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The worst punishment I've ever gotten was a detention. Which reminds me that I have to go to a detention tomorrow.

All day isolation for wearing trainers.

Nazis D:

Well, when I was in 4th grade I chugged nearly a gallon of the milk they supply, needless to say I got sick, and on my way to the bathroom I threw up, and with this the janitors were fine, but I got back to class, and had the urge to puke again, so I asked the teacher for a bathroom pass and got going, and threw up in the hallway again.

The Janitors were pissed, and when they found out that I had done it twice in such a short period of time, they tried to make me do their job, and clean it myself. To this I was appalled, and told them their was simply no way I could follow their demand, for it was there job. So I was sent to the principle's office which really pissed me off, because in all honestly I had done nothing wrong, other then drank the milk that other kids didn't want. I ended up getting off with a warning.

But, I digress, the worst punishment I've ever gotten was a nice week long "suspension" which I took as a vacation, This punishment was result of starting a food fight in 7th grade.

2 days of suspension for fighting on school grounds. I was totally in my rights and he deserved it. Other than that, 4 hours of detention. Whoop die doo.

Expulsion.

A soft scolding and a butterscotch lollipop (ewww...)

My teacher gave me 20 points off my term paper when it should have only been ten. She wasn't in yesterday and told us not to hand it in if she wasn't there. BUT, the hypocrite she is she took points off yesterday if we didn't hand it in oddly, and it's bullshit. I wasn't supposed to hand it in, and I got points taken off anyway. So I told her she's a crazy science teacher fucker (Because she fucks the science teacher, everyday). I just got a teacher detention from her. Made me so pissed off...

1 day, during lunch ISS for falling asleep. Also, detention for not going to a morning class for a teacher. I almost got detention fro saying the word plehm ( However the fuck you spell it) but I talked my teacher out of it

I got an ISS for swearing/threatening to beat the shit out of some kid.

Wow alot of your schools are strict lol, I hardly ever get badly punished for anything I do, because I never get caught :P, probably just Detentions after school, which I never go to anyway :D

3-day suspension for calling someone gay.

I got a 5 day suspension from grade school because I actually lit the garbage can in the bathroom on fire.

The school used to force us to eat the cafeteria food
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At 5/5/09 07:08 PM, KalebKore wrote: The Janitors were pissed, and when they found out that I had done it twice in such a short period of time, they tried to make me do their job, and clean it myself.

At first school there was this girl in my class, who had a brother a few years younger than us. He was only four or five while we were eight or nine. Anyway, one day he shat himself, and diarrhoea went absolutely everywhere. The cleaners and teachers got this girl out of class and made her clean it all up.

Alternative school.
(It's a juvenile school. Kids in jail go to that school and kids at regular schools WHO DO REALLY STUPID SHIT lke bring guns and shit)

Suspended from school for 5 days because I got into a bitter argument with a teacher for telling her to stop quoting the bible because I was atheist, then 11 people freak out and start asking me if I believe in god I start to disrupt the class. The teacher then told me I needed to shut up and sit down, I told them all that the chain with Church and School was broken over 20 years ago and they need to stop using the bible as a term.

I soon get punched in the face, I grab my social studies book, which is 623 pages thick and I wacked him/her in the nose. I couldnt tell because it had long hair.

The teacher called the cops and I was suspended. On my referral it said Disrupting class, bullying other students, mocking the teacher, using weapons, and harasing the teacher.

This is from Igotaname13.

I don't know, but he is probably banned so I posted this for him.

I got a 4 hour Saturday school because they checked my history; I had recently shown my friend '2 guys 1 horse' in tech class.

I once got suspended in school for two days for spitting gum out a window. It didn't hit anyone or anything, administration in my school just has a stick up their ass or something.

it could be a cock, who knows..

Suspended for about 4 days.

I was told to go to a school fair FOR FREE.it would cost 80 tickets (school cash >_>) but i got to go for free.for some reason idk.

I was force-fed anti-cyber bullying propaganda along with the entire school.

It was all ear-rape and bullshit.

I got a discipline report, just because I didn't handed my iPod to my teacher in the moment he asked for it. The fucker took it, and I got it back a week later.

Suspended for being black.

Well when i was in school i would get ISS( In School Suspension).

it sucked they would put you in a room during school and you would sit there for the whole day until the final bell rang.

Got an In-School Suspension yesterday, it was so fun because me and my friend did nothing all day but sit in a room and goof around. We even took both lunches.

4 me in middle sckool its probaly the 2 months of silent lunch i got for not turning sumthing in......oh there was the timwe i got in2 a fight and got suspended for 3 days.......or mayb its when i accidentally SPILLED SOME FUCKING CHIPS AND I GOT AN HOUR DETENTION........FOR TOMORROW!!!!!

heh, 2 week suspension i think in art cuz some fucking ass decided to paint all over my shirt and drip paint on my pants/shoes so i took a huge mirror off a wall and hit him full-force in the face with it.

I got five days suspension for pissing in a bottle, and some kid drank it.

He deserved it, no one told him to take it, and he wasn't forced to. He just took the bottle off the table, without asking, and took a huge gulp.

He liked to steal things.

At 5/5/09 05:51 PM, Melkarid wrote:

At 5/5/09 05:50 PM, thefischer wrote: 30 lashes with my principal's hard cock

Hawtest punishment ever.

Agreed. You two want some steamy Buttsex?