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At 5/1/09 01:12 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote: Forget about you and the spider. What about the poor quarter!?

Yeah, that coin is more in terror then you probably are! What about the coin? Set it free. The coin, that is.

At 5/1/09 08:38 AM, Dry-Ice wrote: I have a pet spider

You had me worried, I was up to page 3 on a topic about spiders and I hadn't seen that pic yet.

At 5/1/09 10:34 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

At 5/1/09 10:31 AM, NEVR wrote: That was a cool way to kill it. Loved the video too... nice casual drop into the bin ;P

I think the matter of fact kicking of the drawer shut was the cherry on top of the pwnd arachnid sunday.

The slam of the drawer gives out a nice proverbial "fuck you" to the entire arachnid population.

They will, however, probably be amassing their forces against him now, though. He may have to watch out for that one. Spider revenge....

Ugh i fucking hate them.. i face atleast 3 of those fucks each summer.. i even got a homemade weapon too kill them because i can't come close to them without freaking out..

At 5/1/09 05:25 AM, MrDark01234 wrote:

At 5/1/09 01:29 AM, Dragonberry wrote:

At 5/1/09 01:14 AM, slowz wrote: Ha? Spider? Thats not a spider. Now this is a Spider!

Y'ain't seen nothing yet.

Silly, Pholcidae longlegs may be a bit creepy, but you learn to see them as normal fucking animals after you learn they can't even bite.

So you're telling me that if you looked up and saw that you WOULDN'T completely lose your shit and try to burn your house down?

Hmm...you can freeze stuff with a dust container. Learn something new every day I suppose

At 5/1/09 07:38 AM, KitsuneNoir wrote:
Infact I remember hearing that they are actually scorpions.

No, they are not. But yes, theu are not real spiders. They're, I tought, of the solifuga class (sunspiders). A bit similar as that daddy-long-legs are a different species of the arachnids. (or how the biologists refer to them)

At 5/1/09 10:56 AM, NEVR wrote: The slam of the drawer gives out a nice proverbial "fuck you" to the entire arachnid population.

They will, however, probably be amassing their forces against him now, though. He may have to watch out for that one. Spider revenge....

Oh shit...

What if the frozen spider isn't really dead and is actually stalking RageVI as we speak?!?

You know like if it was just placed in suspended animation when he froze it...

You killed it I'm sad. It looked like it would make a nice pet.

You killed it?

What the fuck did it do to you? It's more scared of you remember. Not hard to find a cup and a piece of paper, capture it then get it outside to safety.

Remember spiders kill those disease spreading flies! They are saints, even if they are scary looking saints!

At 5/1/09 11:35 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Oh shit...

What if the frozen spider isn't really dead and is actually stalking RageVI as we speak?!?

You know like if it was just placed in suspended animation when he froze it...

The little bastard will probably just wake up in 20 years time... really, REALLY, pissed.

And at that point it'll have a shitheap of futuristic technology to employ against him, too :/

You can't kill them by drowning though. (look out for spider pic)

A few years ago I was hanging out in my back yard. I was looking along the rims of the windows from the house. There was a hole and I saw a couple of legs poking out, I thought wow a big spider (maybe 2 inches long) I poked it with a twig and a wolf spider over 6-7 inches fucking flew out and ran across my backyard into the grass.

They look like these:

At 5/1/09 01:10 AM, RageVI wrote: This thing is literally trying to leap out of the container and kill me, guys. I'm seriously sticking my neck out here to get these shots.

In god we trust, the coin says....and a fucking big spider next to it...that does not go together.

save us jebus!

At 5/1/09 01:58 AM, RageVI wrote:

At 5/1/09 01:50 AM, galatea1 wrote: Oh for the love of jeebus....

You'll get over it...

Anyway, I sent this thing back to where it came from. Hell.

I recorded a video for your viewing pleasure

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UngFt0whV v0

Holy shit thats a keep ^^

ure my spider killing hero

At 5/1/09 08:38 AM, Dry-Ice wrote: OOH SPIDER TOPIC :D:D:D:D

Web spiders still piss me off though.

Awesome mexican red-knee!! Mine is a Chilean Rosehair...good "starter" spider. After my daughter was born, I gave my red-knee to my sister and my aggressive tarantulas to our zoo.

I would hate to find one of those in my house.

At 5/1/09 11:39 AM, NEVR wrote:

At 5/1/09 11:35 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

The little bastard will probably just wake up in 20 years time... really, REALLY, pissed.

And at that point it'll have a shitheap of futuristic technology to employ against him, too :/

LOL when one of my tarantulas would become ill, I'd freeze them as a form of euthanasia. Except my California Brown tarantula that my cat caught. That one needed to be euthanised quickly to get it out of it's pain so I dropped a brick on him. That brick was never moved again and I wouldn't be suprised if it is still in that yard exactly where I dropped it.

some of the pictures... jesus. I normaly just throw it in a bush

After reading through this thread I keep thinking one of these big fucks are going to jump on my head.

Aha nasty.

Heres a couple things I done to spiders:

Drowned it in cough medicine (was dramtic! felt sorry for the poor fella)

I was about to iron my shirt and it was on the ironing board so i ironed its legs.
I left it in a cup for my mum to see cause I thought it was dead.
About 5 hours later she freaked out saying it was still alive hah.

So if your going to use th iron make sure its fully dead.

PEACE!

At 5/1/09 01:21 AM, RageVI wrote: Obligatory close up

Aaaaawwwwww.

At 5/1/09 01:28 AM, 36Holla wrote:

At 5/1/09 01:21 AM, RageVI wrote: Obligatory close up

D'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw! So cute!

Crap, I was going to say that. I could stay here seeing that close up for hours, it's just amazing!

Also guys, look at this Brazilian banana spider. It's even cuter than the brown recluse that RageIV showed.

u should throw the spider into the sun

At 5/1/09 01:47 PM, ThePigeonMaster wrote:

At 5/1/09 01:28 AM, 36Holla wrote:

At 5/1/09 01:21 AM, RageVI wrote:

Also guys, look at this Brazilian banana spider. It's even cuter than the brown recluse that RageIV showed.

Those things are cool!! They are members of the orb weaver class and as such, spin the prettiest webs!!

release it

thats an easy way out

At 5/1/09 01:48 PM, Foustus wrote: u should throw the spider into the sun

oh shit yea sry I was too late
but good death better than wat i thought for sure

At 5/1/09 01:14 AM, slowz wrote: Ha? Spider? Thats not a spider. Now this is a Spider!

OH SHIT!!!
I do hope to whatever god there is, that the image was photoshopped...

That thing needs cleansing fire...