Cool Things Your Parents Do

[Judzfell]

Ah, I just got back from a day out shopping with my father.

first, we wanted to buy a camcorder charger, and instead of paying 100 dollars for a new one., his first idea was to buy a 300 dollar camcorder, and take the charger there, and return it ten minutes later. but when the guy went in the back to go get another camcorder, my father just stuffs the charger on the table in his jacket, and we walk away.

second, grocery shopping, instead of buying bags and unloading, reloading, and unloading. He just puts all the food back in the shopping cart un-bagged, shoves the shopping cart full of food in the back of the van, and drives off. perfect fit too. it's now sitting in the kitchen waiting to be put away. Of course we put away the perishables.

Anything simply out of the ordinary, cool, or amazing your parents do?

[ToastedCupcake]

Well, my dad smokes weed with me.

[Ghost1124]

Nope, my mom is boring as hell. My father never did anything out of the ordinary, but he's still cool and interesting to talk to.

[Rig]

At 4/21/09 08:27 PM, Judzfell wrote: Anything simply out of the ordinary, cool, or amazing your parents do?

Your dad sounds lazy and cheap.

But my mom just finised 4 years of university and is now going into med school. That's awesome, isn't it? :D

[Judzfell]

At 4/21/09 08:33 PM, Rig wrote:

But my mom just finised 4 years of university and is now going into med school. That's awesome, isn't it? :D

Kinda boring, so has my mom.

[Vociferousmime]

I believe what you are describing is kleptomania, if that is true, then no. My dad does not have a mental condition that forces him to steal things.

Therefore, he is uncool.

[Judzfell]

At 4/21/09 08:37 PM, Vociferousmime wrote: I believe what you are describing is kleptomania, if that is true, then no. My dad does not have a mental condition that forces him to steal things.

Therefore, he is uncool.

Ahahahaha, Get the fuck out.

[aninjaman]

My parents let my go to concerts as late as they go and still pick me up. They even did that when I was 13. Also before concerts they really don't care if I will get drunk or high. I don't drink or do drugs but since they did worse in high school they leave that option open.

[Vociferousmime]

At 4/21/09 08:38 PM, Judzfell wrote: Ahahahaha, you are the coolest guy ever and are amazingly good looking.

:D no YOU are good looking... but I will take the compliment...

[FLAMEBOY97]

they bought me a big screen hdtv!

[Vociferousmime]

At 4/21/09 08:40 PM, FLAMEBOY97 wrote: they bought me a big screen hdtv!

WHAT! My dad only gives me bruises!

[newsome]

My mom gives me food, shelter, cloths, and much more.

I love her.

[Deathspam]

My dad's drug talk: "Don't do any drugs. Well except marijuana, it's not that bad. Just don't let me find out and don't drive my car when you're high."

[DaWgSOLja729]

My dad isn't a petty thief or a lazy sac, like yours. I really hate to see that you think it's cool and idolize your dad for stealing stuff...But then again, he's probably raised a kid to be just as lazy as him, so it shouldn't surprise me that you think its hawt

[RandomExploit]

My dad's a cussing, smoking, Asian who's well known in his neighborhood for his architectural finishing carpentry works. Seriously, he raped every single little part of his what was first an ugly looking home. No part was left unimproved.

[Fezz]

My dad plays Rock Band 2 with me a lot.

[blackabyss763]

They listen to awesome music and don't care what I do, as long as it's semi-legal.

[Strength]

At 4/21/09 08:28 PM, ToastedCupcake wrote: Well, my dad smokes weed with me.

Well, my 102 year old grandmother eats shrooms with me.

[ngfan14]

My parents believe everything I tell them.

[NG-NoName]

I bring him under-aged pussy and we share

[Kanped]

My Dad plays a mean guitar

[A]

My dad does drugs with me and owns a PS3, but doesn't let me play much lol, but that's okay because I have the Xbox, which I don't let him play much. Only when I need help with co-op on games like Rock Band, Gears of War and Resident Evil 5, all of which he's amazingly good at.

[Joshiwa]

Your dad sounds like a douche actually.

My parents don't care what anyone thinks of them at any time. Also my mom has really good taste in cars, I guess thats cool.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

At 4/21/09 08:28 PM, ToastedCupcake wrote: Well, my dad smokes weed with me.

He does not. That's just wrong.

[redsN64]

At 4/21/09 09:07 PM, Deathspam wrote: My dad's drug talk: "Don't do any drugs. Well except marijuana, it's not that bad. Just don't let me find out and don't drive my car when you're high."

My dad's drug talk: " I know with all your friends eventually you will be introduced to pot. I really don't want you around it but I know its gonna happen so just remember, if you get some.... make sure you bring some home for me."

[Clock-Ninja]

At 4/21/09 08:28 PM, ToastedCupcake wrote: Well, my dad smokes weed with me.

That's what every father should do with their kids. I'm serious.

[Black487]

No offense but your dad sounds like a boorish fellow.

If these are the standards you're childhood was based on I'm concerned.

[Sensationalism]

Hard for me to think of anything. My dad is really really lame and ignorant. My mum, she listens to cool music and is pretty fun to be around.

[hongkongexpress]

Cool shit my dad did.... Supervise the incineration of hundreds of Millions of Plague chickens, back in the late 90s, during Chicken flu 1. (the short time before SARS). He told me many were still alive! They just kept on piling the birds in the incinerators 24/7, for months and months.

He was also a white collar criminal screwing the Hong Kong Government "successfully" out of 1.5 Million Hong Kong Dollars, about 500K. Until he dumped his girlfriend...... ooooooo.

My dad like many dads in the 90s. Carried on an affair, and it's suspected that he has at the least 3 additional families. (he frequently took business trips). Real Soap opera like shit!

My dad screwed Revenue Canada out of a significant sum of money, for taxes, before "escaping" to Hong Kong. He intends to try and return back to Canada?!!?!? And my dad calls ME a lazy dumb ass.

My dad owes lots of money in credit card debts, and morgages, car lones, bank loans, insomuch, they began to garnish his wages, (before he escaped to Canada). Again if dad sets foot in this country. Revenue Canada would be on his ass.

My Dad has more DUIs than LINSEY LOHAN... unfortunatly he's not a star, so he couldn't get away with it. How Edmonton DMV allowed him a licence, is beyond me. How he didn't end up a molecular singularity with a tree I'll never know!

While destroying old family company records (dad was a consultant), My dad tried to do business with President Jerry Rawlings of Ghana. Wow even a dictator....

My dad surly is a colourful character.

to top it all off, although I actually like this one... My dad has a new kid, and he's 55!

[MushookieMan]

Okay, so what we learned from this is that your dad is a petty thief AND a CART MAN like a fucking homeless person towing carts around and shit. You actually think it's cool that your dad puts shopping-carts in the back of your van? You need to THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND.

You lose.