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A Jehovah witness came to my house today.

Told him to fuck off.

Me: 1
Religion: 0

I have proofit does exist.

At 5/2/09 07:24 PM, StephanosGnomon wrote:

At 5/2/09 07:21 PM, TheWakkatic wrote: Actually, it's taken in completely different light in most Jewish belief systems.

So then shed some light, eh? Why even bother talking about what your Christian friends think of it, you're a Jew, you have "first dibs" so to speak.

Well, the Jewish faith has always believed that Genesis is just a fabrication created by the mortal writers of the Tanakh. It was put there because, apparently, if any man was to know how the Earth was truly created by God, he would go insane.

Also, we don't really have "first dibs", because while Judaism may have similar mythology, it's mostly a completely different religion.

At 5/2/09 07:26 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: A Jehovah witness came to my house today.

Told him to fuck off.

Me: 1
Religion: 0

A winner is you.

At 5/2/09 07:26 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: A Jehovah witness came to my house today.

Told him to fuck off.

Me: 1
Religion: 0

Did you put your trousers on to answer the door, or just go natural?

At 5/2/09 06:23 PM, Michaelas10 wrote: Look at the sky at night. Do you see those stars? It would take millions of years for the light from some of these stars to reach us. In fact, the Hubble space telescope captured images of galaxies that are BILLIONS of light-years away from us. The universe can't be 7000 years old like most religions claim.

Dude, your a fucking retard. It's not literal dumb ass. When he says "seven days" It's figuratively! The earth is 4.5 billion years old.

rofl so God can create an entire universe but he can't speed up light for a while
and if u want to go for scientific theory learn ur own arguments statements the same people that take ur stance say that the universe is constantly expandign almost like the stars use 2 be close enough for their light to reach us i wonder how that happened

Isn't there some middle age creationism theory?

The Big Bang wasn't a literal explosion. Of course, it had nothing to explode into - it's just the easiest way we can picture it without losing our minds.

Get out of town mister.

At 5/2/09 07:30 PM, StephanosGnomon wrote: LOL, you're just a bad host.

I was nice to the first one I ever opened the door to. Because I've never had a Jehovah come to the door until about a year ago. The problem was...because I was nice they thought I was interested.

So I said "not interested, bye" to the next. After that "not interested" SLAM. Now it's either "fuck off" or no words and a door in my face.

DON'T GET ME STARTED ON TELEMARKETERS WHO CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH AND CAN'T PRONOUNCE MY NAME.

At 5/2/09 07:32 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: Did you put your trousers on to answer the door, or just go natural?

Maybe I should invite Bill Bailey over if I saw them stalking the streets with their magazines.

At 5/2/09 07:38 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Now it's either "fuck off" or no words and a door in their face.

Fixed to avoid confusion.

At 5/2/09 07:37 PM, TheWakkatic wrote: The Big Bang wasn't a literal explosion. Of course, it had nothing to explode into - it's just the easiest way we can picture it without losing our minds.

Shut the fuck up about losing our minds. No single piece of evidence will make anyone insane. Your religion is false.

At 5/2/09 06:23 PM, Michaelas10 wrote: Look at the sky at night. Do you see those stars? It would take millions of years for the light from some of these stars to reach us. In fact, the Hubble space telescope captured images of galaxies that are BILLIONS of light-years away from us. The universe can't be 7000 years old like most religions claim.

You're an idiot. I've said this so many times before and I'll say it again, it is an original Christian belief that Genisis is a load of fairytales. It was never a belief that the universe is 4000 years old, the reason that dates are printed in the bible is because they have been manufactured by Creationists who know nothing about their own religion, so they throw it in there, thinking that Genesis should be taking literally which is the opposite of Christianity's original beliefs. So, you've disproved Genesis, who cares?

At 5/2/09 07:40 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Shut the fuck up about losing our minds. No single piece of evidence will make anyone insane. Your religion is false.

"I'm right, you're wrong, lalala I can't hear you..."

Sup phil collins.

I'm not allowed to even touch the Talmud or the Tanakh, I only really know what my parents tell me and what I pick up from shul. I guess I'm just being an ignorant moron, like most NG users on this subject...

The big bang theory dosen,t say there was nothing and that then it exploded you goddamn retards.

At 5/2/09 06:24 PM, Gagsy wrote: What do you want? A medal? Fuck off. Tell us something we don't know.

Adam and Eve are able to do things which take us years to master. How many people can speak 30 seconds after they've been created?

That doesn't make sense.

At 5/2/09 08:22 PM, Brick-top wrote: Adam and Eve are able to do things which take us years to master. How many people can speak 30 seconds after they've been created?

That doesn't make sense.

They also were defended to eat the fruit of KNOWLEDGE, so the bible teaches you that KNOWLEDGE IS BAD.

At 5/2/09 08:42 PM, VenomKing666 wrote: They also were defended to eat the fruit of KNOWLEDGE, so the bible teaches you that KNOWLEDGE IS BAD.

And the serpent is only named as the serpent and never the devil and is also punished as the serpent. So how exactly could it be the Devil? He barely makes an appearance in the OT.

At 5/2/09 08:44 PM, Brick-top wrote:

At 5/2/09 08:42 PM, VenomKing666 wrote: They also were defended to eat the fruit of KNOWLEDGE, so the bible teaches you that KNOWLEDGE IS BAD.

And the serpent is only named as the serpent and never the devil and is also punished as the serpent. So how exactly could it be the Devil? He barely makes an appearance in the OT.

Not to mention that overrall God in the bible killed thousand people and the devil barely killed 10.

Also God is shown as a fucking douchebag in the bible. But because he's god it means it was the correct thing to do lol.

Of course it is a myth.

The writer could not have been present at the time of the universe's creation, so he wrote what he thought the origins of the universe are, and he also hid in symbolisms in there.

For example, the universe being 7000 years old is guessed by him because in the bible, the number 7 is treated as the ultimate number of wholeness.

"Let there be light" represents how two particles of matter, if colliding at a fast enough speed, could create a small, fast growing universe, which means it creates antimatter and matter.

Science buffs correct me, I've only scanned pages on this

Well, in Genesis, it says that God created the universe and Earth in 7 days. However, these would be days in the perspective of God so one day to God would probebly be a billion or so years, maybe much more.
This kind of debunks your whole theory right there.

The exact story of it I think it more or less hogwash though.

At 5/2/09 08:57 PM, VenomKing666 wrote: Also God is shown as a fucking douchebag in the bible. But because he's god it means it was the correct thing to do lol.

Of course it is, letting Abraham sacrafice his son to prove his faith is a great thing to do. Testing Job (something's spelt Joab) by killing his family, servants and cattle to test his faith is even better.

At 5/2/09 07:07 PM, Sunglasses wrote: What do yo mean Genesis is a myth? I have one.

SEE-GAA!

At 5/2/09 09:34 PM, Brick-top wrote:

Of course it is, letting Abraham sacrafice his son to prove his faith is a great thing to do. Testing Job (something's spelt Joab) by killing his family, servants and cattle to test his faith is even better.

Or even just drowning every living thing on earth just because.

At 5/2/09 07:38 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Maybe I should invite Bill Bailey over if I saw them stalking the streets with their magazines.

Only thing in this thread that made me laugh.

Hats off to the zebras.

And they don't fight.. (because they're not very good at it..)

At 5/2/09 07:34 PM, tiskewl wrote: rofl so God can create an entire universe but he can't speed up light for a while
and if u want to go for scientific theory learn ur own arguments statements the same people that take ur stance say that the universe is constantly expandign almost like the stars use 2 be close enough for their light to reach us i wonder how that happened

You need to learn grammar.

Also, two can play at the funny picture game....