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The American military is large but very inexperienced. It is also a massive waste of money. They are also inherently part of a fake government that seems dead-set on seperation from British rule even 200 years after they were taken seriously enough to get some papers signed. No Land is actually owned or was taken in a declared war, except for land we took from Spain, which you think would mean overseas land, but I suppose I am completely and utterly retarded to a legal capacity of needing supervision, which also seems to be a service the American military offers. All of these planes, bombs, and guns are for the sole purpose of getting money for whores and mistresses, if they are for something else you go right ahead and let me know.

dude, cool the crazy-jets down for a little while.

It's only crazy if you read it too fast.

But seriously, whores and wars do more than sound alike. Invading armies never burn down a whorehouse, only the buildings around it. The most war crazy countries were quite frankly base poplaced by whoring (US, China, Russia, Europe, you can count the middle east in that group but they were heavily sex-slaved into this wonderful existence).

Are invading armies really here to tell me that THEY want to build our schools and pave our roads?
NO! They want their hands in the taxmoney! And for what? A 72 inch plasma isn't too outrageously priced, you know? But hookers are really a one in a million thing...

Don't say I'm anti-american either. How about these religious Muslim nuts? A jihad is a fight to protect your homeland, and America is about as not the home of Islam as you can get.

The Point??

When you are running all over the planet haphazardly killing everyone, you feel lonely.
Smiles.

North Vietnam, perhaps? Well, they did it before...

nope, still crazy.

At 6/4/09 04:27 PM, D2Kvirus wrote: North Vietnam, perhaps? Well, they did it before...

Now that there is no North Vietnam, and a unification of Vietnam imagine what their combined forces could do!

Your afraid we're going to be in war with Canada?! Dude! We would destroy them. We would stomp a mud hole in them.

At 6/7/09 12:45 AM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote:

At 6/7/09 12:31 AM, streetbob wrote: Your afraid we're going to be in war with Canada?! Dude! We would destroy them. We would stomp a mud hole in them.

all we would have to worry about is their Lumberjack battallions is all.

meh, half of Canada would surrender immediately. the other half would soon fall.

I can, I am 1337. All your U.S. are belong to me.

At 6/7/09 12:59 AM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: yeah that would most likely happen lets see

AMERICA: FUCK YEAH!
Active personnel 1,454,515[2] (ranked 2nd)
Reserve personnel 848,000


CANADA:
Active personnel 65 890[2] (ranked 55th)
Reserve personnel 25,674 (paid primary), 4,323 (Rangers), 23,401 (inactive)

Well thanks Captain Obvious. But you also forgot the population difference (300 mil to 30 mil) and the military spending difference ($600 billion to $18 billion).

At 4/24/09 05:29 AM, Jon-86 wrote: Luxembourg would win. Hands down. Or maybe Vatican city. Theirs no Way the US would ever dream of taking on these two countries and if they formed an alliance then all y'all in the states better start praying god turns on the pope :P

Pope Benedict would probably pull a Chancelor Palpatine and destroy anyone in his way.

Oh,its just blown out of proportion,There R much worser countries