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Posted at: 4/25/09 02:23 PM
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So my brother thinks calling someone a douche means you speak American. He tried to take the laptop from me which I hadn't even logged on to yet since he's a greedy prick. I call him a douche and he counters with "STOP SPEAKING AMERICAN! WHAT SCOTTISH PERSON SPEAKS AMERICAN!!!" Apparantly forgetting the times he and his friends have called someone a douche. So, I ask you newgrounds, does calling someone a douche an American thing?
Note he is racist towards American's, which is why he takes great offence at this.
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Kill him.only exceptional answer.
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Posted at: 4/25/09 02:24 PM
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I didn't know America had its own language.
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Brothers a retard.
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It just makes you sound white, which I guess is American, and I'm Mexican and use it sometimes.
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Posted at: 4/25/09 02:25 PM
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it means a shower in french
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At 4/25/09 02:24 PM, Civilnotice wrote: I didn't know America had its own language.
I thought we spoke english
Posted at: 4/25/09 02:26 PM
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They kind of do! But it's just everything from the English language but mispelt!
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yep, its crappy english and as an american, im proud of our language
no, douche is not just an american term
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Posted at: 4/25/09 02:27 PM
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Ça veut dire un douche en français.
At 4/25/09 02:25 PM, Earthshine wrote: At 4/25/09 02:24 PM, Civilnotice wrote: I didn't know America had its own language.I thought we spoke english
I should probably remind him our language is more or less exactly the same.
Posted at: 4/25/09 02:30 PM
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Next time he does this, grab him by the hair, pull his face extremely close to yours, then yell as loudly as you can: "IT'S FRENCH YOU FUCKING SHIT"
The more spit you produce whilst doing it, the better.
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Posted at: 4/25/09 02:33 PM
At 4/25/09 02:30 PM, the-dz wrote: Next time he does this, grab him by the hair, pull his face extremely close to yours, then yell as loudly as you can: "IT'S FRENCH YOU FUCKING SHIT" The more spit you produce whilst doing it, the better.
He would scream hard enough to shatter my room window the second I touched him...
Posted at: 4/25/09 02:35 PM
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At 4/25/09 02:26 PM, PaperBagMask wrote: At 4/25/09 02:24 PM, Civilnotice wrote: I didn't know America had its own language.They kind of do! But it's just everything from the English language but improved!
I corrected you.
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Who the fuck speaks American?
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At 4/25/09 02:33 PM, dajudge wrote: He would scream hard enough to shatter my room window the second I touched him...
I don't see the problem.
Posted at: 4/25/09 02:36 PM
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He's RACIST against Americans eh? /facepalm
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Douche is actually a vagina.
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Posted at: 4/25/09 02:37 PM
At 4/25/09 02:36 PM, chainsawmurderer53 wrote: Douche is actually a vagina.
*Vaginal cleanser.
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Considering America contains the state of California, yes. Douche is American.
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he probably doesn't like being called a douche, so he said something obscure to throw you off your game.
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I don't know what you are even fucking talking about.
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Douche is short for douchebag. Before they had disposable douche woman had a big rubber bag with a nozzle on it they would use to douche. America didn't invent it. Calling someone a douche has been around since the 50s
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Posted at: 4/25/09 02:38 PM
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It's actually what women use to clean their vaginas.
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whats he talking about douche being a American word? We are not the only people who use that word.
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Posted at: 4/25/09 02:41 PM
At 4/25/09 02:38 PM, BrainlessDan wrote: whats he talking about douche being a American word? We are not the only people who use that word.
Just what I told him. Too bad he doesn't listen.
Posted at: 4/25/09 02:48 PM
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It means shower in French. When you use the word "douche" as an insult, it's short for douchebag, which is a bag that you piss into. You're basically calling him a piss bag. I believe the use of the word "douchebag" originated in America but the word "douche" is French.
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At 4/25/09 02:48 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: which is a bag that you piss into. You're basically calling him a piss bag. I believe the use of the word "douchebag" originated in America but the word "douche" is French.
Douchebag=Vaginal cleansing product, not a "piss bag".
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Posted at: 4/25/09 03:04 PM
At 4/25/09 03:01 PM, Kev-o wrote: Douchebag=Vaginal cleansing product, not a "piss bag".
Piss bag sounds more like an insult.
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