My friend's a cunt

[Aconites]

He walked up to a couple of hot girls in tanktops and skirts and tried to hit on them by saying "Hey normally I would ask if your cold but it's warm out..." They didn't even say anything, they just walked past him. It was the saddest thing ever. Even more sad he didn't even realize how dumb and illogical pick up line that was. Like he's in his own strange world. People like that are facinating.

[MagnumForce]

Dude, I don't know why but I laughed so hard.
And you said my favorite word: "cunt"

[o0-0o]

Hey you never know, he might come across other cunts and hit it off.

[Michaelas10]

It makes sense. He's saying his usual pick up line would be "are you cold?" but due to circumstances he could not say that.

[Sovalkov]

At 5/2/09 12:14 AM, Aconites wrote: They didn't even say anything, they just walked past him.

Weird. It works just fine for me.

[HippityGopher]

That is really funny. Fucking Skanks

[6r0undZ3r0]

At 5/2/09 12:20 AM, Michaelas10 wrote: It makes sense. He's saying his usual pick up line would be "are you cold?" but due to circumstances he could not say that.

Well, he probably should have used a different pickup line then..

[Michaelas10]

At 5/2/09 12:23 AM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote:

At 5/2/09 12:20 AM, Michaelas10 wrote: It makes sense. He's saying his usual pick up line would be "are you cold?" but due to circumstances he could not say that.

Well, he probably should have used a different pickup line then..

He was being witty. It's perfectly fine. Maybe the conjuncture of two opposite (cold and warm) caused the girls to be confused, which means they're not very smart, which means they don't deserve him anyway.

[PurplePancakes]

maybe you guys need some real game.Don't blame the girls, blame his lazy ass who can't come up with good lines.And that guy who called them skanks,Isn't it even more sad because they are skanks?imagine a normal nice girl, they tell you to shove it up your ass haha

[Leidolfr]

At 5/2/09 12:27 AM, PurplePancakes wrote: maybe you guys need some real game.Don't blame the girls, blame his lazy ass who can't come up with good lines.

"Hey, wanna go for a ride, smoke a joint" enough said

[SnakeSkull]

At 5/2/09 12:14 AM, Aconites wrote: They didn't even say anything, they just walked past him. It was the saddest thing ever. Even more sad he didn't even realize how dumb and illogical pick up line that was. Like he's in his own strange world.

Hey pretty mama!

[EyeLovePoozy]

I am under the impression that you are the cunt.

At least he had the balls to grab the bat and step up to the plate. He may not have a silver tounge (yet) but I know through experience that if you throw enough shit at a wall, eventually some of it is gonna stick.

Assuming of course that your "friend" isn't you, lol.

[Blaze-Heatnix]

At 5/2/09 12:32 AM, TheSnakeSkull wrote:

At 5/2/09 12:14 AM, Aconites wrote: They didn't even say anything, they just walked past him. It was the saddest thing ever. Even more sad he didn't even realize how dumb and illogical pick up line that was. Like he's in his own strange world.

Hey pretty mama!

OH SHIT every childhood memory of me watching that show just rushed back to my head.

[Gorgorothx]

I would have given him my number, and ass.

[Forums]

thought the title read "My friend's cunt"

in which case this thread would have been infinitely times better

[vvwSLAYwvv]

Were thay hot?

[TNT]

You're friend is just desperate for some attention/sex.

[Greenfrost6]

Sure, your friend was an idiot for making a retarded pickup line. But still, you calling him a 'cunt' over the internet? Some friend you are.