What Does The Fbi Want From Me?

[GoryBlizzard]

Today (well actually yesterday--it's past midnight now), I woke up a lot later than I usually do; at around 2:26 PM. Usually, I have to get up about much earlier to go to classes, work and so on, but today was just one of those days where I couldn't do any of the aforementioned.

About 5 minutes after waking up, I swear I saw a group of about 6 or 7 uniformed FBI agents wearing shades and carrying walkie-talkies, just standing in the middle of the room. I didn't know how they got in, why they were there, or anything at first. I was tempted to say something initially, but decided against it. Later on, they just seemed to follow me everywhere I went, disappearing sometimes, but never failing to reappear at others. Obviously, it was me that they were after. I even asked other people if they saw any FBI agents following me, and they looked and responded to me as if I belonged in a nut house.

Whenever the agents reappear out of the blue, they usually yell out something to the effect of, "You're under arrest," "Get down," "This is a wanted man," "On your knees now!"--all directed at me. You get the idea. All of this has me scared as fuck. Even when I'm just browsing NG, sometimes I will look behind me just to make sure that I'm alone in the room, yet often I'll see several agents blocking the door.

Also, I'm still seeing them right now, and I'm starting to shiver a bit.

[Sensationalism]

What the hell?

[Grammar-Nazi]

Join the club, they've been following me for months now.

[Ragenaric]

How long have you stayed awake so far?

[snowy556]

take a pic when you see them, then look in camera view finder, and then upload them here.

[Gorzahg]

oh noes!!! your in the matrix!

[BrainlessDan]

it could be worse.

I think.

[Elios]

Just give them your computer. It's probably what they're after.

[Mark618]

bro, stop smoking salvia
for a start

[Generalissimus]

and this, kids, is why you never do drugs

[GoryBlizzard]

There are three agents blocking the door right now. Here's a pic I took.

[snowy556]

sorry bro nothing there, seek medical help...

[TheSongSalad]

At 4/24/09 12:30 AM, Piss wrote: It's just one of those life obstacles you must overcome. Learn to ignore them and they'll disappear.

this made me lol. for this i like you.

[GoryBlizzard]

Ugh, this is frustrating.

I am positive that they appeared on my webcam.

WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN TO ME?

[megasXLRfan]

If you see them in your room yet nothing strange happened like a picked lock or rammed door, then your mind is somewhat screwed up.

[Ragenaric]

Perhaps you have small amounts of LSD in your brain...

[BIeed]

Pull your cock out and see the agent's reaction. Your mind will be unable to process the outcome and they will vanish. However you might have a gay fantasy orgy with them, so do this at your own risk.

[RandomExploit]

I have brightened the picture, however, it did not assist in showing any sign of the FBI in the picture.

If anyone can find them, please point it out.

[Halberd]

It happens to everyone.
I have several terrorists following me right now.
Just gotta live with it.

[AudioGmez]

The agents a firhin there la-zor (this joke fails)

Hmm seeing things maybey you are expiriencing the bleeding effect where you are uunable to distinguish between your ancestors memories and your own is it natural or did they put you in the Animus? (fail assasins creed joke)

[AniMetal]

At 4/24/09 12:30 AM, Piss wrote: Learn to ignore them and they'll disappear.

That's ghosts, not the FBI.

[GoryBlizzard]

I don't want to touch or provoke the agents in any way.

To be honest, I'm afraid to get up from my chair right now.

This is going to last all fucking night, I know it...

[AudioGmez]

At 4/24/09 12:54 AM, AniMetal wrote:

At 4/24/09 12:30 AM, Piss wrote: Learn to ignore them and they'll disappear.

That's ghosts, not the FBI.

lol skeleton key

[AudioGmez]

At 4/24/09 12:55 AM, GoryBlizzard wrote: I don't want to touch or provoke the agents in any way.

To be honest, I'm afraid to get up from my chair right now.

This is going to last all fucking night, I know it...

now i want you to do soomething turn around and say "It's my right to know why you are following me and if they dont awnser KICK EM IN THE NUT KICK EM IN THE NUTS AND RUN!

[Dalario]

If this is true, I would suggest reading about laws and then tell them that they must do *insert law* first if they want to keep following you, etc.

[GoryBlizzard]

At 4/24/09 12:58 AM, AudioGmez wrote: now i want you to do soomething turn around and say "It's my right to know why you are following me and if they dont awnser KICK EM IN THE NUT KICK EM IN THE NUTS AND RUN!

Yeah, thanks for the serious response.

Asshole.

[snowy556]

hmm, in your situation, If you are not trolling, I would say the best course of action would be to walk up to one, what do they do when you are on your computer? do they just sit at the door staring at you like a 1 year old at a restaurant? or are they talking on their radios and what not? Have you ever bought/sold/consumed drugs? If so they could be keeping tabs on you for possession while their search warrant goes through. If they are just standing there, go up to them and try talking to them, if they are talking on their walkie talkies, don't turn around and say "I know my rights, I have a right to know why you are here, and I have a right to not have you in my house unless you have a warrant, and If you don't, I would like you out of my house."

[carlosbarn]

At 4/24/09 01:01 AM, GoryBlizzard wrote:

Yea, ummm sorry to burst your bubble, but FBI agents are usually looking where most enforcement agents aren't allowed to look in.

And you, my good sir, are not intelligent nor dangerous enough for them to be following you.

You are only paranoid, go back to fapping while we watch you through the screen

[carlosbarn]

Gah! I did not post that last comment! Disregard what I said, there is nothing to worry about. We do not spy on others and there is no camera inside the computer screen that was a lie.

[GoryBlizzard]

At 4/24/09 01:08 AM, snowy556 wrote: if they are talking on their walkie talkies, don't turn around and say "I know my rights, I have a right to know why you are here, and I have a right to not have you in my house unless you have a warrant, and If you don't, I would like you out of my house."

I just tried this, in a very loud voice too, and it doesn't seem to have worked. They are still looking at me from behind and won't stop.

My legs are starting to feel a bit funny as well, so I don't want to risk getting up from my chair.