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At 4/25/09 10:11 AM, InvertedScrotum wrote:

TL;DR

cool story bro

why even bother trying. don't try. they will come to you when the time is right. people only get girlfriends when they have a crush on you.

We are at the same age I'm 15 and I have a Girlfriend and she is 16..
Maybe there is something in you which they don't like..
Try to be presentable always.. Clean your ears, Use perfume etc..
Unless you look like rick roll..

If you have three days where you dont bathe, theres a problem. Its probably because you have staaaank.

maybe cause ur a complete dork whos ubsessed with star trek? or u suck horribly at every sport known to mankind? or ur just plain ugly? or ur boring? if ur answer is no to all of these answers, then i guess u just have into a homosexual.

At 8/4/10 06:53 PM, ktgen wrote: maybe cause ur a complete dork whos ubsessed with star trek? or u suck horribly at every sport known to mankind? or ur just plain ugly? or ur boring? if ur answer is no to all of these answers, then i guess u just have into a homosexual.

Why did you bump this topic?

Stop spending your time on newgrounds.

At 4/25/09 09:48 AM, Dracofern wrote:

NO I'M NOT GOING GAY OR HOMOSEXUAL just incase you be smartass about how gay means two things.

awww, dammit

The nice guy always finishes last.

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It's not the happiest of lives huh?

Light at the end of the tunnel, I got bored of that shit and eventually met a girl, who I would happily spend my entire life with, not that I believe it would happen, I'm not diluded, but I'd happily accept it.

At 4/25/09 09:48 AM, Dracofern wrote: Yet whenever i approach anyone who is female (Who i don't know) they run away screaming things like "Stay away from me you frak " and "Eeew"

Its because you don't bathe every day and your jokes are obviously lame and stupid.

At 8/4/10 07:21 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote: That whole "standards" thing is so obnoxious and pisses me off like crazy. Seriously, relationships aren't even about love anymore.

These days, life is just a series of pissing contests. Relationships are nothing more than status symbols.

At 4/25/09 09:48 AM, Dracofern wrote: Yet whenever i approach anyone who is female (Who i don't know) they run away screaming things like "Stay away from me you frak " and "Eeew"

Nobody runs away like that unless you've done something dreadful to them. I'm smelling a troll.

What I do to get girls is say "hi" then smile... then turn around and pretend like I'm busy doing something more important than interacting with them until they start trying to make out with me.

At 4/25/09 09:51 AM, Bassanova-001 wrote:

At 4/25/09 09:49 AM, gibleto wrote: Maybe it's because you're an idiot?

Yes, that must be it. Girls are frightend of stupidity.

I know I am. D: we look for mates to pass on the best genes, not retardation and stupidity.

That mans, OP is never meant to reproduce. I don't want his genes in MY pool.

Well don't brush your teeth,don't take a shower,get fat, and mess up your face so they will think your a bad boy. Your welcome

Maybe it's because your internally ugly.

They don't hate you, it's a ploy that girls use, they want you to chase after them when the run from you as fast as possible, grab them violently, and make out with them. I've done it plenty of times. Works every time too.

At 4/25/09 09:51 AM, Splatter wrote: maybe its because youre a faggot who posts threads on the internet about his problems and asks people from newgrounds for advice

Says the faggot commenting on his posts on newgrounds.

A. Takes showers daily......
B. You're trying too hard, what you need to do is not go after girls. You just need to go to school talk with the girls in ur classes. I dont mean ask them out on a date right then and there, make conversation, ask them about the assignment (that might seem really retarded but you're getting a chance to talk to them and they're getting a chance to know that you're not a complete scrub). Honestly, don't try to be extremely funny, do situational humor. After you have some friends that are girls by doing all this, ask one to the movies or something, if she says yes, maybe ask for her number so you can "set up a plan" (mostly just to get her number though). When you're at the movie, stay cool and don't try to impress her, it doesn't work. Don't flirt with her, just let her become interested in you. Then, whenever you feel comfortable with it, ask her out. Btw, girls have no problem with telling you that they like you, like right away, so if ur lucky, that could happen too.

I have the same problem you have. People tell me to talk to girls, but how? Just walk up to them and start introducing myself? If I do that, they'll think I'm a creep. They're impossible to talk to.

At 4/25/09 09:49 AM, Master117chief wrote: You should fucking bath everyday.

I shower every other day. You got a problem with that?

maybe u forget to put on some underwere. either that, or you FUCKIN STINK

At 4/25/09 10:11 AM, InvertedScrotum wrote: Story

You see what she did? You saw it, right? That's called a "lie." There's no way she waited three years to find the kid's daddy. DNA test the little bastard and tell us what happens.

Of course, you more than likely made that up, but better safe than sorry.

At 4/25/09 10:11 AM, InvertedScrotum wrote: cool story

I wish this was true

At 4/25/09 09:49 AM, Master117chief wrote: You should fucking bath everyday.

Owned.

Wow, sucks for you. I look like Kyle Gass and I still get chicks lolz.

jk

Maybe because you try....