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At 5/1/09 01:59 AM, Phobotech wrote:

I hope this thread can survive long enough for what's coming next...

Are you dropping the comic plan and just making a flash now? Or is this flash going to be an interactive comic?

Either way, tickle me excited.

I still politely demand the inclusion of medals.

At 5/1/09 02:22 AM, DirtySyko wrote:

At 5/1/09 01:59 AM, Phobotech wrote:

I hope this thread can survive long enough for what's coming next...

Are you dropping the comic plan and just making a flash now? Or is this flash going to be an interactive comic?

Either way, tickle me excited.

I'm pausing the comic temporarily while I complete the animation...I've already voiced, mixed, and mastered the whole thing, the intro is also done. All that's left is to get to drawing.

So, Dickneck... how long does it take for you to swallow?

At 4/30/09 10:34 PM, Gagsy wrote: Poor Yoinks had his crown stolen.

Of course he did, the beast... has awakened in the form of a giraffe

Now they must neck-battle!!!

Is this your loser brother, the one who doesn't get all the ladies unlike you?

At 5/1/09 03:49 AM, Ungar wrote: Is this your loser brother, the one who doesn't get all the ladies unlike you?

Jesus Christ that kid looks serial-killer crazy... fuckin scary.

At 4/28/09 05:37 PM, RageVI wrote: WHIRRRRRRRRRRR

Oh my fucking god, I think I came.

I can't believe I never realized this thread was here. This is one of the reasons I love Newgrounds.

At 5/1/09 03:49 AM, Ungar wrote: Is this your loser brother, the one who doesn't get all the ladies unlike you?

No man, that is the real image of his wife. Things go crazy in that house.

At 5/1/09 04:27 AM, UpTheIrons wrote:

At 5/1/09 03:49 AM, Ungar wrote: Is this your loser brother, the one who doesn't get all the ladies unlike you?

No man, that is the real image of his wife. Things go crazy in that house.

I think I shat myself.

This thread is making me laugh, surprised he hasn't PM'ed Wade to lock it yet.

At 5/1/09 04:27 AM, UpTheIrons wrote:
No man, that is the real image of his wife. Things go crazy in that house.

How unfortunate that this woman, who was probably picked up from Google Image in the first place, has arms that kind of go with the shopped face...

At 5/1/09 04:35 AM, FurryDemon wrote: This thread is making me laugh, surprised he hasn't PM'ed Wade to lock it yet.

I'm sure he has, and it probebly went down like this:

DrForeman: Wade, I have a problem....

hold on wait, it needs dickneck grammar correction.

Ahem...

DrForeman: Wade, I hav a prublem. The noogrounders are being means to me. I am buff and tough, and they all making fun of me. Pleez delete my thread. "The Beast Awakens"

Wade: Wait, dickneck? Ha ha! DENIED!!!

That is probably what happened. Probably.

the harlequin giraffe raping his newborn harlequin up the umbilical cord

awww, look! pete wants to join in too

At 5/1/09 07:00 AM, crimsonballs93 wrote: awww, look! pete wants to join in too

That's just fucking creepy dude.

At 5/1/09 01:59 AM, Phobotech wrote:

At 5/1/09 01:41 AM, ikool wrote: This thread is getting lonely without Dickneck... I MISSES HIM :<
Atleast I have Rage's epic gif and Phobo's awesome comic...

I hope this thread can survive long enough for what's coming next...

I reserved you a space on the ED page. do not disappoint.

At 4/30/09 07:38 PM, Phobotech wrote:

At 4/30/09 07:36 PM, Gorzahg wrote:

At 4/30/09 07:35 PM, Riftcrawler wrote: 10 minute MSpaint

lmfao you win

Roflmao! Goddammit...I spend an hour or something on that one page, and he wins? Fuck my life...lol

Nah man, awesome job. You fucking win because I said so.

At 5/1/09 07:06 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

At 4/30/09 07:38 PM, Phobotech wrote:

At 4/30/09 07:36 PM, Gorzahg wrote:

At 4/30/09 07:35 PM, Riftcrawler wrote: 10 minute MSpaint

bullshit

When's this thread gonna get locked Mr. Poozy sir?

One question. What do you do when you wank? Just rub your neck up and down?

At 5/1/09 07:12 AM, KitsuneNoir wrote:

At 5/1/09 07:06 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

At 4/30/09 07:38 PM, Phobotech wrote:

At 4/30/09 07:36 PM, Gorzahg wrote:

At 4/30/09 07:35 PM, Riftcrawler wrote: 10 minute MSpaint

bullshit

When's this thread gonna get locked Mr. Poozy sir?

Sooner than most of you think.

God,it was just a 2-page topic when I left this two days ago.
I can't stop laughing,though.

ahahahah!

At 5/1/09 07:16 AM, AloneDBY wrote: God,it was just a 2-page topic when I left this two days ago.
I can't stop laughing,though.

ahahahah!

Well it is basically just pictures of a dude with a long neck. I mean it's sure to get annoying after a while, but for some reason it's not. So laugh it up while you can. Or dickneck will kill you...

Gary Oak; NO ONE can escape his girth.

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Oh God, Poozy, PLEEEAASE do not lock this thread yet. Like a Chia Pet, it may have lost the charm of it's "newness" after the first couple of days, but you can still water it and watch it grow.

FullFistMaria, love the pic!! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!

Behold my ultra rare Dick Neck pokemon card.

At 5/1/09 01:40 PM, galatea1 wrote: Oh God, Poozy, PLEEEAASE do not lock this thread yet. Like a Chia Pet, it may have lost the charm of it's "newness" after the first couple of days, but you can still water it and watch it grow.

I beg to differ. I have deleted at least 100 posts in this thread since I signed in this morning saying:

"lol"
"epic"
"posting in an epic thread"
"OMG GUYS DON'T LET THIS THREAD DIE"
"Let's make this into a OVER 9000 page thread!!!!!1!"
"bump"

Etc etc, ad nauseam...

Not to mention horrible and shitty shops killing the joke.
This should have been sealed for freshness and newb proofed pages ago.

/thread

OH SNAP!

Here's where it all began.

Dick Neck: Origins, by Phobotech Type: Movie Rating: Ages 17+