My Earth Day Tree Saving Idea!

[SgtButts]

So as most of you probably do whilst sitting and shitting, thoughts race through my head. Several weeks ago I came up with an idea that I think could really help us cut back in paper usage, and help save trees; so what better time to share this idea than Earth Day? What's the idea you ask? It's simple.

DON'T PINCH

Yes that's right, it's very simple. If you can just squeeze your load out continuously, your sphincter should be a lot cleaner, and require less wiping to get it back to squeaky clean. I know what you're thinking: that you can't always not pinch. Yes it happens sometimes, but if we all practiced trying not to pinch, just think of how many trees we could save.

Happy Earth Day!

[RainbowRiderAlpha]

At 4/22/09 05:56 PM, SgtButts wrote: DON'T PINCH

You mean....
pinch my asshole?

[Kittykylie]

At 4/22/09 05:56 PM, SgtButts wrote:

thats the best thing ive heeard all day! THis is why i love newgrounds.

[PrawDuhJee]

This thread is going to make me vomit.

[Kittykylie]

At 4/22/09 06:01 PM, PrawDuhJee wrote: This thread is going to make me vomit.

lol im eating whilest readin it, got stomach of iron :D

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

Oh yes. That's just going to save a TON of trees.

Better idea: Don't poop at all.

[Lemmiwinks91]

i once laid a massive shit by not pinching probably about 6.2 kuricks

[Headshot777]

At 4/22/09 06:02 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Oh yes. That's just going to save a TON of trees.

Better idea: Don't poop at all.

Even better idea: We learn to poop out our mouths. We will grow accustomed to the taste of our shits, so we can just swallow all that's left in our throats.

[Conspiracy3]

I don't use toilet paper at all. I wipe my ass with Poozy's banstick.

[foshiznay]

At 4/22/09 06:02 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Oh yes. That's just going to save a TON of trees.

Better idea: Don't poop at all.

Get this poster to the president!

[ASKDodge]

Wow, just...wow...

[DM692]

Okay, I'll stop using a whole 2 squares every time I decide to shit.

[W31RD0]

I find this thread awesome given the username of the individual who started it.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

At 4/22/09 06:02 PM, Kittykylie wrote:

At 4/22/09 06:01 PM, PrawDuhJee wrote: This thread is going to make me vomit.

lol im eating whilest readin it, got stomach of iron :D

I do that too. I can watch blood and gore and gorge on munchies.

At 4/22/09 06:02 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Better idea: Don't poop at all.

Yeah, just throw up your poop.

[SgtButts]

At 4/22/09 06:02 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Oh yes. That's just going to save a TON of trees.

Every square counts.

[LTmatt]

For some reason, I was aroused greatly by reading this thread. No idea what caused this.

My dick is so fucking hard right now I could beat an animal to death with it.