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4.09 / 5.00 12,195 ViewsIf Chuck Norris were President...
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How do you think America or even the world would be different? What laws do you think he'd change? WHat would he do about terrorists? Would he try and solve all of the world's problems with a gigantic round-house kick? What would happen to Obama?
Personally, I think that if Chuck Norris were president, terrorism would be down like fuck because they'd could just put cardboard cut-outs of Chuck in the airports and the terrorists would run screaming!
Well then, I'll leave you all to discuss...
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chuck norris already makes all the decisions in the white house. he doesnt need to be president.
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At 4/19/09 03:29 AM, Jonners wrote: How do you think America or even the world would be different? What laws do you think he'd change? WHat would he do about terrorists? Would he try and solve all of the world's problems with a gigantic round-house kick? What would happen to Obama?
Personally, I think that if Chuck Norris were president, terrorism would be down like fuck because they'd could just put cardboard cut-outs of Chuck in the airports and the terrorists would run screaming!
Well then, I'll leave you all to discuss...
If there were cardboard cut-outs of Chuck Norris everywhere, and the terrorists find out they're fake then they won't fear him anymore.
TV Sucks! Go watch the flash.
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Chuck Norris is a mediocre actor at best who could get the shit beat out of him by many martial arts fighters. It's not funny anymore.
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At 4/19/09 03:37 AM, GiantDouche wrote: Chuck Norris is a mediocre actor at best who could get the shit beat out of him by many martial arts fighters. It's not funny anymore.
You sir, ARE a Giant Douche, just like your name suggests
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At 4/19/09 03:32 AM, MrQnix wrote:At 4/19/09 03:29 AM, Jonners wrote: How do you think America or even the world would be different? What laws do you think he'd change? WHat would he do about terrorists? Would he try and solve all of the world's problems with a gigantic round-house kick? What would happen to Obama?If there were cardboard cut-outs of Chuck Norris everywhere, and the terrorists find out they're fake then they won't fear him anymore.
Personally, I think that if Chuck Norris were president, terrorism would be down like fuck because they'd could just put cardboard cut-outs of Chuck in the airports and the terrorists would run screaming!
Well then, I'll leave you all to discuss...
...But then the real one would come and kick all their asses!
then they wont know where the real one is anymore and they shall fear him all the more!
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We had some good times, Newgrounds.
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Sorry people! Brother got hold of account and decided to be a retard.
I withdraw many of my previous statments.
Apologizes
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I'm actually 15, but I always set my age as above 18 out of habit, and I forgot to change it back.
It has now been changed, and I'm guessing this makes alot more sense to you now Jezuz.
Apologizes again.
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If Chuck ruled any country, the rest of the planet wouldn't exist.
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And thus defy, the tyrannous stars...
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People still talk about Chuck Norris like its funny?
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Watching his movies would be mandatory.
Keifer Sutherland and Bruce Willis would be dead.
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don't even think of such things, they may just happen
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wow i can't believe i made this below
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if chuck norris were president it would really show how stupid people really are, the sad thing is nobody would even notice it.
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