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At 4/19/09 03:13 PM, Murad136 wrote: Morgan Freeman?

How, may I ask, how, did you know?

At 4/19/09 03:18 PM, Jezuz wrote:

. He made one last child, with a new, Earthly wife. That child was Jesus Christ.

In the end I'm saying I picture Zeus.

the sad part is, its BULL......SHIT

At 4/19/09 04:10 PM, Gustavos wrote:

At 4/19/09 03:13 PM, Murad136 wrote: Morgan Freeman?

How, may I ask, how, did you know?

Teh localz cinema.

At 4/19/09 03:25 PM, Jezuz wrote:

At 4/19/09 03:24 PM, Murad136 wrote: I used to think God was like that when I was small and used to watch Hercules :p

From a theological stand point, my ideas are somewhat practical.

Does anyone else find it absolutely hilarious that he responded to this post in such a way?

Alanis Morisssette.

I picture god as a female.

At 4/19/09 03:15 PM, DarthRacoon wrote:

At 4/19/09 03:13 PM, Murad136 wrote: Why did you picture a man, sexist much??

But seriously, what did you picture him as.

White beard?
Morgan Freeman?

Non-existent.

PWNT.
Although I would imagine God as looking like Morgan Freeman.

I pictured GLaDOS. But i normally picture chuck norris. THE CAKE IS A LIE SO CHUCK NORRIS WENT APESHIT ON GLaDOS (sorry about the capsing lol)

At 4/19/09 03:15 PM, DarthRacoon wrote:

At 4/19/09 03:13 PM, Murad136 wrote: Why did you picture a man, sexist much??

But seriously, what did you picture him as.

White beard?
Morgan Freeman?

Non-existent.

-5 for unoriginality
I pictured a Caucasian elderly male with a long white beard or in other words an illogical cliche

At 4/19/09 04:50 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Alanis Morisssette.

That (movie) is one of my favorite View Askew productions.

But, I still do not automatically picture the god of monotheistic religion as a woman (or something genderless, such as a ball of light). I'm so used to the Zeus look-alike.

Well, look at it this way.
God is love, right? Devotion to a person? Love.
Love is blind. You don't know who you are going to love until you meet that person.
Stevie Wonder is blind.
Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

Logic wins. Always.

Huge guy with white robe and massive white beard.

I picture an tall, old bald guy with a five foot long white beard and shooting lightening out of his fingers

I pictured rick astley, idk why.

At 4/19/09 03:54 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Pretty hard to picture something that doesn't exist.

That is just uncalled for...

Get out, go on get out.

I thought of that old painting where he has the robe and the long, white beard.

At 4/19/09 03:16 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: This is discriminatory of my atheism.

I am offended too.

At 4/19/09 03:13 PM, Murad136 wrote: Why did you picture a man, sexist much??

But seriously, what did you picture him as.

White beard?
Morgan Freeman?

Well I pictured him as a Man because according to the bible...God created Man before Woman meaning because he made Man in his own image, before Woman...That means he looks like a guy.

I picture God as a man simply because that's the most well-known interpretation of him. It isn't my fault!

I pictured a light skinned man in a white rob, and brown hair

I pictured him as a brighter Good Aura.

At 4/19/09 03:13 PM, Murad136 wrote: Why did you picture a man, sexist much??

But seriously, what did you picture him as.

Nothing, because there is no God.

Big guy, white robe, long-ass white beard.

I pictured him as a pissed off old man thinking "For fuck's sake, I sent Jesus down there to take pain for your sins, but to be youself, I never hated on people for enjoying what they enjoy when it doesn't endanger others!"

There's also another image of him I thought. A manipulant old geezer threatening people with an eternity of pain and suffering if you don't live a holy life. (summonsed from the Xenophobic mind of the holier-than-thou anti-Homosexual/Furry/Non-Christians/Peo ple Who Enjoy Sex A Lot/People Who Use Their Free Will Christians who think you go to Hell if you want to have fun)

Yeah, I don't like Xenophobes. It's seemingly people who take religions and fads too far. That's not to say people who are super-mega-massive Xenophiliacs who seem to think there's no such thing as "going too far back" are less scarier though, see Borat to know what I'm talking about.

At the risk of sounding unoriginal, I actually imagined a featureless white void.

I pictured an empty room with white walls. Huh.

I have no originality. I just imagined the usual, big, with white beard.

Bacon. Ohhh yeah.
Choclate flavered bacon on a sunday after cruch!

At 4/19/09 04:48 PM, BlackPlastic wrote:

Does anyone else find it absolutely hilarious that he responded to this post in such a way?

I fail to see the comedy, except for the fact I was poking fun at Christianity and it's blatant copyright infringement on other religions. =o

i picture the family guy god but morganfree man is great in bruce almighty