Duke Nukem Vs. The Postal Dude

[Breaderer]

Who is cooler? the Postal Dude, or Duke Nukem?

They both have awesome one liners.
Duke craps on aliens while the Postal Dude pees on enemies.
They both love killing everything that moves.

So Newgrounds, who is more cooler/badass?

Personally, I vote the Postal Dude.

[ragingfred]

At 5/5/09 09:54 PM, Breaderer wrote: Who is cooler? the Postal Dude, or Duke Nukem?

They both have awesome one liners.
Duke craps on aliens while the Postal Dude pees on enemies.
They both love killing everything that moves.

So Newgrounds, who is more cooler/badass?

Personally, I vote the Postal Dude.

Duke nukem brings literal meaning to those one liners so I have to go for Duke. that and it was my first shooter.

[51430]

At 5/5/09 09:54 PM, Breaderer wrote: Duke Nukem

Need anything else be said?

[VenomKing666]

DOOK NOOK KEM

FUCK YEAR

[fawnret]

Duke would win

he's got balls of steel!

[metalgearray]

Can only say one thing:

NUKEM ALL!!!

[slackerzac]

Duke Nukem was the only man who had what took to make sure Operation: Repopulation was successful. I'd like to see the postal guy try and repopulate an entire planet of only women.

[truegamer1]

duke nukem FTW

:i've never played postal

[killer32]

the postal guy doesnt need aliens to be cool

[Jackho]

its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum!
AND IM ALL OUGHTA GUM

[TheGreatBeef]

Yes, the postal guy does pee on people, but Duke shit's down bosses necks.

[postalguy1]

Postal Dude Forever!!!!!!

[MutationLabpro]

At 5/5/09 09:54 PM, Breaderer wrote: Who is cooler? the Postal Dude, or Duke Nukem?

They both have awesome one liners.
Duke craps on aliens while the Postal Dude pees on enemies.
They both love killing everything that moves.

So Newgrounds, who is more cooler/badass?

Personally, I vote the Postal Dude.

I dunno They both are badass and they had disappointing games last year

[Sectus]

I like Duke Nukem better, to be honest. I grew up on the Duke Nukem games.

[KiDX05]

Duke because he might go a bit far but postal jumps the fucking shark with going into screw loose town, also postal has horrible acting graphics and gameplay it's maybe entertaining if you're 4 but it's a horrible put together game at least duke has some little merit in having one good game in his franchise.

[Thatoneguysomwhere]

THE FUCKING DUDE I MEAN HE KILLED SATAN HE KILLED MILLIONS AND DUKE NUKEM HAS A SMALLER DICK THAN HIM

[DoctorStrongbad]

Duke Nukem wins. Would you wait over ten years for a Postal game? No

[kozbagames]

Personally, I will go for The Postal Dude. Not only because of his characteristics and appearance (he's so badass!!!), but also I'm in love with his weapons. They looks amazing!

[TheKlown]

Duke Nukem because he looks more like Arnold while the Postal dude looks like a columbine shooter.

[developous29]

I grew up on duke. Never heard of postal.

[Dre]

Duke Nukem 4 life

[TOXlCITY]

At 6/29/15 03:03 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Duke Nukem wins. Would you wait over ten years for a Postal game? No

I'd play Postal 4 before Duke Nukem Forever.

Would you have waited over ten years for a Duke Nukem game, if given the choice? No.

[DoctorStrongbad]

At 7/5/15 08:22 PM, DJ-Ri wrote: Duke Nukem 4 life

Chewing bubble gum and kicking ass all day.

[argile]

At 7/8/15 11:00 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:

At 7/5/15 08:22 PM, DJ-Ri wrote: Duke Nukem 4 life

Chewing bubble gum and kicking ass all day.

hasta la vista baby.