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Why I should be a bbs moderator May. 2nd, 2009 @ 04:36 PM

*ahem*
I haven't been around actually posting much, although I do follow the forums on a weekly, and sometimes daily basis. Also, I haven't been banned.

But, if I were a mod, I would definitely do a good job at upholding the rules, I would probably be one of
the more chilled mods who would ban all too much, rather just delete posts and threads if needed. But of course I wouldn't be shy to wield Poozy's dick, I love dicks very much, you see.

But frankly, I see alot of users who are like me, and who would be good mods. So what do I have that is so special? What do I have that would make me respected among both mods and regular users, apart from dealing with daily basis mod-issues?

Sex toys.

My sextoy stach is fucking hughe. I got all sorts of sextoys, everything listed neatly in alphabetic order, from Alligator Dildo to Zebra Dildo, used by actors Aaron James to Zeb Atlas

I belive that this is reason alone to make it worth having me as a moderator. I mean, I would be just like any other mod + that little extra. sextoys.

So, mod me, Tom/Wade Fulp, and I'll show you sextoys that'll make Sir Elton John blush.

Also, since I know Wade loves Fleshlights so much, I'll give you a dozen free fleshlights!

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Response to Why I should be a bbs moderator May. 2nd, 2009 @ 04:37 PM

epic fail

reason: we don't give a flying fuck

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Response to Why I should be a bbs moderator May. 2nd, 2009 @ 04:38 PM

I have so many reactions to this post, I don't know which to express.


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Response to Why I should be a bbs moderator May. 2nd, 2009 @ 04:39 PM

1 post? do you really expect to be a mod at your first post?

somehow, this fails more than Transformer.

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Response to Why I should be a bbs moderator May. 2nd, 2009 @ 04:39 PM

At 5/2/09 04:36 PM, iNotorious wrote:
My sextoy stach is fucking hughe. I got all sorts of sextoys, everything listed neatly in alphabetic order, from Alligator Dildo to Zebra Dildo, used by actors Aaron James to Zeb Atlas

wow ok. maybe I got lost half way or the whole way thru this but um.... what does sex toys have to do with u wanting to be a mod? i mean not being an ass just wondering?

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Response to Why I should be a bbs moderator May. 2nd, 2009 @ 04:40 PM

Wade loves fleshlights.

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Response to Why I should be a bbs moderator May. 2nd, 2009 @ 04:41 PM

At 5/2/09 04:40 PM, iNotorious wrote: Wade loves fleshlights.

get the hell out of our forums

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Response to Why I should be a bbs moderator May. 2nd, 2009 @ 04:41 PM

At 5/2/09 04:39 PM, DUDE4U wrote: wow ok. maybe I got lost half way or the whole way thru this but um.... what does sex toys have to do with u wanting to be a mod? i mean not being an ass just wondering?

The same thing that gay porn does.

I hope you get the reference.

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Response to Why I should be a bbs moderator May. 2nd, 2009 @ 04:41 PM

I actually think it's funny that people think he's asking to be a mod and are taking him seriously.


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Response to Why I should be a bbs moderator May. 2nd, 2009 @ 04:41 PM

Lol this is a riot.

Also click the links in my sig.

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Response to Why I should be a bbs moderator May. 2nd, 2009 @ 04:42 PM

At 5/2/09 04:39 PM, DUDE4U wrote:
At 5/2/09 04:36 PM, iNotorious wrote:
My sextoy stach is fucking hughe. I got all sorts of sextoys, everything listed neatly in alphabetic order, from Alligator Dildo to Zebra Dildo, used by actors Aaron James to Zeb Atlas
wow ok. maybe I got lost half way or the whole way thru this but um.... what does sex toys have to do with u wanting to be a mod? i mean not being an ass just wondering?

I assume this is a parody thread of Transormer's thread. Except less gay porn and more sex toys.

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Response to Why I should be a bbs moderator May. 2nd, 2009 @ 04:42 PM

At 5/2/09 04:40 PM, iNotorious wrote: Wade loves fleshlights.

Ask Wade, he might be able to use you.


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Response to Why I should be a bbs moderator May. 2nd, 2009 @ 04:42 PM

Rejected.


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