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At 5/1/09 06:59 AM, Cyprus wrote:

At 5/1/09 05:29 AM, Jonners wrote:

Oh please video that and i will love you forever! (Well, until the video is finished and i forget who you are...)

Obviously someone didn't read the thread before posting...anyhow..
That was pretty interesting. That spider is nothing compared to what I had to deal with in Iraq tho.
Get bit by one of these your swimmin up shit creek.

Oh, god wat is that thing, that's straight out of a nightmare
congrats to u man, that looks like las plagas from Res. 4 and 5

Holy shit balls captan thats a nasty motherfucker, watch out he'll kill you!

Spiders suck.

... Pictures?

At 5/1/09 02:00 PM, RageVI wrote: Fuck spiders.

That's quite the argument and I agree with it wholeheartedly. Several people have referred to your spider as a Wolf and others as a brown Recluse. Which one is it, do you know?

Also, did you check to see if it came back to life after thawing out?

At 5/1/09 02:16 PM, RageVI wrote:

I'm pretty sure it was a wolf spider.

It's a wolf spider of the family Lycosa.

Hey Rage, can i use that compressed air on your balls, then put them in a jar?

LOLOLOL

At 5/1/09 01:58 AM, RageVI wrote: I recorded a video for your viewing pleasure

I was expecting it to defrost and jump out of your hands. Haha, you would have screamed like a girl on cam!

At 5/1/09 01:58 AM, RageVI wrote:

At 5/1/09 01:50 AM, galatea1 wrote: Oh for the love of jeebus....

You'll get over it...

Anyway, I sent this thing back to where it came from. Hell.

I recorded a video for your viewing pleasure

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UngFt0whV v0

Aww just because spiders are scary, they dont really do any harm.
Couldnt have just thrown it outside? Actually I cant really say anything i splat spiders instant I see em, but freezing it after we showing us all the photos, seemed more sad somehow :P

At 5/1/09 02:16 PM, RageVI wrote:

I'm pretty sure it was a wolf spider.

From your pictures, It's def. a wolf spider. Brown recluses usually have much bigger butts.

Also, brown recluses have a fiddle on their back.

How do you people manage to get pictures of these spiders?

Oh, you just use pictures you found on the Internet for size scale. Silly me.

The video is broken :(

Video has been removed. I guess Youtube is a spider freak.

Just thought...
Here's a pic' of my mutant Black Widow (the blades CAN rip a hole in you):

And yes i've seen a real one up close)

I sugest slowly cutting off it's legs, squeeze it, but don't crush it, then leave it in a air tight container.

I'm a fucking torturer in the making... Sort of...

At 5/1/09 01:12 AM, Grammar-Nazi wrote: Bribe him with the quarter, then make him leave.

Congrats, you win the internet.

At 5/1/09 04:11 PM, RageVI wrote:
I was at a cottage in Virgina and right above the doorway was a whole nest of them. We bought a can of bug spray and let it loose. As soon as we did that, a cloud of hundreds of baby black windows started flying in the wind everywhere. It was craptastic.

I'm picturing RageVI in slowmotion moving around and clouds of black widows swirling around of him while a very artsy piece of music is playing in the background. Just wow.

At 5/1/09 01:16 AM, BrainlessDan wrote: Damn it, now I'm going to think spider are crawling on me.

I'm paranoid when it comes to spiders.

My sentiments exactly.

You know, I do not approve of killing spiders, but I will say this:

That frozen spider is pretty fucking badass.

It wasn't all that big, though. Only slightly larger than a quarter? I mean, I guess that it's pretty big for this time of year, but not in general. You must live up North a ways.

I fed this little lady all summer last summer she was a good pet then one day she just left me...*sigh*

At 5/1/09 01:07 AM, RageVI wrote: Yes, I know we've had these threads before.

i love how mods can do whatever they want

giant spiders are God's way of reminding us that we're still his bitch

sorry for the double post but this picture shows her size best i think

Get the goddamned shotgun.

I hate spiders.

Time to make dry-ice cry....
I have a spider encased in glass

Sorry for pic my camra sucks

At 5/1/09 01:07 AM, RageVI wrote: Of course, I did what any real man would do. I screamed like a girl and got the hell out of there.

Please tell me you're sarcastic. Any man would smash the living hell outta this motherfucka.

Damnit rage i was about to eat dinner