My sister tried suicide

[iMini]

Serious thread...

Yes, sometime this morning my little bitch of a sister took some 10 paracetemols, while my mum was in the house, yes, she's fine, they're keeping her in hospital overnight, and having a physchologist see her.

My sister has had a boyfriend for the couple of months now (he's 18, she's 15), and for the past month they've been on-and-off for the past month now because she kissed one of her friends (a proper kiss), and now she's upset because he's upset and keeps getting back together then breaking up again, along with this, her boyfriend tries to act hard by threatening to beat up this person she "made out" with, yet he's old 14 years old, and then goes on to threaten another kid like him, how manly.

She's been tending to cry in 3 day bursts, then get happier, then go back out with him for about 2 days, then break up again, and then the cycle repeats itself. Now, I could see this happening, as soon as it started, I knew this would happen but my bitch of a sister was under some strange delusion that it would be different each time.

So here we are, sister's in hospital, because she's an attention-fucking-whore.

[Gorgorothx]

At 4/27/09 04:40 PM, TacoFreak wrote: If she ever does succeed at suicide, have sexual intercourse with her corpse. You won't regret it.

unexpected+insanely gross=win

Seriously though, I've seen way too many threads in General that have the word suicide in it. Cut that shit out.

[Seriana]

lol women

[yugimt]

At 4/27/09 04:40 PM, TacoFreak wrote: If she ever does succeed at suicide, have sexual intercourse with her corpse. You won't regret it.

^ this.

but yeah, suicide is bad kids.

Or men will rape your corpse.

[Boss]

At 4/27/09 04:41 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: Isn't it a felony to attempt suicide?

It is actually.

THE MORE YOU KNOW

[iMini]

I forgot to add in, I'm not upset.

I'm just angry, I never liked my sister, I "love" her, but I strongly dislike her.

[Lost-Chances]

Just let her die. Then yell "I TOLD YOU SOOOOO!" at her corpse at the funeral.

[Seriana]

At 4/27/09 04:44 PM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote: I forgot to add in, I'm not upset.

I'm just angry, I never liked my sister, I "love" her, but I strongly dislike her.

so you mean if she died you wouldn't care

man you're like my long lost brother

[TheSilverGuitar]

At 4/27/09 04:39 PM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote: and having a physchologist see her.

This will do a LOT more damage than help.

[Armerad]

At 4/27/09 04:40 PM, TacoFreak wrote: If she ever does succeed at suicide, have sexual intercourse with her corpse. You won't regret it.

That cold dry feeling is orgasmic.

[RainbowRiderAlpha]

At 4/27/09 04:39 PM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote: my little bitch of a sister

my bitch of a sister

she's an attention-fucking-whore.

What a fucking bitch let's kick her ass

[SkullsNSkate]

Where was the mom when she tried suicide?

[joabos]

I love how teen kids always think there's a 'The One' when the sad truth is you'll never find your prince charming because he doesn't exist.

[PurplePancakes]

At 4/27/09 04:45 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: Just let her die. Then yell "I TOLD YOU SOOOOO!" at her corpse at the funeral.

fucking moron...grow up you little nerd.

[SouthAsian]

At 4/27/09 04:42 PM, Pounce wrote: lol women

I agree with this statement.

[mayoarm11]

not that i have a problem with it, i just don't understand why you would post this here. No one can actually give you real advice about this.

But I am very sorry about what happened, I've had something similar happened to one of my friends, but not quite the same. It'll pass, trust me, it's just a retarded phase.

[Lost-Chances]

At 4/27/09 04:55 PM, PurplePancakes wrote:

At 4/27/09 04:45 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: Just let her die. Then yell "I TOLD YOU SOOOOO!" at her corpse at the funeral.

fucking moron...grow up you little nerd.

Whoops, I broke a hidden rule. Damn, I forgot humour isn't allowed.

Sorry guys, I fucked up.

[ifureadthisdie]

At 4/27/09 04:39 PM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote: Serious thread...

With not so serious answers

[Dropkicked]

At 4/27/09 04:44 PM, flashwarrior wrote:

At 4/27/09 04:41 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: Isn't it a felony to attempt suicide?

It is actually.

THE MORE YOU KNOW

It's odd because there were no LEGAL ramifications when my oldest sister attempted it a few years back.

[Surreal-Killer]

How'd she get caught? did she change her mind after taking the pills?

[Kenneth-Knows-All]

Oh yeah? How did she like it? I've been meaning to try it too.

[kylenitz]

You should kil her bitch ass for trying to go an hero.

[jack231]

inb4 pedobear, myspace suicide, etc.

OH NOES I IZ SAD BECUZ I'M AN UGLY BITCH!!11

[Nakoruru]

You should let her see this thread so she can not only be distraught over one thing but also see how much her brother "loves" her and how he humiliates her on line.

[Lagatag]

At 4/27/09 04:53 PM, joabos wrote: the sad truth is you'll never find your prince charming because he doesn't exist.

Ah Shit :'(

[dobo69]

at least she is still okay
i would laugh my ass off if the 14 year old beat the crap out of the 18 year old

[iateamexican]

God I hate girls like that.
They do something retarded then start feeling sorry for themselves when they get a kick in the teeth.

[Vortex]

your 17 ? get some friends and do a drive by cinderblock through is windshield. Or throw on skimasks and hop em one night i wouldnt let that shit fly

[JKMonkey]

wow, thats pretty sad, hopefully the psychologist can help her

kinda reminds me of my own sister, except my sister dies in a car accident

[Aughiris]

Youp, women sure are intelligent beings.