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Link is a girl Apr. 19th, 2009 @ 03:01 PM

I have found out Nintendo's secret, they have fooled us for a long time, but here we go....

In this voyueristic photo you can clearly make out the outer lips of the female genatalia pressed against tight clothing. In contemporary jive speak one would call this simply: A camel toe.

There is the evidence, Link is a woman. She disguised herself not unlike Zelda masqueraded as Sheik. Do you believe our hero is a misguided female youth? You be the judge...

Another photo of proof coming soon

Link is a girl


Yeah, whatever.
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Response to Link is a girl Apr. 19th, 2009 @ 03:02 PM

I can't tell from with game is that.

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Response to Link is a girl Apr. 19th, 2009 @ 03:04 PM

How do I know this? From all the clues Nintendo has left us, of course. There is the complete lack of any speech other than "HA!" or "AHHH!" Which could go either way. Then there is the fact that she completly avoids any girls that are attracted to her, because she doesn't want to ruin her manly disguise. However the largest proof of her true gender is in these ambiguous photos...

In this picture, you can see that that is not a man's face, but instead the mug of a very confused woman trying to live in a male dominated world...

Link is a girl


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Response to Link is a girl Apr. 19th, 2009 @ 03:16 PM

Nintendo already pulled this man-is-really-a-woman bullshit with Samus.

I can't imagine them doing it again.

Even though this is blatantly a joke thread. I'm not an idiot. SHUTUP!

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Response to Link is a girl Apr. 19th, 2009 @ 03:31 PM

At 4/19/09 03:02 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote: I can't tell from with game is that.

Soul Calibur II, Link was a bonus character in the Gamecube. He was also really damn good and could spam ranged moves like no other, plus that attack where he'd swing them around was easy for getting Ring Outs.


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Response to Link is a girl Apr. 19th, 2009 @ 03:40 PM

Zelda was made in Japan, right? (Not sure)

If so, then if you don't already know, Japan doesn't have gender related... things.

That's why Birdo is a guy, but it looks like a girl to us.

Link is a girl


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Response to Link is a girl Apr. 19th, 2009 @ 03:44 PM

At 4/19/09 03:04 PM, EpicFail wrote: There is the complete lack of any speech other than "HA!" or "AHHH!" Which could go either way. Then there is the fact that she completly avoids any girls that are attracted to her, because she doesn't want to ruin her manly disguise. However the largest proof of her true gender is in these ambiguous photos...

Very well said...


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Response to Link is a girl Apr. 19th, 2009 @ 04:11 PM

He was a guy, but he did a surgery to fix that problem!


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Response to Link is a girl Apr. 19th, 2009 @ 04:46 PM

I don't see any cleavage so thus proving your theory wrong.

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Response to Link is a girl Apr. 19th, 2009 @ 04:54 PM

OP's name is most fitting.


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Response to Link is a girl Apr. 19th, 2009 @ 05:01 PM

At 4/19/09 04:46 PM, FurryFox wrote: I don't see any cleavage so thus proving your theory wrong.

Keep in mind that Link is young, therefore, you can not see her breasts at such a young age. But the camel toe is clearly visible! I don't need anymore proof.


Yeah, whatever.
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Response to Link is a girl Apr. 19th, 2009 @ 05:05 PM

At 4/19/09 05:01 PM, EpicFail wrote:
At 4/19/09 04:46 PM, FurryFox wrote: I don't see any cleavage so thus proving your theory wrong.
Keep in mind that Link is young, therefore, you can not see her breasts at such a young age. But the camel toe is clearly visible! I don't need anymore proof.

*facepalm*
It's a bulge, you sexually confused young man.


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Response to Link is a girl Apr. 19th, 2009 @ 05:14 PM

At 4/19/09 05:05 PM, KeithHybrid wrote:
*facepalm*
It's a bulge, you sexually confused young man.

Look up pictures of a bulge, and then look up pictures of a camel toe, this looks more so like a camel toe.


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Response to Link is a girl Apr. 19th, 2009 @ 05:25 PM

At 4/19/09 05:14 PM, EpicFail wrote: Look up pictures of a bulge, and then look up pictures of a camel toe, this looks more so like a camel toe.

I think you should step outside and realize games aren't real life.

You really think they're going to draw some giant shlong bulging from inside his pants on a kids game? I think not. EpicFail is correct sir, Link is male, Link was designed to be male and will always be.. male.

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Response to Link is a girl Apr. 19th, 2009 @ 05:27 PM

At 4/19/09 05:14 PM, EpicFail wrote:
At 4/19/09 05:05 PM, KeithHybrid wrote:
*facepalm*
It's a bulge, you sexually confused young man.
Look up pictures of a bulge, and then look up pictures of a camel toe, this looks more so like a camel toe.

No, he just has two nutsacks, one for each nut.


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Response to Link is a girl Apr. 19th, 2009 @ 05:31 PM

At 4/19/09 05:27 PM, KeithHybrid wrote:
No, he just has two nutsacks, one for each nut.

Most people only have one nutsack... Are you saying he's a mutant?


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Response to Link is a girl Apr. 19th, 2009 @ 05:38 PM

At 4/19/09 05:25 PM, A wrote: I think you should step outside and realize games aren't real life.

You really think they're going to draw some giant shlong bulging from inside his pants on a kids game? I think not. EpicFail is correct sir, Link is male, Link was designed to be male and will always be.. male.

Goddamnit.

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Response to Link is a girl Apr. 19th, 2009 @ 05:45 PM

Link's a guy it's just you can't tell cause he doesn't do manly things like pee in public or drink beer.


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Response to Link is a girl Apr. 19th, 2009 @ 06:18 PM

At 4/19/09 03:40 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: Zelda was made in Japan, right? (Not sure)

If so, then if you don't already know, Japan doesn't have gender related... things.

That's why Birdo is a guy, but it looks like a girl to us.

Same with Vivian.

Link is a girl

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Response to Link is a girl Apr. 19th, 2009 @ 06:35 PM

At 4/19/09 06:18 PM, Supermatx1 wrote:
At 4/19/09 03:40 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: Zelda was made in Japan, right? (Not sure)

If so, then if you don't already know, Japan doesn't have gender related... things.

That's why Birdo is a guy, but it looks like a girl to us.
Same with Vivian.

Vivian is a girl you dumbass.

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Response to Link is a girl Apr. 19th, 2009 @ 06:41 PM

At 4/19/09 06:35 PM, megamanbn6 wrote:
Vivian is a girl you dumbass.

I don't know the game or anything, but it seemed like the poster did that as a joke.


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Response to Link is a girl Apr. 19th, 2009 @ 07:01 PM

At 4/19/09 05:05 PM, KeithHybrid wrote:
No, he just has two nutsacks, one for each nut.

LMAO.


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Response to Link is a girl Apr. 19th, 2009 @ 07:18 PM

At 4/19/09 06:18 PM, Supermatx1 wrote:
At 4/19/09 03:40 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: Zelda was made in Japan, right? (Not sure)

If so, then if you don't already know, Japan doesn't have gender related... things.

That's why Birdo is a guy, but it looks like a girl to us.
Same with Vivian.

Oh shit he's right! Nintendo-- Making their men look like girls since 1988.


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Response to Link is a girl Apr. 19th, 2009 @ 07:28 PM

At 4/19/09 05:31 PM, EpicFail wrote:
At 4/19/09 05:27 PM, KeithHybrid wrote:
No, he just has two nutsacks, one for each nut.
Most people only have one nutsack... Are you saying he's a mutant?

Did the ears tip you off?


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Response to Link is a girl Apr. 19th, 2009 @ 07:31 PM

At 4/19/09 03:31 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Soul Calibur II, that attack where he'd swing them around was easy for getting Ring Outs.

I pretty much used that exclusively for both plays through the story mode, until I got to one challenge where you could only damage them with aerial attacks, and there was a wall around the whole arena........ that took me fuckin' forever to pass.

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Response to Link is a girl Apr. 19th, 2009 @ 08:49 PM

Does it really matter?


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Response to Link is a girl Apr. 19th, 2009 @ 08:56 PM

At 4/19/09 03:40 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: Zelda was made in Japan, right? (Not sure)

If so, then if you don't already know, Japan doesn't have gender related... things.

That's why Birdo is a guy, but it looks like a girl to us.

Birdo is quite a mystery..


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Response to Link is a girl Apr. 20th, 2009 @ 04:07 AM

At 4/19/09 03:01 PM, EpicFail wrote:

That sums the whole thing up.


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Response to Link is a girl Apr. 20th, 2009 @ 04:51 AM

At 4/19/09 03:40 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: Zelda was made in Japan, right? (Not sure)

If so, then if you don't already know, Japan doesn't have gender related... things.

That's why Birdo is a guy, but it looks like a girl to us.

Birdo swaps genders from game to game...


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Response to Link is a girl Apr. 20th, 2009 @ 08:20 AM

Just saying, that what ''anime'' character doesn't look girly?
Oh and
:link? dunt yo mean zelda lol?