Well it was another day after house time, eating some cafeteria food. That day I had to sit nearer the end of the table, next to the aisle with some friends here and there around me. But right next to me was a girl, with a childish face and long brown hair. She began talking really quietly, saying "what's my name" and "maybe I'm not going to tell you" like a little kid. I brushed it off as if it were normal communication, and then I look at her face closely.
She had a mustache.
And not just peach fuzz, either. 5 o'clock shadow gone wild. We then were transported into an anime porn world and had sex, as I nuzzled her soft mustache the whole time. But that's my story, have you ever met a girl with a mustache?
