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Its only a matter of time before the virus mutates and becomes even more deadly. Thats if we`re lucky if not we will turn into zombies! Personally I dont worry Im resistant to ceartain viruses (Except the fucking cold virus.) I`ll finally be able to raid the army surplus store.
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*Apocalypse

Anyway, for it to be a zombie apocalypse, this virus has to change the DNA of its host; and as far as I can tell, a flu attacks its host, it doesn't mess up its genetic structure.

And if it'd mutate, it would merely up the ante on killing power or possibly increase the spread rate, or both, not make a zombie apocalypse.

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At 5/1/09 01:10 AM, Sawdust wrote: *Apocalypse

Anyway, for it to be a zombie apocalypse, this virus has to change the DNA of its host; and as far as I can tell, a flu attacks its host, it doesn't mess up its genetic structure.

And if it'd mutate, it would merely up the ante on killing power or possibly increase the spread rate, or both, not make a zombie apocalypse.

Dude viruses change the DNA of cells to reproduce themselves and yes I knew I spelled apocalypse wrong I was too busy typing to care. Its quit simple biochemistry. First the virus hijacks the cell and injects the DNA into it making the cell produce copys of the virus. sort of like a factory that is captured and forced to work for the enemy. Sometimes mutating the cell and replacing its Mitochondria this will make the infected appear dead for a short time after which it has little to no intelligence and works off of instinct. They appear rotted because the virus trashes many cells to make copys leading to decay and necrosis making them appear as zombies.

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There we go, a man with some SCIENCE.

There are some existing neurological-attacking micro-organisms (although virii aren't really classified as living). Take rabies. It resides in the brain. Let it copulate with swine flu and..

Owait, rabies is bacterial, while swine flu is viral.

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Although a virus alters the DNA of a cell, mind you that it changes only one cell, so unless it's duplicating at the rate of cancer cells and destroying old cells, there's no way a virus can completely change your structure. It's blasphemy.

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The swine flu actually starts off like a normal influenza attacking the respiratory system. However, if the virus is left untreated long enough, it begins attacking the nervous system relentlessly until the host dies. It's also a very young virus so it does still have the potential to mutate into something with a higher kill and infection rate. The chances of it doing something that severe is very low.

However, if a patient with rabies were to contract the swine flu, there is a short chance the viruses may interbreed creating a new strand and mutating into something strange. In this case, the virus would attack the nervous system and respiratory system simultaneously, killing its victim quick. The symptoms would probably similar to the common flu at first, escalating into uncontrolled fits of rage, muscle spasms, and continuing flu symptoms. The swine flu, a zombie does not make.

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I just watched Dawn of the Dead (both versions) in honor of the Swine Flu even though I myself believe that this is just all over hyped bullshit. As most of you know the normal Fly kills 30,000+ a year and this swine flu has killed maybe 1000? I don't know exact numbers. And they've all been Mexican (including the baby that died in the U.S.) and no offense but Mexicans live in very dirty areas where infections can spread easily and effectively.


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You CANNOT raise the dead, no matter how much you pray to Satan or mutate a virus. Don't be fucking 8.

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Zombies....lol. on the next G4 Underground...they have zombie hunters...people who meet and train, for the eventual outbreak of zombies....lmao. on the one before that they had superheroes.....yeah, whole other story


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At 5/1/09 01:08 AM, Ninjamaster506 wrote: Its only a matter of time before the virus mutates and becomes even more deadly. Thats if we`re lucky if not we will turn into zombies! Personally I dont worry Im resistant to ceartain viruses (Except the fucking cold virus.) I`ll finally be able to raid the army surplus store.
If any other fatalists have any ideas post them below and put on your gas masks

If you're resistant, then you're going to be torn to shreds by the zombies. How is that better?

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At 5/1/09 02:05 AM, theshadowwolf wrote: You CANNOT raise the dead, no matter how much you pray to Satan or mutate a virus. Don't be fucking 8.

Though it may be unclear to some with their fourth grade educations, The host body is really never dead and a future Bioweapons analyst (Someone who destroys and cures bioweapons) you can mix any number of viruses together and through selective breeding (Kind of like eugenics) create a potent cocktail of viruses that could have beneficial or negative effects. which is what will happen if it mutates under certan conditions in a lab or out.
So you good sir are the foolish one here. Always trust the biochemistry major bitch!

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Of all the pandemics we get a pig flu... woulda been so much cooler if it was a zombie outbreak instead.

Zombie mexicans comin across the border and shit.

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At 5/1/09 04:45 AM, Luis wrote: Of all the pandemics we get a pig flu... woulda been so much cooler if it was a zombie outbreak instead.

Zombie mexicans comin across the border and shit.

Yeah man.
I mean, atleast the flu should turn people into pigs?

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At 5/1/09 04:47 AM, KitsuneNoir wrote: Yeah man.
I mean, atleast the flu should turn people into pigs?

yeaaaaah im getting flashbacks of the movie Willow...

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At 5/1/09 04:45 AM, Luis wrote: Zombie mexicans comin across the border and shit.

Deja vu.

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At 5/1/09 04:57 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:
At 5/1/09 04:45 AM, Luis wrote: Zombie mexicans comin across the border and shit.
Deja vu.

I was thinkin more like....

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At 5/1/09 05:09 AM, Luis wrote:
At 5/1/09 04:57 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:
At 5/1/09 04:45 AM, Luis wrote: Zombie mexicans comin across the border and shit.
Deja vu.
I was thinkin more like....

They're zombies? Whoah...

I thought all Mexicans look like that anyway?

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O fuck i dont have a gas mask (starts holding breathe)

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At 5/1/09 06:16 AM, Pepperfrog wrote: Now it has happened: http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.h tm

I knew it! I fucking knew it could happen and theres your proof!
I told all of you and props to pepperfrog for posting that and proving me right.

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