Picture God Before You Click This

[Murad136]

Why did you picture a man, sexist much??

But seriously, what did you picture him as.

White beard?
Morgan Freeman?

[DarthRacoon]

At 4/19/09 03:13 PM, Murad136 wrote: Why did you picture a man, sexist much??

But seriously, what did you picture him as.

White beard?
Morgan Freeman?

Non-existent.

[ultimaman94]

At 4/19/09 03:13 PM, Murad136 wrote: Why did you picture a man, sexist much??

But seriously, what did you picture him as.

White beard?
Morgan Freeman?

I pictured him as Johnny Cash. Same personality too.

[Tancrisism]

I pictured a funeral, because god is dead. And you killed him.

[BareNakedMike]

This is discriminatory of my atheism.

[Mechabloby]

I pictured him as the cliche - a man with a huge beard.

[MoriChax]

I pictured a big ball of light.

[Jezuz]

The Christian God is merely Zeus. His angels are merely the old Gods from mythology. He knew that man would reject the old ways soon enough, so he took full control of the heavens, and made all who oppose him a prisoner in their own realm. He made up tales of this gruesome new God. An unforgiving, violent breed. He set the motions with Jews many years before, as a side project, something just in case, but after the Romans took control, he realized that Jews nor traditional mythology would keep these men in their place. He made one last child, with a new, Earthly wife. That child was Jesus Christ.

In the end I'm saying I picture Zeus.

[thelittleemo]

Old black man with long white hair, and a long white beard.

[Bryan]

I pictured him like The Fonz. I mean, he's the closest to God we have on Earth.

[Murad136]

In the end I'm saying I picture Zeus.

I used to think God was like that when I was small and used to watch Hercules :p

[Jezuz]

At 4/19/09 03:24 PM, Murad136 wrote:

I used to think God was like that when I was small and used to watch Hercules :p

From a theological stand point, my ideas are somewhat practical.

[AudioGmez]

A smiling old dude with long white hair and beard.

[NeverHundred]

I pictured myself.

ta ha.

[NeonFlame126]

If you even heard the Bible Jesbus says "I am His son." Dumbass.

Also, he's still fake.

[Obsessed117]

I pictured that hand in metal gear awesome 2

[ChaDMcBaDD]

i pictured this human all alien modified and shit.

[RandomExploit]

I pictured a generic, bald old man with a large, white beard in a white robe sitting on a throne holding a golden rod doing exactly nothing but laughing at how Earth was a big mistake.

[Strategize]

A flying spaghetti monster.

[mrpwnzer]

a floating ball of water

[Zyphonee]

A dog...

[mariomusicmaker1]

I pictured nothing, but i do usualy think about morgan freeman when thinking about god.

[C-Hawk]

I pictured energetic exchanges between every particle in the Universe. Just like it says in most religious documents.

[Bryangamedude]

I don't know why but I pictured him as. A blue link playing PS3

[Digital-Terror]

moot?

[All-American-Badass]

I always pictured God looking Like Zeus

[Sensationalism]

Pretty hard to picture something that doesn't exist.

[Medetrate]

There's ten of them, they wear turbans and have long beards.

No jokes.

[zee666]

He was hung like a fucking horse and had the body of a Greek adonis...

[ripoffhitman]

Pissed of large man with a giant golden warhammer.