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Posted at: 5/3/09 09:44 PM

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What if one day your teacher, fat female lady in her 50s, did this weird signal with her eyes that make it blink in a odd manner. What if she kept doing this while laughing, and the next second she explodes in seconds? How would you react? Do you have any teachers close to how I described?

I'M FROM CALIFORNIA NOT WHAT IT SAYS IN MY PROFILE THIS WAS SOMEBODY ELSE'S IN THE PAST OK


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I would be like WTF...and leave.

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That sounds like my evil math teacher from hell, who I never will take again.


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I would cheer, NO MORE HOMEWORK.

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I'd probably make a thread about it on Newgrounds.

Maybe a photoshop thread...

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I'd shit my pants. I mean it'd be freaky as fuck seeing a person randomly blow up...


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I would shower because I'm assuming I would be covered in the bitch's guts.

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one word. wtf

Seriously Man? D'FUCK

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At 5/3/09 09:44 PM, DeleteMe666 wrote: What if she kept doing this while laughing, and the next second she explodes in seconds?

Cut the red wire.


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I would laugh. Hard.

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am i the only one who thought the first post didnt make any sense...?

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At 5/3/09 09:52 PM, billowillo wrote: am i the only one who thought the first post didnt make any sense...?

Yes

I'M FROM CALIFORNIA NOT WHAT IT SAYS IN MY PROFILE THIS WAS SOMEBODY ELSE'S IN THE PAST OK


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Fuck her organs.

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I'm sorry, I don't have any arab teachers.

lol, jk.

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At 5/3/09 09:58 PM, NeverHundred wrote: I'm sorry, I don't have any arab teachers.
lol, jk.

lmao.

This one, however, is Caucasian. American-born too.

I'M FROM CALIFORNIA NOT WHAT IT SAYS IN MY PROFILE THIS WAS SOMEBODY ELSE'S IN THE PAST OK


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At 5/3/09 10:04 PM, DeleteMe666 wrote:
At 5/3/09 09:58 PM, NeverHundred wrote: I'm sorry, I don't have any arab teachers.
lol, jk.
lmao.

This one, however, is Caucasian. American-born too.

Wait... What?


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What does the blinking thing have to do with spontaneous combustion?

Anyway, I'd probably wake up from my dream and confront the cold reality that she is still alive.


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I'd probably stare, then look around to make sure I'm not insane.

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WHAT THE FU--BOOOOM!


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I would wait for somebody else to start laughing then I would fall to the floor, shitting myself with laughter.

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I'd be freaked out but I'd laugh about it in later years.

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Her family would have to plan a funeral and pay off any bills she had before she died along with the cost of her gravesite even though there might not be enough of her left to bury. Then her will would have to be arranged. Really a lot of things that don't affect me much besides getting off from school, and a substitute when we get back as the school searches for another teacher. Maybe also an assembly in her memory. Since sudden explosion might be grounds for an investigation, I would also be questioned as to what happened that day.

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i'd be like.. "dude... the test anwsers!"


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TWO WEEKS?

What if your teacher did this

Do you know how to get a coon out of a cheese box?

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At 5/3/09 09:44 PM, DeleteMe666 wrote: What if one day your teacher, fat female lady in her 50s, did this weird signal with her eyes that make it blink in a odd manner. What if she kept doing this while laughing, and the next second she explodes in seconds? How would you react? Do you have any teachers close to how I described?

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I'd say, "Awesome!", take her purse, and cigarettes.

And walk home.

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At 5/3/09 09:46 PM, Wrathlust wrote: That sounds like my evil math teacher from hell, who I never will take again.

hmm, would her name happen to be ms brown?

jw, it sounds like her.

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I would laugh so hard and be rolling on the floor! Then I would leave the classroom, still laughing a bit, and buy myself a coke before going home.

Press this... Please! :(

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At 5/3/09 09:44 PM, DeleteMe666 wrote: What if one day your teacher, fat female lady in her 50s, did this weird signal with her eyes that make it blink in a odd manner. What if she kept doing this while laughing, and the next second she explodes in seconds? How would you react? Do you have any teachers close to how I described?

if you are describing a half alien half exploding iguana, no, don't have a teacher like thet. but I do have a balding teacher.


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