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REAL men Nazi hard.

Steak is nothing compared to beef jerky!

At 4/26/09 05:22 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Real men don't give a shit about what you think.

I couldn't have said it any better.

I believe real men:
- drive big ass Ford trucks and John Deere
- hunt and fish
- own plenty of guns
- and have almost no emotions (only love and hate)

Lol, real men don't post about other men

stick shifting isint that hard to learn. And you dont always have to use a clutch. Just gota get the right RPMs and slowly move the shifter.

Real men think with their cocks.

Real men have three cocks.

Real men steal lollipops from little babies.

Real men treat women with a SHITLOAD of respect.

That may just be me, but I was raised with the idea that chivalry is NOT dead and I completely agree.

Now that you've got me going about it, I might just make a thread about it.

Real men don't use male sex toys for internet aliases.

At 4/26/09 08:57 PM, dobo69 wrote: I believe real men:
- drive big ass Ford trucks and John Deere
- hunt and fish
- own plenty of guns
- and have almost no emotions (only love and hate)

you mean real rednecks?

Real men don't show their emotions, don't use deoderant, like football and hit women.

At 4/26/09 05:57 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Real men live in caves and eat raw meat.

I think that's what chimps and raccoons do.

Real men like sportz.

At 4/26/09 10:09 PM, Alpharius120 wrote: Real men like sportz.

Forgot related pic.

At 4/26/09 05:57 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Real men live in caves and eat raw meat.

I agree with you.. for once

real men drink beer and only beer. no exceptions

Real men don't post in this Thread.

Real men use rusty scissors to cut their finger nails.

I can't find my clippers so why not?

Chuck Norris is the architype of a real man.

Anything he does is automatically considered that which a real man would do.

Wow very gay.

Real men have facial hair, change their underwear, and travel to Shell City.

At 4/26/09 10:14 PM, Ceygus wrote: Real men don't post in this Thread.

Say's the "manly" 13 year old boy, right?

A real man eats a bowl of nails for breakfast.

Without any milk...

A real man watches NASCAR, loves sports, pussy, and action flicks.

At 4/27/09 11:14 PM, Bryan wrote: Real men have dicks. Which i guess would rule you out of that catergory.

Then what does that make hermaphrodites?

At 4/26/09 06:04 PM, Sunglasses wrote: This man is clearly the manliest man you will ever meet.

Excuse me sir.

At 4/27/09 11:16 PM, Fleshlight wrote:

At 4/27/09 11:14 PM, Bryan wrote: Real men have dicks. Which i guess would rule you out of that catergory.

Then what does that make hermaphrodites?

Men, but with an extra bonus.

I absolutely hate steak.