I still don't know how you use the.

[DingoTheDog]

3 shells. Rob Schneider was such an arrogant cunt about it but seriously how can you really ensure a good polish!

[EDDDDDDDDD]

ehhh. I really don't know how to respond to that, nor I know what your talking about, but my hunch says its about polishing shells! m i right?

[billowillo]

At 5/3/09 10:28 PM, EDDDDDDDDD wrote: ehhh. I really don't know how to respond to that, nor I know what your talking about

me neither, explain plz

[Greenfrost]

What are you talking about?

[DingoTheDog]

Stallone goes for a private audience with barry white only to find there isn't any bog paper, only 3 shells, he goes out to ask for some bum crumb paper when Rob Schneider laughs at him for not knowing how to use the 3 shells.

[TheLambsAreScreaming]

At 10/27/09 10:05 AM, DingoTheDog wrote: Stallone goes for a private audience with barry white only to find there isn't any bog paper, only 3 shells, he goes out to ask for some bum crumb paper when Rob Schneider laughs at him for not knowing how to use the 3 shells.

Uhhhhhh... WTF

[EyeLovePoozy]

Are you drunk again? You tranny railing, sailor....

[xenonmonkey]

Lol Wut

[DingoTheDog]

At 10/27/09 10:10 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Are you drunk again? You tranny railing, sailor....

Well yes...

But C'mon someone of your advanced age must surely recall the scene from Demolition Man where he can't use the 3 shells.

[ZOMGALIENS]

How would we know that Rob Schneider uses shells to wipe his arse?

[TacticalShoe]

Haha, he doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells.

[DingoTheDog]

At 10/27/09 10:15 AM, TacticalShoe wrote: Haha, he doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells.

You smug motherfucker!11

[Asalraalaikum]

Demolition Man god damn it.

[SlipperyGooseCakes]

what are u mean?

[EyeLovePoozy]

At 10/27/09 10:12 AM, DingoTheDog wrote:

At 10/27/09 10:10 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Are you drunk again? You tranny railing, sailor....

Well yes...

But C'mon someone of your advanced age must surely recall the scene from Demolition Man where he can't use the 3 shells.

Ahh yes, silly me.
Must have been that silly aussie nonsense you tacked on at the end about polish that threw me off.

To be honest I don't think the cussing tickets would of done much of a better job.

knits a sweater

[iateamexican]

Its quite obvious, if you think about it.
Under each shell is a piece of toilet paper.
You lift up each shell, one after the other, and wipe your ass with the toilet paper.
It conserves paper, you see.

[Obvious-M]

Wipe your arse on the shells to piss off the next guy to come in.

[quagmire690]

i think its liek you wipe with regular toliotpaper, then you get the second one, and wipe again, and again for the final shell and then you push a botton and a spray nozel comes out and sanitizes the shells.. or something... i prefer paper my self... it wont cut you if it breaks...

[SteveGuzzi]

Few people fully appreciate the humor involved in wiping your asshole clean with the tickets you got for violating the Verbal Morality Statute.

[EyeLovePoozy]

At 10/27/09 01:26 PM, SteveGuzzi wrote: Few people fully appreciate the humor involved in wiping your asshole clean with the tickets you got for violating the Verbal Morality Statute.

You should freestyle rap about it. Shit would go double platinum in a bitch.

[SteveGuzzi]

At 10/27/09 01:31 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: You should freestyle rap about it. Shit would go double platinum in a bitch.

"you want to try and fine me cuz i spoke my mind, g?
...right, see, i find THAT shit highly unlikely.
to hell with your statutes and your signal alarmin,
take back your three shells and just gimme some Charmin"

hahaha yeaaaahhhhhh maybe not.

[DingoTheDog]

At 10/27/09 10:41 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:
To be honest I don't think the cussing tickets would of done much of a better job.

My dad swears by the method he used in the "good ol'" poverty ravaged days of his youth, two small sections of newspaper dubbed "wiper" and "polisher". I prefer my aloe vera treated, quadruple quilted dimpled spackling paper however; as I reckon the newspaper ink would irritate the auld sphincter.

knits a sweater

I said you were old not gay...you sweater knitting old queen...

[DrClay]

Are you talking about that movie Demolition Man?

[ChocEliteBar]

At 10/27/09 02:00 PM, DrClay wrote: Are you talking about that movie Demolition Man?

It seems to be so. But everybody knows drunk people are sometimes crazy as phuq.

[Asalraalaikum]

This thread is now about drunk people and seashells.

your fault

[EyeLovePoozy]

At 10/27/09 01:49 PM, SteveGuzzi wrote: hahaha yeaaaahhhhhh maybe not.

Wiping with the shells sucks, ya feel me?
Like waking in the future and and fucking with yarn, see?
FUCK THAT, SUCK THIS! Choke while you blow me!
Poozy snatches tix to wipe, fuck shells B.

[estrago1]

I always thought that the three shells were different sizes: big for the bulk of the mess, medium for for getting what the big shell misses, and the small shell clean off any missed spots.

[Halosheep]

SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOIS OISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISO ISOISOISOI

[Darkdiablo]

or you can swear at the red thing on the wall and get some free bog roll

[xXShortEmoKidXx]

At 10/27/09 02:11 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

At 10/27/09 01:49 PM, SteveGuzzi wrote: hahaha yeaaaahhhhhh maybe not.

Wiping with the shells sucks, ya feel me?
Like waking in the future and and fucking with yarn, see?
FUCK THAT, SUCK THIS! Choke while you blow me!
Poozy snatches tix to wipe, fuck shells B.

Poozy, PLEASE don't lock this thread,
Or else I'll get fucked in the head.
I'm sittin' around with nothing to do
Except keep sitting here rapping to you.
Please don't ban me, I swear I'll be good,
I'll do everything a model poster should.
I'll follow the rules, and post on time,
and maybe I'll just make my posts rhyme!

Number 1 in da hood, G....