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Posted at: 4/26/09 09:55 PM
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At my house, while I was jacking off to... Ahem... Something...
So after a trip to the toilet I went to the window and there was egg yolk and some pieces of shell... I went outside to look for shit and found an egg carton.
I don't know anyone who might have a grudge against me, but this is LULZ.
I wanna strangle that motherfucker, now I have to clean up the window.
Posted at: 4/26/09 09:57 PM
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maybe the yolk is actually semen and the egg are his giant testicles. You may never know.
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Why didn't you splash cold water in your face (for the boner) then run outside and kick his ass? That would have been much more interesting and loling worthy.
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well find out who he is and throw eggs, if you really have eggs LOL
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Posted at: 4/26/09 09:58 PM
At 4/26/09 09:57 PM, yugimt wrote: maybe the yolk is actually semen and the egg are his giant testicles. You may never know.
I'm pretty sure testicles aren't white and don't shatter into millions of tiny pieces, and as for the yolk, it's yellowish...
Alien genitals? We may never know.
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I saw your tiny dick and it made me so mad I egged your house you AHEM SOMETHING
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It would of been funnier if you came in his face.
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This is a poorly organized bloggish post. While the point of being egged has some topical merit, it's derailed by the pointless masturbation references and inconsistent presentation of emotions (you thought it was funny "LULZ" but yet you indicate anger "want to strangle").
Please organize your thoughts better before making topics. Thanks.
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