yeah...3D.

[Enzer0]

No no - its CLEARLY some kind of whichcraft your using to create those images!

[PeterSatera]

LOL! I cast my spel and wave my wand and POOOOFF! A lego head.

[Captain-Ben]

MadCow is one of the most important artistic minds in the contemporary art world, how dare you cut him down. He's worked very hard over the past 30 years to get to where he is today, and has exhibited all over the world. He doesn't need to SOUND like he knows his shit, Madcow DOES know what he's talking about.

Do your research kiddies before you decide to yell at your superiors.

[PeterSatera]

LOL! Hear that kiddie Zero. We need to do our homework! So Madcow was a guy for the last 30Years? Im sure she will be pleased to hear that, being 20 and female.

[Surn]

If it isn't too late

[IMG]http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/
ww95/Surn/Legohead.png[/IMG]

[Surn]

If it isn't too late

[IMG]http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/
ww95/Surn/Legohead.png[/IMG]

[Phillay]

[IMG]http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l 85/red-ghost/legoo.jpg[/IMG]

[Leidolfr]

At 5/8/09 07:22 PM, Phillay wrote: [IMG]http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l 85/red-ghost/legoo.jpg[/IMG]

tsk tsk, breaking the rules, lol

[MadCow]

At 5/8/09 08:34 PM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 5/8/09 07:22 PM, Phillay wrote: [IMG]http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l 85/red-ghost/legoo.jpg[/IMG]

tsk tsk, breaking the rules, lol

This is no laughing matter. Deliberately breaking the rules of an art contest is a bannable offense. I am currently contacting a moderator to ban you, and an administrator to recommend your account for deletion Phillay. Maybe next time you'll learn not to cross such a high-ranking and respected member of this prestigious online community.

That goes double for PeterSatera and Enzer0. I don't even have anything to say to them except... How dare you? How DARE you question my judgment? You plebs haven't even BEGUN to commence preparations for starting to think about growing brain capable of comprehending my unending genius! Don't try to beg for forgiveness. Don't even bother with any replies because I won't listen and I won't show any mercy. Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

[Leidolfr]

At 5/8/09 09:56 PM, MadCow wrote:

At 5/8/09 08:34 PM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 5/8/09 07:22 PM, Phillay wrote: [IMG]http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l 85/red-ghost/legoo.jpg[/IMG]

tsk tsk, breaking the rules, lol

This is no laughing matter. Deliberately breaking the rules of an art contest is a bannable offense.

this threads definatly worth the time

[PeterSatera]

At 5/8/09 09:56 PM, MadCow wrote:
That goes double for PeterSatera and Enzer0. I don't even have anything to say to them except...
- Insert life story here -

Don't get your panties in a twist. I dont think you could handle to conquest of untangling them.

[PeterSatera]

Whops, no edit button so that should really be THE conquest. M'bad.

At 5/8/09 09:56 PM, MadCow wrote:
That goes double for PeterSatera and Enzer0. I don't even have anything to say to them except...
- Insert life story here -

Don't get your panties in a twist. I dont think you could handle the conquest of untangling them.