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Lame things veterans say 2009-05-02 16:57:42 Reply

I'm fed up with this forum now. I would rather be a part of something that had a little more creativity. Like ED. I was quite chuffed with my Sirtom93 article and I decided to make an article ED is sorely lacking (and also about me.)

Having said that, I love you guys.

The article is about forum veterans.
here

What I would love from you guys is quotes from veterans that show such a horrendous level of post-count related big-headedness they're hilarious. You can even quote me. The only person I could easily find examples from was Bonusstage. And my alt account, making a joke.

Cos it kinda needs more quotes. From all over the internet. Provide links, too. Unless you know what you're doing on ED or will use the preview button, post the quote and link itt.

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Response to Lame things veterans say 2009-05-02 16:59:54 Reply

At 5/2/09 04:57 PM, Earfetish wrote: The only person I could easily find examples from was Bonusstage.

Oh god I was about to suggest looking up his posts


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Response to Lame things veterans say 2009-05-02 17:05:30 Reply

Haha, when I read the topic title I thought this was going to be about war veterans.

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Response to Lame things veterans say 2009-05-02 17:11:45 Reply

At 5/2/09 04:59 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote:
At 5/2/09 04:57 PM, Earfetish wrote: The only person I could easily find examples from was Bonusstage.
Oh god I was about to suggest looking up his posts

More Bonusstage wuotes would be fine - indeed a plethora of his posts would be amazing. I don't know where to begin looking tho; hard to know what to google. Hoped you guys could help me out with embarrassing incidents you actually remember.

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Response to Lame things veterans say 2009-05-02 17:13:59 Reply

I'll keep my eyes open :D


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Response to Lame things veterans say 2009-05-02 17:22:31 Reply

Noobs suck....There I said it, and you can quote me on that.
Other than that. Please recruit more noobs. It's good for business.


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Response to Lame things veterans say 2009-05-02 17:24:09 Reply

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/3613 65/2

read his post here, you'd swear he was god's gift to the bbs.

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Response to Lame things veterans say 2009-05-02 17:31:38 Reply

At 5/2/09 05:24 PM, bigbanrod wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/3613 65/2

read his post here, you'd swear he was god's gift to the bbs.

amazing work my good man, far better than any quotes I found. He was really ranting there. Amazing.

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Response to Lame things veterans say 2009-05-02 18:00:41 Reply

They have just accepted it as a new article, marking it as the second ED article I have created and the first I am almost wholly the author of.

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Response to Lame things veterans say 2009-05-02 18:01:26 Reply

At 5/2/09 05:31 PM, Earfetish wrote:
At 5/2/09 05:24 PM, bigbanrod wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/3613 65/2

read his post here, you'd swear he was god's gift to the bbs.
amazing work my good man, far better than any quotes I found. He was really ranting there. Amazing.

I love how full of shit that guy is, even back in '05.


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Response to Lame things veterans say 2009-05-02 18:02:50 Reply

At 5/2/09 06:01 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote:
At 5/2/09 05:31 PM, Earfetish wrote:
At 5/2/09 05:24 PM, bigbanrod wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/3613 65/2

read his post here, you'd swear he was god's gift to the bbs.
amazing work my good man, far better than any quotes I found. He was really ranting there. Amazing.
I love how full of shit that guy is, even back in '05.

This is also probably the most the BBS has talked about him since he stopped visiting as much, too. Making him an object of ridicule.

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Response to Lame things veterans say 2009-05-02 18:06:14 Reply

At 5/2/09 06:02 PM, Earfetish wrote:
This is also probably the most the BBS has talked about him since he stopped visiting as much, too. Making him an object of ridicule.

That's actually a pretty sweet article. Also, I just love that he includes you in his little rant.


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Response to Lame things veterans say 2009-05-02 20:20:13 Reply

Any chance of any more help?

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Response to Lame things veterans say 2009-05-03 00:58:40 Reply

Any chance of any more help?

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Response to Lame things veterans say 2009-05-03 01:09:02 Reply

Well I would do it, but I have so many posts that I'm above it. See, when you get to have as many posts as I do on the internet, you start to realize things. You're just more mature. I wouldn't say it makes me better than everyone else to have a lot of posts, of course. I mean, that would be arrogant and I'm above that. I'm very humble and kind and intelligent and sexy.
Anyway, one day, you guys will understand, once you have posted enough.


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Response to Lame things veterans say 2009-05-03 01:22:29 Reply

At 5/2/09 04:57 PM, Earfetish wrote: I'm fed up with this forum now. I would rather be a part of something that had a little more creativity. Like ED. I was quite chuffed with my Sirtom93 article and I decided to make an article ED is sorely lacking (and also about me.)

You have no idea how close this is to exactly what I've recently experienced. ED, for whatever reason, is like a creative cauldron in a sea of dullness; it's a godsend for writers who are well-versed in e-culture, and once you get down wikiediting to a science, it's so much more fun and interesting than hanging around a stagnant forum like this, where there are so few collective interests and progressive pursuits, and such a lack of unique content.

ED actually is the cutting edge of the internet, seemingly replacing the old guard of Newgrounds, eBaums, etc. I rewrote the Newgrounds article, partly in response to the frustration this site engenders these days, and partly as my attempt to immortalize forever that which has finally passed into obscurity and old age -- not a demonization of the site, but a fondly scathing recollection. It is, I believe, an intriguing but necessary evolution in the course of the internet.

I believe I recently helped you out with and wrote most of the Sirtom article, as well as the Dick Neck article. I'll give this one a read-through.


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Response to Lame things veterans say 2009-05-03 01:30:48 Reply

I dunno, ED has always been to me the chronology of the worst moments, and the constant need to insert links like "fail" and whatnot, which are just rehashes of memes in the form of links instead of pictures, don't do it for me. I'll be the scathing outsider I think, so its almost like being an ED veteran before there ever are any. lolriny. :/ meh.

ED is just people talking about the things others have done, mostly just the stupid things. If its your thing, then cool, but I find it more repetitive than this bbs. Or, maybe, its just this bbs all rapped up into non-repeating topics because articles last forever.


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Response to Lame things veterans say 2009-05-03 02:21:14 Reply

ED is funny, but retarded.

Here's a sample article. It's about the Disney Movie "Alladin".

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SO ALLADIN IS A CAMEL JOCKEY LOL ALSO KNOWS AS CAMELFAG * insert picture of dead camel* LOL OK THIS MOVIE IS ABOUT ALLLLADIN WHO FINDS A LAMP WITH A GENIE INSIDE. THE GENIE IS ROBIN WILLIAMS ( FURFAG LOL * insert picture of robin williams being hairy*. HE'S GAY FOR BUTTSECKS.

*link to random porn*
*link to random shock image that's already in 90% of the articles on the website*
*link to picture of author performing auto fellatio while dreaming that one day someone would read his article and give a shit*
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Response to Lame things veterans say 2009-05-03 02:47:37 Reply

At 5/2/09 04:57 PM, Earfetish wrote: I'm fed up with this forum now. I would rather be a part of something that had a little more creativity. Like ED. I was quite chuffed with my Sirtom93 article and I decided to make an article ED is sorely lacking (and also about me.)

Having said that, I love you guys.

The article is about forum veterans.
here

What I would love from you guys is quotes from veterans that show such a horrendous level of post-count related big-headedness they're hilarious. You can even quote me. The only person I could easily find examples from was Bonusstage. And my alt account, making a joke.

Cos it kinda needs more quotes. From all over the internet. Provide links, too. Unless you know what you're doing on ED or will use the preview button, post the quote and link itt.

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ok if u don't like it here then leave and quit complaining about it and by the way "NG is also not your personal army" don't quote something that started on another website that has no need to be here at all have a nice day!

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Response to Lame things veterans say 2009-05-03 03:08:07 Reply

At 5/3/09 02:47 AM, madhatterfinalcut wrote: ok if u don't like it here then leave and quit complaining about it and by the way "NG is also not your personal army" don't quote something that started on another website that has no need to be here at all have a nice day!

Yes, you're definitely qualified to render judgment on that subject, considering you've spent all of 14 mostly one-liner posts on this BBS, within which you have contributed very nearly nothing more than poor grammatical habits, short exclamations of loyalty and subsequent abandonment of clubs, run-of-the-mill procedural questions about Newgrounds operational habits, and a few dim-witted comments on scattered news items. You have not seen even a smattering of the true nature of existence here on the forums, and for you to even attempt to lambast someone for expressing distaste for that existence under the transparent façade of a user who has also done so is so totally ridiculous and dishonest as to be laughable -- were it not dealing with such a serious subject matter.


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Response to Lame things veterans say 2009-05-03 09:43:55 Reply

Ahah, Bolo is Juggity! Mad skills my good man/

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Response to Lame things veterans say 2009-05-03 10:37:36 Reply

At 5/2/09 04:57 PM, Earfetish wrote: I would rather be a part of something that had a little more creativity. Like ED.

Since when were Newgrounds and ED alternatives to eachother?


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Response to Lame things veterans say 2009-05-03 11:12:59 Reply

At 5/3/09 11:04 AM, Fyndir wrote: Seems like Bolo is providing fodder for the article here.

hahahah I thought the same. But since he pwned the Sirtom93 article so badly I thought I'd let him off.

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Response to Lame things veterans say 2009-05-03 13:56:44 Reply

ED can be hit and miss, as with all comedy. But it's the funniest site that is on the pulse of the internet. It's as close to 4chan as most people would dare to tread. It's the funniest comedy wikipedia too.

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Response to Lame things veterans say 2009-05-03 13:58:53 Reply

At 5/2/09 04:57 PM, Earfetish wrote: I'm fed up with this forum now.

This saddens me =(


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Response to Lame things veterans say 2009-05-03 14:06:40 Reply

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he said this EXACT WORDS fuk u


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Response to Lame things veterans say 2009-05-03 20:32:21 Reply

I really have to use Bolo's post. I am going to use Bolo's post. It is all the more amusing that he is a well-respected ED editor. And if you dish it out you gotta take it.

Managed to get quite a satisfying few redirects to my article now. You guys were fucking useless; one person provided gold and Bolo did too, accidentally. Really hope someone comes up with something good.

last bump.

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Response to Lame things veterans say 2009-05-03 21:21:02 Reply

At 5/3/09 08:32 PM, Earfetish wrote: last bump.

Go look for that topic where 5 people got modded years ago, the batch with Evark & Sarai. I think that was the pinnacle of veterans/regs bitching, but I don't remember. It may have been deleted... :/


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Response to Lame things veterans say 2009-05-03 21:21:40 Reply

At 5/2/09 05:05 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Haha, when I read the topic title I thought this was going to be about war veterans.

Same here also.


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Response to Lame things veterans say 2009-05-03 21:33:29 Reply

lol, when I started out trolling Earfetish, I didn't even know how to check a post count...

he still hasn't unblocked me.

and for old times sake.

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