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So Ng, My phone got stolen... May. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:03 PM Reply

Hey NG. Haven't been around for awhile, but I felt like I needed to tell someone this story because I feel like a complete idiot and nobody around is giving me any pity/cares.

So I run track, and I go running, and I had to run a hill workout. That's where you run 400 meters up a hill, jog down, and repeat. Then you run 300 meters up the hill three times, 200 meters 3 times, and 100 meters 3 times. It's fun (not). Anyways, I went and did this and it was fuuuuuuuuun. Halfway through my workout, a group (about 5 or so) of latino kids maybe about in middle school age come down the hill that I'm running on, and they start going near where I put my stuff while I'm running. And, I like an oblivious idiot, keep running while they go through all my stuff and steal my phone. They even cleverly dropped the case to my phone on the ground right in front of the bottom of the hill where I could notice it. And I didn't notice it. I didn't even think about when they decided to stand RIGHT NEXT to my stuff. I feel like a stupid idiot and yeah. Pity story.

I got my phone turned off, but that's still a 250 dollar phone that I'm going top have to go without (until july) or replace. And phones are very expensive.

Oh, and they stole my shiny 5 dollar sunglasses and my headband too.

Any thoughts, NG?

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Response to So Ng, My phone got stolen... May. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:05 PM Reply

Someone should make a thread titled, "LOL I just stole this guy's phone".


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Response to So Ng, My phone got stolen... May. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:07 PM Reply

At 5/2/09 03:05 PM, Headshot777 wrote: Someone should make a thread titled, "LOL I just stole this guy's phone".

Ouch. That hurts.

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Response to So Ng, My phone got stolen... May. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:07 PM Reply

At 5/2/09 03:03 PM, Swordstick76 wrote: Hey NG. Haven't been around for awhile, but I felt like I needed to tell someone this story because I feel like a complete idiot and nobody around is giving me any pity/cares.

So you're expecting pity from Newgrounds?

Why the fuck do you even leave your stuff in a public area?


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Response to So Ng, My phone got stolen... May. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:07 PM Reply

You should feel bad for those latinos, the swine flu probably made them do it.


I'm an instigator

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Response to So Ng, My phone got stolen... May. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:08 PM Reply

my conclusion is latino kids are poor so they need to steal

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Response to So Ng, My phone got stolen... May. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:09 PM Reply

I always set traps around my stuff.

You should have done something like this

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Response to So Ng, My phone got stolen... May. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:11 PM Reply

At 5/2/09 03:07 PM, Proottalfain wrote:
At 5/2/09 03:03 PM, Swordstick76 wrote: Hey NG. Haven't been around for awhile, but I felt like I needed to tell someone this story because I feel like a complete idiot and nobody around is giving me any pity/cares.
So you're expecting pity from Newgrounds?

Why the fuck do you even leave your stuff in a public area?

I dunno. I just felt like telling the story. And I suppose it wasn't the brightest idea to expect pity from the internet... W/E.

And I left my stuff in a public area because I am an idiot. And I won't be doing that again.

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Response to So Ng, My phone got stolen... May. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:11 PM Reply

Simpler resolution:
Post the phone number and have everyone call it until the latino's go batshit crazy and give it back to you.
Everyone wins!

Except you, because we have your number.

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Response to So Ng, My phone got stolen... May. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:12 PM Reply

At 5/2/09 03:11 PM, RiuTenshin wrote: Simpler resolution:
Post the phone number and have everyone call it until the latino's go batshit crazy and give it back to you.
Everyone wins!
Except you, because we have your number.

Well at least if he gets his phone back we have someone to prank call...

is your refrigerator running...

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Response to So Ng, My phone got stolen... May. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:14 PM Reply

Hello people, I have much experience with teh internets. 4chan, NG, YTMND, i've been to 'em all. I'm not giving my phone number, duh.

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Response to So Ng, My phone got stolen... May. 2nd, 2009 @ 04:25 PM Reply

Im borrowing it.

LEAVE ME ALONE!
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Response to So Ng, My phone got stolen... May. 2nd, 2009 @ 04:30 PM Reply

Call them.

Tell them that you'll report it to the police if it isn't returned. Also, they'll be fucked because they don't have the charger.


wake up sheeple

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Response to So Ng, My phone got stolen... May. 2nd, 2009 @ 04:33 PM Reply

At 5/2/09 03:07 PM, Swordstick76 wrote:
At 5/2/09 03:05 PM, Headshot777 wrote: Someone should make a thread titled, "LOL I just stole this guy's phone".
Ouch. That hurts.

not as bad as watching them jack your stuff lol. personally i would of went over and caved some faces in but that's just me

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Response to So Ng, My phone got stolen... May. 2nd, 2009 @ 04:35 PM Reply

Ouch, going to cost you a bit to replace it all... well the phone atleast... honestly i thinks its funny as hell :]

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Response to So Ng, My phone got stolen... May. 2nd, 2009 @ 04:56 PM Reply

At 5/2/09 04:35 PM, NoodlePirate wrote: Ouch, going to cost you a bit to replace it all... well the phone atleast... honestly i thinks its funny as hell :]

ditto but..ur phone bill is gonna be fuckin expensive..


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Response to So Ng, My phone got stolen... May. 2nd, 2009 @ 05:23 PM Reply

You seem pretty chilled out for a guy who lost a 250 dollar phone.

You gonna try get that back?


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Response to So Ng, My phone got stolen... May. 2nd, 2009 @ 06:35 PM Reply

I know how you feel, someone stole my phone about 3 months ago

I wonder if the same person who stole your phone stole mine

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Response to So Ng, My phone got stolen... May. 2nd, 2009 @ 07:36 PM Reply

My phone was stolen a few days ago. It was a Nokia N95. I was in P.E double with my phone in my blazer zipped in my pocket and the changing rooms locked. Halfway through the lesson the teacher gives the key to the two least trustworthy students, and when everyone's pockets get snooped through and things get stolen he doesn't know who stole them.

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Response to So Ng, My phone got stolen... May. 2nd, 2009 @ 07:38 PM Reply

Damn, that's rather shitty man. Hope you bump into them again so you can bash their heads in.

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Response to So Ng, My phone got stolen... May. 2nd, 2009 @ 07:39 PM Reply

At 5/2/09 03:03 PM, Swordstick76 wrote: a group (about 5 or so) of latino kids

somebody is a racist. but srsly dude, that sucks but it is your fault for leaving your stuff there and not even checking on it when you were running


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Response to So Ng, My phone got stolen... May. 2nd, 2009 @ 07:40 PM Reply

super cool story, bro.


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Response to So Ng, My phone got stolen... May. 2nd, 2009 @ 07:41 PM Reply

At 5/2/09 07:39 PM, dobo69 wrote:
At 5/2/09 03:03 PM, Swordstick76 wrote: a group (about 5 or so) of latino kids
somebody is a racist.

How's that racist? He was just stating that there lations.


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Response to So Ng, My phone got stolen... May. 2nd, 2009 @ 07:42 PM Reply

Latinos can kiss my Asian ass.


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Response to So Ng, My phone got stolen... May. 2nd, 2009 @ 07:42 PM Reply

At 5/2/09 07:41 PM, Maximus wrote:
At 5/2/09 07:39 PM, dobo69 wrote:
At 5/2/09 03:03 PM, Swordstick76 wrote: a group (about 5 or so) of latino kids
somebody is a racist.
How's that racist? He was just stating that there lations.

just kidding man, i know its hard to tell because we are typing, but it really was just a joke.


i stole this sig

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Response to So Ng, My phone got stolen... May. 2nd, 2009 @ 07:51 PM Reply

At 5/2/09 07:42 PM, dobo69 wrote:
At 5/2/09 07:41 PM, Maximus wrote:
At 5/2/09 07:39 PM, dobo69 wrote:
At 5/2/09 03:03 PM, Swordstick76 wrote: a group (about 5 or so) of latino kids
somebody is a racist.
How's that racist? He was just stating that there lations.
just kidding man, i know its hard to tell because we are typing, but it really was just a joke.

No... you weren't. You're just saying it because you're non-confrontational. Seriously, I fucking hate Lations. Fuck those dirty Lations in their fucking dirty Lation mouths!


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Response to So Ng, My phone got stolen... May. 2nd, 2009 @ 07:54 PM Reply

What a shame. I'd be so fucking pissed in your place.

At 5/2/09 07:42 PM, RandomExploit wrote: Latinos can kiss my Asian ass.

You can kiss my latino ass.


wut

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Response to So Ng, My phone got stolen... May. 2nd, 2009 @ 08:44 PM Reply

Id say call up the provider of the phone service and tell them so they can deactivate the phone and you wont have to pay for any more calls from it.


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Response to So Ng, My phone got stolen... May. 2nd, 2009 @ 08:49 PM Reply

Oh, and they stole my shiny 5 dollar sunglasses and my headband too.

Any thoughts, NG?

maybe they made a shrine to you??

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Response to So Ng, My phone got stolen... May. 2nd, 2009 @ 08:51 PM Reply

At 5/2/09 03:03 PM, Swordstick76 wrote: Hey NG. Haven't been around for awhile, but I felt like I needed to tell someone this story because I feel like a complete idiot and nobody around is giving me any pity/cares.

So you run to NG?

Are you fucking high kid?


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