The Yankees Suck

[Tancrisism]

...and not just at morality or baseball now. It appears they also suck in another, oddly important aspect:

Architecture.

The new Yankees stadium seems, which they just spent over a billion dollars building, now seems built to favor fly balls due to its shell construction, and allowing more home runs to be hit than usual. Pop fly balls are usually hit rather frequently, and usually mean a quick end to that at bat.

[Krbyfan1]

I knew there was something fishy about Opening Day in the Bronx. No one should have hit that many Home Runs and I was completely apalled that it was the Indians of all teams to do so.

Who the fuck designed this stadium anyway?

[Toukeman]

Oh that game was fun to watch. I know the Indians aren't all that great but seeing that game......It brought tears to my eyes watching it. I just couldn't stop laughing.

Yeah go Indians!!

[Tancrisism]

At 4/20/09 11:31 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote: I knew there was something fishy about Opening Day in the Bronx. No one should have hit that many Home Runs and I was completely apalled that it was the Indians of all teams to do so.

Who the fuck designed this stadium anyway?

Probably a fucking Yankees fan.

[Krbyfan1]

At 4/20/09 11:35 PM, Tancrisism wrote:

At 4/20/09 11:31 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote: Who the fuck designed this stadium anyway?

Probably a fucking Yankees fan.

Well I'm calling it right now. The Yankees are suffering from the "Curse of the House That Ruth Built". Good luck sucking the next 100 years, Yankees.

[Joshiwa]

Ha!

I would love to see the face on George Steinbrenner's face after realizing the new stadium was a complete waste on 1.5 billion dollars. I hope he jinxed the entire organization for years to come for moving to a new stadium.

Go Red Sox!

[TheLameSauce]

contract the yankees. bring back the expos.

[manonthemoon516]

Meh. I'd have to see better evidence. Each stadium is unique. I don't see why this is considered a flaw.

[HandsomePete]

I hate that their team name reflects what I am. Jerks.

[Tancrisism]

At 4/20/09 11:46 PM, manonthemoon516 wrote: Meh. I'd have to see better evidence. Each stadium is unique. I don't see why this is considered a flaw.

Other than that it houses the Yankees, more evidence is soon to be seen.

[manonthemoon516]

At 4/21/09 12:14 AM, Tancrisism wrote:

At 4/20/09 11:46 PM, manonthemoon516 wrote: Meh. I'd have to see better evidence. Each stadium is unique. I don't see why this is considered a flaw.

Other than that it houses the Yankees

Mhm. Sure.

[SpiffyMasta]

At 4/20/09 11:38 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote: Well I'm calling it right now. The Yankees are suffering from the "Curse of the House That Ruth Built". Good luck sucking the next 100 years, Yankees.

Don't you know it's the curse from that Red Sox shirt they slipped in the concrete.

They only found one of the hundred shirts all around the stadium.

[BrainlessDan]

Ha i am glad i hate the Yankees.

[MultiCanimefan]

At 4/20/09 11:38 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote:

At 4/20/09 11:35 PM, Tancrisism wrote:

At 4/20/09 11:31 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote:

Good luck sucking the next 100 years, Yankees.

Enjoy the couch. No, really, and I'm taking the blankets.

[Mark618]

The Yankees are evil. The new stadium is actually covering the portal to hell. Thats why so many fly balls and HRs.

[Molotov]

When you have 25 home runs in 5 home games (3 regular season 2 exhibition games) something doesn't smell right about it and it's not just Chien-Ming Wang's 34.50 ERA,out of the 25 home runs hit out 17 of them we're right right field and spoken by umpires themselves they said at least 4 of them would have been a routine fly ball in any other park,sounds like some kind of windtunnel or jet stream is going on in the new Yankee palace but either way this isn't good for that new $250 million starting pitching staff of theirs.

What's so bad is that it's not even hot yet,the ball is really going to be flying come June,July & August when it's 85+ degrees and the humidity at 90%

[SevasTra]

Here's hoping for more 22-4 losses from the Yankees this coming year.

[Jamoke]

Anyone who wants to complain that the new stadium layout gives them an unfair advantage, well any visiting team has the same number of half-innings at bat, so that point is moot.

Anyone who says the new stadium's architectural design was a mistake, let me tell you something: you don't shell out a billion bucks without first consulting experts who think of shit like this.

Anyone who says the Yankees suck: winningest team in the history of the sport, nay, in the history of sports period.

See you crybabies in August.

At 4/20/09 11:38 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Go Red Sox!

A team who couldn't win a pennant for nearly a whole century until they learned it was ok to recruit from Latin American countries. I fart in your general direction.

[Tancrisism]

At 4/21/09 01:39 AM, SevasTra wrote: Here's hoping for more 22-4 losses from the Yankees this coming year.

Maybe David Ortiz will actually be able to hit something this week when the Sox face the Yankees.

[Krbyfan1]

At 4/21/09 01:41 AM, THEJamoke wrote: Anyone who wants to complain that the new stadium layout gives them an unfair advantage, well any visiting team has the same number of half-innings at bat, so that point is moot.

I never said that. Of course it could work to either teams advantage, but it seems to favor the visiting team. :3

Anyone who says the new stadium's architectural design was a mistake, let me tell you something: you don't shell out a billion bucks without first consulting experts who think of shit like this.

Maybe Steinbrenner shelled out a few extra million to build it like that. CONSPIRACY!

Anyone who says the Yankees suck: winningest team in the history of the sport, nay, in the history of sports period.

Its not what have you done, but what you have done lately.

See you crybabies in August.

Fuck it, I just don't like baseball. :D

This couch is uncomfortable :(

[MultiCanimefan]

At 4/21/09 01:48 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote:

At 4/21/09 01:41 AM, THEJamoke wrote:

Its not what have you done, but what you have done lately.

I hope you know some homeless people who can share their box with you.

[Jamoke]

At 4/21/09 01:48 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote: Its not what have you done, but what you have done lately.

Whoever coined that phrase was a dingbat. By that logic, I could say "Fuck Abe Lincoln." Sure he founded the Republican Party, freed the slaves and held the Union together, but what has he done for us recently? Screw you Mr. 16th President of the United States, you lazy motherfucker. And being coffin stuffing is no excuse.

This couch is uncomfortable :(

You should put an extra throw pillow under your lower back and neck for proper spine alignment and better lower lumbar support.

At 4/21/09 01:41 AM, Tancrisism wrote: Maybe David Ortiz will actually be able to hit something this week when the Sox face the Yankees.

I can't wait for MLB to end the steroids witch hunt and start cracking down on teams who shave gorillas and teach them to hit an outside breaking ball.

[Krbyfan1]

At 4/21/09 02:04 AM, THEJamoke wrote:

At 4/21/09 01:48 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote: Its not what have you done, but what you have done lately.

Whoever coined that phrase was a dingbat.

Who the Hell you callin' a Dingbat, you meat head?
I'll take the Mets any day over your dirty stinkin', cheatin' Yankees anyday and their fountain o' money that always gives them *raspberries*

[Tancrisism]

At 4/21/09 01:41 AM, THEJamoke wrote: Anyone who says the Yankees suck: winningest team in the history of the sport, nay, in the history of sports period.

It's not hard to win when you have as much money as any fascist country and fistfeed your supposed star players steroids.

A team who couldn't win a pennant for nearly a whole century until they learned it was ok to recruit from Latin American countries. I fart in your general direction.

Meanwhile they were setting plenty of records. But I guess winning is all that is important, eh?

Connecticut should not be considered part of New England. Go enjoy your comfortably placed geographical position next to New York and lodge yourself firmly in Derek Jeter's ass, like half of your state's population wish they could.

[Metal-Sonic-v2]

I just hope that I'll be able to eventually attend one of their home games before I die.

At 4/21/09 02:11 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote:

At 4/21/09 02:04 AM, THEJamoke wrote: Whoever coined that phrase was a dingbat.

Who the Hell you callin' a Dingbat, you meat head?
I'll take the Mets any day over your dirty stinkin', cheatin' Yankees anyday and their fountain o' money that always gives them *raspberries*

I read that in Archie's voice.

Now I have to watch All in the Family.