Insert lame athiest remark here to prove how awesome I am because I'm way to cool to answer a theroretical question for fun on the internet. Everything is super serious all the time and I'm a complete tool that doesn't know how to have fun.
On a related note, does anyone know why the opposite sex finds me repulsive and I have zero friends? It could be my shitty pessimistic attitude and my terrible looks caused by my scornful unappealing look of pointless rage on my face as I needlessly go around shoving my anti-beliefs in the faces of strangers completly oblivious to the hypocracy of it all... but I'm not sure.