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At 5/16/09 06:16 AM, CronoMan wrote: public interface IEmotional
{
cry(int reason);
cry(); // no reason
anger(int reason);
anger();
whine();
nag(Object target, int reason);
nag(Object target);
}

Your limited interface class needs a few years of development :P Your missing happy() for example.

At 5/18/09 02:17 AM, Axlzero451 wrote: Personally.

Oh Gawd naw Just naw. That fell on its face!

Old women

#define ToSleep 0
#include  <stdio.h>
int main(int argc, char *argv[])
{
   char* action;
   int i;
   if (strcmp(argv[0],"/home")) complain();
   for (i=1;i<argc;i++)
   {
      if (i>5) complain();
      else if (i>7) return RandomErrorCode;
      action = strdup(argv[i]);
      if (!strcmp(action,"sex")) migraine(); 
      doAction(action);
   }
return ToSleep;
}

Oh, you sly programming dogs. I'm telling the rest of Newgrounds what you've been doing and then your "perfect" reputation will be ruined!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Runs off, giggling like a school girl*

Or in good old Scheme code if you want. Just evaluate this expression every time BEFORE you are going to talk to a woman:

(define (if predicate consequent alternative)
  (if predicate alternative consequent)
)

As the saying goes behind every great man is a strong woman :P

class Person
{
  public Person()
  {
  }

  public man()
  {
    System.out.println("Hello");
  }
}

public static void main(String[] args) 
{
  Person wo = new Person();
  wo.man();
}

At 5/26/09 06:45 PM, Jon-86 wrote: As the saying goes behind every great man is a strong woman :P

class Person
{
public Person()
{
}

public man()
{
System.out.println("Hello");
}
}

public static void main(String[] args)
{
Person wo = new Person();
wo.man();
}

That made me LOL.