Women

[nns357]

How can I has program them?

Flash forum, probably.

[Jon-86]

Ah but theirs too many variables in a program like that for flash to handle. Thankfully they are hard-coded into our brains and control important logic that forms the basis of our decisions. Such as who we love and who we would go to war for, take a bullet for and die for etc.

Its more them programming us to be honest :)

[CronoMan]

The far easiest approach is this

vodka.addSubstance(new Rohypnol());
woman.drink(vodka);
this.dragWomantTo(hotelroom);

although, you might have to catch the CriminalOffenceExeption from addSubstance, and possibly RapeInterruptedException

[WoogieNoogie]

The programming language of the Woman operating system is just like any other.

You think you understand it, and you can code it really well...then EVERYTHING STARTS FUCKING UP FOR APPARENT REASON :P

[CronoMan]

At 5/6/09 04:16 AM, WoogieNoogie wrote: You think you understand it, and you can code it really well...then EVERYTHING STARTS FUCKING UP FOR APPARENT REASON :P

Well, there is a reason, but it never tells you, it's all just cryptic error messages like "you drink and smoke too much" or "How could you say such a thing!?"

Nice support for input devices though

[nns357]

At 5/6/09 04:16 AM, WoogieNoogie wrote: You think you understand it, and you can code it really well...then EVERYTHING STARTS FUCKING UP FOR APPARENT REASON :P

It's not until the very end of your program that you start to get errors.

[DFox]

At 5/6/09 06:55 AM, CronoMan wrote: Nice support for input devices though

WIN.

[Achi113s]

At 5/6/09 06:55 AM, CronoMan wrote: Nice support for input devices though

Gold.

[wreckages]

At 5/6/09 06:55 AM, CronoMan wrote: Nice support for input devices though

i keep getting BSOD when i input devices.. any help?

[CronoMan]

At 5/12/09 05:23 AM, wreckages wrote: i keep getting BSOD when i input devices.. any help?

Mine's fairly stable, I've experienced some core dumps though

You should downgrade, the outdated versions have a much more consistent support for small handheld devices. I also hear they have better support for hotswapping

[Jon-86]

At 5/12/09 09:43 AM, CronoMan wrote: have a much more consistent support for small handheld devices. I also hear they have better support for hotswapping

Bravo :P

[WoogieNoogie]

At 5/12/09 09:43 AM, CronoMan wrote: I've experienced some core dumps though

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

[smulse]

At 5/12/09 04:36 PM, WoogieNoogie wrote:

At 5/12/09 09:43 AM, CronoMan wrote: I've experienced some core dumps though

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

I hope you meant break ups.....................................
........

[CronoMan]

At 5/12/09 04:54 PM, smulse wrote:

At 5/12/09 04:36 PM, WoogieNoogie wrote:

At 5/12/09 09:43 AM, CronoMan wrote: I've experienced some core dumps though

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

I hope you meant break ups.....................................
........

What can I say, it's not a good idea to plug RJ-45 into the RJ-11 port, even if it seems to fit

[urbn]

At 5/13/09 06:35 AM, CronoMan wrote: What can I say, it's not a good idea to plug RJ-45 into the RJ-11 port, even if it seems to fit

Is that "The pink plug does not go in the brown socket"?

[K111]

vodka.addSubstance(new Rohypnol());
woman.drink(vodka);
this.dragWomantTo(hotelroom);

ah well played my good sir, well played

[Jon-86]

This is turing into a sleezy version of what they do in the politics reg lounge you know. But the way they do it is classy and the knock on effect of that is it's funny as hell. Maybe because its an old known troll that started it says more about us? Meh keep it going for old times sake. But make it more classy :P

[urbn]

At 5/13/09 10:00 AM, Jon-86 wrote: But make it more classy :P

errrrr....

Stick it in her pooper!....

What, what?

[ViolentAJ]

The basic code for every woman is this:

if(guy.getRace() != "Black"){
     this.putOut();
} else {
     this.showHatred();
}

Asian women iterate this code 100 times, Japanese women 1000 times.

[Creek]

At 5/5/09 09:59 PM, nns357 wrote: How can I has program them?

Flash forum, probably.

class facialFeces extends rimjob{

account rimjob = int asshole;

int asshole = butthole.horse();

}

There you go.

[CronoMan]

At 5/13/09 11:56 PM, Creek wrote: There you go.

Your syntax fails, and it makes no sense :/

public class Woman extends Object implements IEmotional, IPenetratable

(I realize extends Object is superfluous syntactically speaking)

[Jon-86]

At 5/14/09 07:24 AM, CronoMan wrote: public class Woman extends Object implements IEmotional, IPenetratable

What are the attributes of you "IEmotional" interface class :P

[DragonSnare]

it is quite simple in flash

var RotationSpeed:Number= Fan.Speed;
var HoldingFan:Boolean = true;
var HolePlugged:Boolean=true;
var Pressure:Number =0;
function Twirl() {
if (HoldingFan) {
Woman._rotation+=RotationSpeed;
if (HolePlugged) {
Pressure++;
if (Pressure>=100) {
Explode("Violently");
}
}
}
}

[Sparkky]

I think women are much simpler than you guys give them credit
if(false){
agree()
}

[64]

onClipEvent(enterFrame){
this.menstruate();
}

[diuqscirtic]

foreach ($woman as $eyecandy){
oggle($eyecandy);
return angry($wife);
$chanceofsex / 100;
}

[Sterance]

woman(all-women).

is_right(Woman) :- woman(Woman).

[CronoMan]

At 5/14/09 01:00 PM, Jon-86 wrote:

At 5/14/09 07:24 AM, CronoMan wrote: public class Woman extends Object implements IEmotional, IPenetratable

What are the attributes of you "IEmotional" interface class :P

public interface IEmotional
{
cry(int reason);
cry(); // no reason
anger(int reason);
anger();
whine();
nag(Object target, int reason);
nag(Object target);
}

[binaryflow]

At 5/6/09 04:00 AM, CronoMan wrote: The far easiest approach is this

vodka.addSubstance(new Rohypnol());
woman.drink(vodka);
this.dragWomantTo(hotelroom);

although, you might have to catch the CriminalOffenceExeption from addSubstance, and possibly RapeInterruptedException

lmao!!

[Axlzero451]

Personally, I would suggest that the development machine have a usb 2.0 and firewire ports for running sex.exe or anal.py. Oh, and the suggested operating system is womanUNIX v2.0. Then I would suggest installing a couple glasses of WINE before running sex.exe.