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Response to I can't kiss my gf 2009-04-25 10:40:07 Reply

Do you actually think she'll get mad? She's your girlfriend and it's a kiss. A kiss won't exactly make her spazz out, claiming you've gone too far and she'll stay mad at you.


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Response to I can't kiss my gf 2009-04-25 10:52:05 Reply

At 4/25/09 10:40 AM, TJoyal wrote: Do you actually think she'll get mad? She's your girlfriend and it's a kiss. A kiss won't exactly make her spazz out, claiming you've gone too far and she'll stay mad at you.

No kidding, you just need to stop being chicken and give her a kiss. Honestly, what's the worst that could happen?


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Response to I can't kiss my gf 2009-04-25 11:00:18 Reply

I sort of know where you're coming from.

I'm always a little nervous if I haven't seen my girlfriend for a few weeks (we live a fair way from eachother when we're home from uni), I get worried that I'll have forgotten how to kiss properly.

Thankfully it's a natural thing and so I just intrinsically know what I'm doing. I'm sure if you follow the 'just do it lol wtf N00B' advice others are giving, you'll see what I'm talking about!

But act quickly, I'm not sure how you managed to last 2 months with this girl without kissing her, but she might start to wonder why you don't want to kiss her, and if it's because there's something wrong.


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Response to I can't kiss my gf 2009-04-25 11:16:15 Reply

I was a wuss too. My girlfriend had to make the move on me. But after that, I was in complete control for what we were doing (i first went down her shirt, etc). Just man up, run your fingers through her hair, and do it. What's the worst thing that could happen?

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Response to I can't kiss my gf 2009-04-25 11:34:07 Reply

You're thinking too much. Just do it.


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Response to I can't kiss my gf 2009-04-25 12:31:58 Reply

Dude it can't be that difficult. Just make sure you kiss her with your lips and not a different part of your body


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Response to I can't kiss my gf 2009-04-25 12:42:25 Reply

Just do it, but be sure she want's to. You don't want to seem like a pervert do you.

If it helps, you would have to try to fuck this up, so just do it.

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Response to I can't kiss my gf 2009-04-25 13:54:02 Reply

At 4/25/09 06:49 AM, Life-Stream wrote: If you can't even get yourself to kiss a girl, i feel sorry for you man. What about when you have to stick your dick in a vagina - you gonna wuss out too?

That actually sounds easier at this point.


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Response to I can't kiss my gf 2009-04-25 13:55:59 Reply

Always go left, the ladies like it


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Response to I can't kiss my gf 2009-04-25 13:58:09 Reply

At 4/24/09 10:32 PM, Alexman159 wrote: Physically, sure i can kiss her. But i can't get myself to do it.

I bet your jealous because I KISSED A GIRL, AND I LIKED IT!

The taste of her cherry chapstick...

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Response to I can't kiss my gf 2009-04-25 14:01:14 Reply

Close your eyes.


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Response to I can't kiss my gf 2009-04-25 14:04:21 Reply

It's easy. You just have to do it at the right time. If you think she's ready, then try to hint that you're about to do it, and just go in.

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Response to I can't kiss my gf 2009-04-25 14:09:06 Reply

dude, she is gonna think you dont love her if you dont kiss her, and then she will break up with you.
and then we will see another thread that says: "My gf broke up with me cause she doesnt think i love her just cause i couldnt kiss her, im gonna kill myself. discusss" i can see it now


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Response to I can't kiss my gf 2009-04-25 14:10:51 Reply

Make it so you can't not kiss her!
Sure it might make you nervous as fuck but hey once you get it over with it shouldn't be too hard the next time, right?

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Response to I can't kiss my gf 2009-04-25 14:11:30 Reply

At 4/25/09 02:09 PM, dobo69 wrote: dude, she is gonna think you dont love her if you dont kiss her, and then she will break up with you.
and then we will see another thread that says: "My gf broke up with me cause she doesnt think i love her just cause i couldnt kiss her, im gonna kill myself. discusss" i can see it now

I highly doubt she would dump me because of that. We have a great relationship besides this.


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Response to I can't kiss my gf 2009-04-25 14:12:14 Reply

At 4/24/09 10:34 PM, WaffleVoyager wrote: Brushing your teeth helps.

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Response to I can't kiss my gf 2009-04-25 14:19:26 Reply

I was in the exact same position as you are. In the end, I never kissed the girl I was going out with (she wasn't my gf or anything, we just had a couple of dates) and she lost interest pretty fast :S

So my advice....do it before she gets tires and loses interest in you. There is not a day that goes by that I don't regret not kissing her :(


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Response to I can't kiss my gf 2009-04-25 14:23:24 Reply

At 4/25/09 01:36 AM, EpicFail wrote: ... Man up and kiss her, it's just a KISS.

It started out with a kiss.
How did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss,
It was only a kiss.

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Response to I can't kiss my gf 2009-04-25 14:37:09 Reply

Get drunk.
Or just be a pussy all ur life.
Maybe watch a porno.
I can't help you really.
I think watching a porno changed me into looking like this (below) to a man.
THATS ME 8 YEARS AGO LOL

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Response to I can't kiss my gf 2009-04-25 14:39:26 Reply

At 4/25/09 02:37 PM, killerrob wrote: Get drunk.
Or just be a pussy all ur life.
Maybe watch a porno.
I can't help you really.
I think watching a porno changed me into looking like this (below) to a man.
THATS ME 8 YEARS AGO LOL

This is me now.

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Response to I can't kiss my gf 2009-04-25 14:40:59 Reply

You're a pussy...

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Response to I can't kiss my gf 2009-04-25 14:42:59 Reply

Well OP, There is one thing I can assure you, and thats that she wanted you to kiss her, and you dissapoint her if you dont. She probably tells all her friends about how you havn't mad the first move.


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Response to I can't kiss my gf 2009-04-25 14:45:07 Reply

She's thinking exactly what you are thinking. Remember that.

Besides, if you do something awkward when you first kiss her, you two can laugh about it later.


Oh, boy.

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Response to I can't kiss my gf 2009-04-25 15:10:53 Reply

How long have you been together? Maybe youre just concerned about her reaction, but if shes your girlfriend, dude, just go for it. or maybe you dont like her anymore and your subconscious is letting you know by doing this.


Release your inner crazy.

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Response to I can't kiss my gf 2009-04-25 15:21:00 Reply

What were you thinking, posting this on the BBS?


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Response to I can't kiss my gf 2009-04-25 16:12:02 Reply

Why? Are you scared or something?

my advice would be to kiss her the next chance you get, then you'll be able to

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Response to I can't kiss my gf 2009-04-25 16:13:01 Reply

Welcome to homosexuality kid.


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Response to I can't kiss my gf 2009-04-25 16:30:39 Reply

If "many up" won't help maybe PCP and tylonol will


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Response to I can't kiss my gf 2009-04-25 16:31:24 Reply

Shame on you.

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Response to I can't kiss my gf 2009-04-25 16:32:18 Reply

Practice with your mom, grandmother, sister, or hand.

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