When Jackie Chan carries a torch

[Idiot-Finder]

Last year when Jackie Chan took part on carrying a torch for the Olympics, he said that he'll lash out on those who would try to disrupt it.

Had it happened, what do you think would've happen?

[Foustus]

Jackie would've destroyed every bone in their body

OR, he wouldn't because people say stuff like that all the time

[Gortag]

i didn't know that the us was fighting a war with iran

[andhination]

Used the torch.

[TheTrooper5]

He would have done a comical fight scene using props around him with a constant look of surprise on his face.

[JoeTheToucan]

I think he'd be true to his word.

[FullFistMaria]

At 5/4/09 01:51 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Had it happened, what do you think would've happen?

This

[Fluffington]

At 5/4/09 02:15 PM, FullFistMaria wrote:

At 5/4/09 01:51 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Had it happened, what do you think would've happen?

This

I lmao'ed on that for some reason...

[Mansell]

He probably would have kicked the shit out of said 'disrupter', got arrested ( after going through several police ), had protesters stamping around for his freedom, riots would break out then...
Probably the four horsemen would come down and get to work.

[Colombiana]

He's a shrimp, he can't hurt anyone.
He just acts like he can.

[HandsomePete]

He'd kick everyone's ass with an ice cream cone.

[Brick-top]

He would've challenged Church Norris to a battle to the death.

[SouthAsian]

Stab everbodeh.

[hongkongexpress]

He would have done all sorts of acrobatic moves to try and ditch the protestor. with slipping through elevator doors a hair from being squished, all while taking shots at the protestor, from impossible angles, such as dangling from a bus, and bitch slapping the boy, while hanging upside down from the hood of the car.. fly throught the air, and light the olympic flame himself, while free climbing up the base of the flame bowl! with the heckler chasing him. also climbing up. he lights the bowl, then does a tripple sumersault, dive land perfectly on his aging ankles, gracefully rasing his arms. The judges give him 10, and he wins China's first gold medal.

[Idiot-Finder]

At 5/4/09 02:41 PM, Colombiana wrote: He's a shrimp, he can't hurt anyone.
He just acts like he can.

I like to see you try some of his stunts.

[BlindShoemaker]

he'd of decapitated someone on live television