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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 12:38 AM

At 4/27/09 09:57 AM, DrForeman wrote: Fcking nerds you fags are just jealous that I'm smarter and still look better than you it's true as your my mom I fuck her every night

Hahahaha, this is where I burst out laughing.


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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 12:41 AM

At 4/27/09 02:14 AM, DirtySyko wrote: YoinK?

exactly what i thought when i saw this

anyone have a link to that old topic?

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 12:42 AM

DrForeman and YoinK, in the wildlife.

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 12:44 AM

At 4/28/09 12:41 AM, molekh wrote:
At 4/27/09 02:14 AM, DirtySyko wrote: YoinK?
exactly what i thought when i saw this

anyone have a link to that old topic?

There were a whole mess of 'em!!

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 12:45 AM

I weep at this thread's epicness

And I'm sure DrForeman has long since been reduced to a soulless, mindless husk of a boy...with a really fucking long neck


Old Man: Conan...What is best in life?
Conan: Crush your enemies...See them driven before you...And hear the lamentation of their women

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 12:46 AM

long neck is looooooooong

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 12:54 AM

wtf why are there less pics?

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 01:30 AM

At 4/28/09 12:45 AM, DaWgSOLja729 wrote: I weep at this thread's epicness

And I'm sure DrForeman has long since been reduced to a soulless, mindless husk of a boy...with a really fucking long neck

One of these days, he'll show us!
He'll go on extreme makeover and have neck reduction surgery, then he'll make fun of us on Montel or Maury...

I WAS LONG NECKED FREAK
NOW I'LL MAKE Y'ALL SEEM WEAK
CUZ I'VE BEEN PUMPIN' SOME IRON
AND GOT SWEET NECK REDUCTION!


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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 01:50 AM

I think we scared him off now guys....

But um...I think I should uh..leave this here for now...

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 01:53 AM

At 4/28/09 01:50 AM, alucardxmeow wrote: I think we scared him off now guys....

But um...I think I should uh..leave this here for now...

I totally agree...He's probably on the phone with Gordon the Pringles Giraffe right now


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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 01:56 AM

At 4/28/09 01:53 AM, DaWgSOLja729 wrote:
At 4/28/09 01:50 AM, alucardxmeow wrote: I think we scared him off now guys....

But um...I think I should uh..leave this here for now...
I totally agree...He's probably on the phone with Gordon the Pringles Giraffe right now

What about that stupid fucking Toys R Us one? Jeffrey or some shit

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 02:09 AM

At 4/28/09 01:56 AM, Gorgorothx wrote:
What about that stupid fucking Toys R Us one? Jeffrey or some shit

He's actually fucking your his mom.

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 02:35 AM

haha i love when nerds work out because their pin heads dont match with their dick necks and they still are fucking awkward and uncoordinated as hell. most people on NG could still probably easily kick your ass. Go suck yourself tough guy

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 02:42 AM

Drforeman : Aka - Dickneck, giraffe.
Reason for lollage : Enormous neck that POX ran with.

He seems full of contradiction dont you think? He calls us nerds but he's a mathematics major in college? He took a picture of himself with glasses on? He looks like a giraffe?
He doesn't even have big pecs or arms or abs lol

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 04:47 AM

As much as you guys are trying your hardest to put the guy down, I don't think you can deny the fact that he could kick your ass when it comes to navigating hedge mazes.

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 04:50 AM

At 4/28/09 04:47 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: As much as you guys are trying your hardest to put the guy down, I don't think you can deny the fact that he could kick your ass when it comes to navigating hedge mazes.

HAHAHAHA wow... I never thought in my day that I would see the perfect post

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 04:52 AM

At 4/28/09 04:50 AM, Gorgorothx wrote:
At 4/28/09 04:47 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: As much as you guys are trying your hardest to put the guy down, I don't think you can deny the fact that he could kick your ass when it comes to navigating hedge mazes.
HAHAHAHA wow... I never thought in my day that I would see the perfect post

Why thank you. To be honest it was just the first thing that came to my mind when I saw the pic, other than this of course:

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 05:55 AM

I did my research, the REAL topic with YoinK's neck was deleted... :/

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 08:53 AM

Wow, I can't remember the last time I laughed so much at a thread in the general forum.

At 4/28/09 04:47 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: As much as you guys are trying your hardest to put the guy down, I don't think you can deny the fact that he could kick your ass when it comes to navigating hedge mazes.

Well, he easily beats me at going through hedge mazes. I'm quite ashamed of myself now.


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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 12:19 PM

At 4/28/09 12:54 AM, Gorzahg wrote: wtf why are there less pics?

lmao that pic is one of my favs

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 12:19 PM

At 4/28/09 04:52 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Why thank you. To be honest it was just the first thing that came to my mind when I saw the pic, other than this of course:

sfgsrg

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 12:21 PM

At 4/28/09 04:47 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: As much as you guys are trying your hardest to put the guy down, I don't think you can deny the fact that he could kick your ass when it comes to navigating hedge mazes.

LOLOLOLOLOL nice to get some new insults in here

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 12:57 PM

Now leave him alone. African women have to wear countless rings to get their neck to that size. He has it naturally. Not only does it mean he is an excellent substitute for a light house, but he would also make an excellent sprinter due to the lack of air in the stratosphere.

Also, Don't thInk about Clearing your Kickass Name, Even if you Can't get any real muscles, you can still Kick people with you giraffe-legs.

Look at all the capitals.

Dick neck.
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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 12:59 PM

I bet the doctor thought his mother was growing a penis when he was coming out of her vag.

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 01:13 PM

At 4/28/09 12:19 PM, FullFistMaria wrote:
At 4/28/09 04:52 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Why thank you. To be honest it was just the first thing that came to my mind when I saw the pic, other than this of course:
sfgsrg

I tried to do that to the pic before I posted it, but due to a lack of Photoshop and shitty MS Paint it looked crap. Awesomely done though, looks even better than I imagined it.

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 02:05 PM

Giraffes have extremely elastic blood vessels in their neck to help them lean their heads down to drink. It's a good thing they do or they would lose consciousness each time they tried to get water from a stream.


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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 02:39 PM

fuck you guys im not gone you can't ever make me leave i was just at the gym and studying because you know i care about my body and education enough to actually fucking do something other then make fun of me other peolple on this site but you know what ever makes u guys happy but fuck you im here and you can't make me leave


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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 02:48 PM

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Response to The beast awakens Apr. 28th, 2009 @ 02:52 PM

I heard hes going to be in the muppets remake.

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