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My neighbor plays porn ... loud! 2009-05-05 23:41:55 Reply

So my neighbor, that perverted porn-addict, watches his porn in loud volume. I hear moans and females screaming about because of this. Is there some sort of law to stop him? I have bravely went up to his house to confirm this to him, but he simply states, "I ain't doing nothing illegal." That prick. I'm also thinking of just calling the damn police on him and saying, "I think my neighbor is killing someone, I heard a female scream multiple times." What do you guys think I should do?

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Response to My neighbor plays porn ... loud! 2009-05-05 23:43:14 Reply

don't be a dick dont call the cops.
throw a naked chick at him.
that'll keep him occupied for...
3 seconds.


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Response to My neighbor plays porn ... loud! 2009-05-05 23:43:54 Reply

I don't see why this is a problem...

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Response to My neighbor plays porn ... loud! 2009-05-05 23:44:21 Reply

The only one I could think of on the top of my head is Disturbing the Peace.

But ever consider asking nicely?

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Response to My neighbor plays porn ... loud! 2009-05-05 23:44:23 Reply

At 5/5/09 11:41 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote: So my neighbor, that perverted porn-addict, watches his porn in loud volume. I hear moans and females screaming about because of this. Is there some sort of law to stop him? I have bravely went up to his house to confirm this to him, but he simply states, "I ain't doing nothing illegal." That prick. I'm also thinking of just calling the damn police on him and saying, "I think my neighbor is killing someone, I heard a female scream multiple times." What do you guys think I should do?

Confront him about it, then if he does nothing call the police and tell them. If It's loud enough to reach the inside of your house. then he can get fined.


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Response to My neighbor plays porn ... loud! 2009-05-05 23:44:28 Reply

Call the police anyways.

For the lulz


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Response to My neighbor plays porn ... loud! 2009-05-05 23:44:34 Reply

At 5/5/09 11:43 PM, SpermFulp wrote: I don't see why this is a problem...

Not a problem? SHUT THE FUCK UP! You don't know what I have to deal with. You think sleeping with this noise is normal? FUCKER!

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Response to My neighbor plays porn ... loud! 2009-05-05 23:44:25 Reply

Disturbing the peace? You can get in trouble for being too loud.


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Response to My neighbor plays porn ... loud! 2009-05-05 23:44:36 Reply

You could probably call the police and he could get in trouble for "disturbing the peace."

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Response to My neighbor plays porn ... loud! 2009-05-05 23:44:37 Reply

Play "Pootie Tang" even louder.


Do what now...?

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Response to My neighbor plays porn ... loud! 2009-05-05 23:45:23 Reply

Knock his door > Kick his ass > Go to your home > Call the police > Tell them there's a pervert trying to get in your house and he plays porn loud....

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Response to My neighbor plays porn ... loud! 2009-05-05 23:45:33 Reply

Remind your neighbor again to turn down the volume. If that doesn't work, you should call whomever's in charge of your neighborhood board, that is if you have one, or whoever is in charge of things with the community. That will most likely get him to cooperate.


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Response to My neighbor plays porn ... loud! 2009-05-05 23:46:00 Reply

At 5/5/09 11:43 PM, wtb wrote: don't be a dick dont call the cops.
throw a naked chick at him.
that'll keep him occupied for...
3 seconds.

Yes, clearly the anti-police option is your best.


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Response to My neighbor plays porn ... loud! 2009-05-05 23:46:21 Reply

That annoys me too. I'll hear my little brother in his room with his airbrushed women screaming and doing ANYTHING the male wants.

I don't really know what you should do. He isn't breaking any laws. Although children could hear, they don't see anything. All they get is that some woman is screaming.

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Response to My neighbor plays porn ... loud! 2009-05-05 23:47:40 Reply

At 5/5/09 11:44 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote:
At 5/5/09 11:43 PM, SpermFulp wrote: I don't see why this is a problem...
Not a problem? SHUT THE FUCK UP! You don't know what I have to deal with. You think sleeping with this noise is normal? FUCKER!

OK fine, rape and murder are you're only options.

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Response to My neighbor plays porn ... loud! 2009-05-05 23:47:42 Reply

At 5/5/09 11:46 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:
I don't really know what you should do. He isn't breaking any laws. Although children could hear, they don't see anything. All they get is that some woman is screaming.

Don't forget the annoying lame side comments they make. :(

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Response to My neighbor plays porn ... loud! 2009-05-05 23:49:47 Reply

I guess you could call the cops on the count of "disturbing the piece"


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Response to My neighbor plays porn ... loud! 2009-05-05 23:49:49 Reply

At 5/5/09 11:47 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote:
At 5/5/09 11:46 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:
I don't really know what you should do. He isn't breaking any laws. Although children could hear, they don't see anything. All they get is that some woman is screaming.
Don't forget the annoying lame side comments they make. :(

I don't really hear those, I usually get the unrealistic foreplay and dirty talk, the screaming, then I put on my headphones or leave the house. You should try that.

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Response to My neighbor plays porn ... loud! 2009-05-05 23:51:06 Reply

Crank up the volume on your own porn. Fight uhhh, intercourse with nonconsensual intercourse.

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Response to My neighbor plays porn ... loud! 2009-05-05 23:51:48 Reply

Just turn your radio on or listen to your fucking I-phone minnie or whatever the fuck you kids today do to drown shit out.


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Response to My neighbor plays porn ... loud! 2009-05-05 23:51:56 Reply

1. Call police
2. Say our neighbor makes noise
3. ???
4. PROFIT !

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Response to My neighbor plays porn ... loud! 2009-05-05 23:53:45 Reply

get him a realgirl 2 sleep wit......or hire an assasin.......or get him for disturbing the peace. you choose!!!


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Response to My neighbor plays porn ... loud! 2009-05-06 06:16:28 Reply

disturbing the peace
noise ordanance violation

if you're in england you could get him landed with an Anti Social Behaviour Order


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Response to My neighbor plays porn ... loud! 2009-05-06 06:38:24 Reply

just leave it alone.


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Response to My neighbor plays porn ... loud! 2009-05-06 07:03:20 Reply

At 5/5/09 11:49 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:
At 5/5/09 11:47 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote:
At 5/5/09 11:46 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:
I don't really hear those, I usually get the unrealistic foreplay and dirty talk, the screaming, then I put on my headphones or leave the house. You should try that.

Bust into your brothers room after 15 minutes of him watching porn, it will be the funniest moment ever, or the most awkward..

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Response to My neighbor plays porn ... loud! 2009-05-06 07:18:43 Reply

Knock on his door whilst holding some vaseline, kleenex and a big bowl of popcorn and ask if you can join.


Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.

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Response to My neighbor plays porn ... loud! 2009-05-06 07:19:35 Reply

At 5/5/09 11:44 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote:
At 5/5/09 11:43 PM, SpermFulp wrote: I don't see why this is a problem...
Not a problem? SHUT THE FUCK UP! You don't know what I have to deal with. You think sleeping with this noise is normal? FUCKER!

Hahahaha oh god someone didn't have their weetabix.

"WEETABIX!!! What the fuck is that! JESUS CHRIST U CUNT!!! How do i deal with life,FUCKER! ARGH!!!!!


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Response to My neighbor plays porn ... loud! 2009-05-06 07:34:10 Reply

hehe let him watch his porn, he is doing it in his house! i always wonder though, would people be able to hear you watching porn in a hotel room? like if you buy it on a pay per view channel while on holidays or something. lol


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Response to My neighbor plays porn ... loud! 2009-05-06 07:35:50 Reply

At 5/5/09 11:44 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote:
At 5/5/09 11:43 PM, SpermFulp wrote: I don't see why this is a problem...
Not a problem? SHUT THE FUCK UP! You don't know what I have to deal with. You think sleeping with this noise is normal? FUCKER!

Lol, calm down fag. He was just making a joke. Really, you should control your temper.

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Response to My neighbor plays porn ... loud! 2009-05-06 07:41:16 Reply

Sounds pretty hot to me. I'd jack off if I was you.


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