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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 02:17:35

At 4/29/09 02:09 AM, DaWgSOLja729 wrote: Dude, is he still on here?

Yes, yes he is.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 02:23:53

Another confirmed sighting

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 02:29:25

Man, your neck is a fucking beast!


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 02:29:37

At 4/29/09 01:09 AM, CrazyDelmar wrote: For Comparison:

Epic pic... Still doesn't beat Rage's epic gif.

Man, this thread is bookmarked for future reference.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 02:31:35

I was wondering how this thread got so many pages without ever reading it

I am very happy that I did.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 02:52:37

Rage's pick had me lol'ing so hard. The comparison one was epic as well. I want to thank all of you for making my day. Im glad I spent the time to read all 12 pages. Haha

Let the dickneck meme continue!

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 02:57:16

The Legacy of Dick Neck, he hides behind brown doors, perched up high on his mighty throne.

Some theorize this is the result of his head being jammed so far up his ass that it comes to stick back out of his body again. If you examine the pic you can clearly see that he is flexing to lodge it even farther up his anal cavity while masturbating his small penis. Unfortunately the combined strenous stress of these two utterly gay activities is depriving him of oxygen. Notice how his Giraffe Neck shades purple and the disturbing lifeless expression on his face.

Natural Selection at work my friends.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 03:27:19

At 4/28/09 04:47 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: As much as you guys are trying your hardest to put the guy down, I don't think you can deny the fact that he could kick your ass when it comes to navigating hedge mazes.

Dick Neck in a hedge maze photoshop. Now.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 03:49:13

At 4/28/09 07:46 PM, Crusher117 wrote: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Di rtySyko/Dick_Neck

I don't know who decided to immortalise my quote on ED, but whoever did it, much love. By the way, how long before one of you gifted animators makes a parody of Longcat's Song featuring ol' Dickneck?

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 04:49:27

At 4/27/09 09:57 AM, DrForeman wrote: my mom I fuck her every night

I don't even care if it turns out this guy is the greatest troll we've seen since Goldencat, that made me laugh harder than anything else on here this year. If there's some kind of "Best Thread of '09" vote at the end of the year I'm almost certain this'll have my vote.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 04:52:41

My god this thread is just so epic. It is just so fucking funny.

At 4/28/09 05:37 PM, RageVI wrote: WHIRRRRRRRRRRR

Rage you sir win the internets with that picture.

I think I found dick neck's African cousin.

Sorry if it has been posted before thread is long and I forget which pics I have seen.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 04:53:04

I'd totally fuck you


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 06:54:08

Everyone vote for this thread as the "Best Topic of 09'" award in the end of the year.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 07:07:00

ello dickneck

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 07:17:42

At 4/29/09 07:07 AM, The-Condor wrote: ello dickneck

This is so mean...yet so funny. More pictures I say, more.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 07:23:35

ahhh the most hilarious thread i've seen in quite some time

the 2014 users all being like "damn i wish id been around for the dickneck thread"


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 07:24:04

At 4/28/09 11:12 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote: Mommy?

I was going to post that.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 07:34:18

Yeah man just ignore them about the neck thingy,

BTW pretty buff.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 07:39:40

MOAR!!! more pics plz!!!
pwetty pwetty plz wit a cherry on top?


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 07:47:16

Can I touch it?

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 08:12:59

The best thread in the last 3 months. Hands down.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 08:16:27

At 4/29/09 07:23 AM, Shreddy wrote: ahhh the most hilarious thread i've seen in quite some time

the 2014 users all being like "damn i wish id been around for the dickneck thread"

I just wish I wasn't banned for most of it :3


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 08:18:51

At 4/29/09 07:23 AM, Shreddy wrote: the 2014 users all being like "damn i wish id been around for the dickneck thread"

By then everyone will have forgotten about Bedn and all the newbies will be asking "Who's Dickneck?"


I'll probably read this in ten minutes and facepalm. - RageVI
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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 08:18:55

If this keeps up, it could be so much of a meme that is becomes a piece in Family guy!


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 08:35:29

That's one long ass neck maybe you want to get that checked out?


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 08:54:25

At 4/29/09 07:23 AM, Shreddy wrote: the 2014 users all being like "damn i wish id been around for the dickneck thread"

I only missed the first day of it and I'm depressed. I opened it and only read the OP then didn't bother reading the rest of the posts... :(

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 09:04:27

Dont pick oN him... how would you like it... i cand stand it... i would never do a thing liKe that....

lets change subject... do you like art?

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 09:09:03

At 4/29/09 08:35 AM, fallensoul289 wrote: That's one long ass neck maybe you want to get that checked out?

Best. Sig. EVER!!!!

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 09:32:11

At 4/27/09 02:42 PM, DrForeman wrote: my gilfriend is probably way longer hotter

ORLY?


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 09:47:47

At 4/27/09 04:47 PM, DrForeman wrote: Fuck you my neck is not a lamp!

You sure about that?

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