Don't get me started on the Discovery Channel. Now-a-days the woman's got me constantly watching Dr. G: Medical Examiner. I never thought they could make something as monotonous as an autopsy into an over-dramatized reality TV show. And oh my god the cliffhangers.
Coming up after the break, the results of the toxicology test! DUN DUN DUN *GASP*
And in Florida, it's always meth. No surprises there, but they like to make you think there will be anyway.
My advice to anyone watching Discovery Channel: change it to History Channel, and maybe you'll get lucky and catch the tail end of an episode of something hosted by Carl Sagan.