Neighbour up in smoke

[Rucklo]

Just woke up like 20 minutes ago by a firealarm. I live in an apartement on the sixth floor.

It appeared to come from my neighbour, and me and another neighbour (who also had awoken from that) tried to find out if it was a fire or what. As it seemed, the door wasn't locked, so we walked in - only to find the guy who lives there passed out in the couch.
And sure enough, the firealarm had gone off, the dude had forgotten something on the oven, that was causing the smoke and all that shit. So I jumped up and grabbed for the alarm, and turned it off.

Could have been the end of the story right here, but I didn't feel comfortable of having that guy sleeping that heavy (he's alive, he was snoring a bit when I was in there), but if i'd go in alone I would be trespassing. So I called the cops, and they said it was cool to go inside and turn the alarm on again (the dude had his balkony-door open, so the smoke had dissapeared quite fast). It's now nearly 2.40 in the morning here, and I can't fucking sleep again.

NEWGROUNDS, HOW DO I FALL ASLEEP WHEN I'M NOT TIRED AAAARGH?!!!! >:(

[WilliWowza]

Did the police also say it was ok to check how big his willy was whilst he was sleeping?

Because I know you did.

[14hourlunchbreak]

I've actually found your "Drunk" song to make me very sleepy. Ironic isn't it.

[Toukeman]

Ibuprofen, and then watch the Senate on TV. You'll be sleeping in less than 3 minutes.

[Proottalfain]

At 4/17/09 08:41 PM, Toukeman wrote: Ibuprofen, and then watch the Senate on TV. You'll be sleeping in less than 3 minutes.

Ibuprofen helps to sleep? Didn't know that...

I heard milk was good to help to sleep. I personally just exercise a bit, it makes me lazy and sleepy. Sometimes I do push ups before sleeping.

[Rucklo]

i should probably take a shower first, i smell like that guys over-cooked "insert whatever was on his frying pan here".

Zzz:(

[Whatsontv]

pron + epic wank = tiredness

have a good kip

[Cordyceps]

Warming milk activates enzymes that cause sleepiness. Try it.

[Tominater12]

Exercise so you wear yourself out.

[Toukeman]

At 4/17/09 08:43 PM, Proottalfain wrote:

At 4/17/09 08:41 PM, Toukeman wrote: Ibuprofen, and then watch the Senate on TV. You'll be sleeping in less than 3 minutes.

Ibuprofen helps to sleep? Didn't know that...

I heard milk was good to help to sleep. I personally just exercise a bit, it makes me lazy and sleepy. Sometimes I do push ups before sleeping.

Ibuprofen is great because it helps you relax. It slows you down.
Also milk has a reputation for giving you a sour belly when you sleep. So I wouldn't suggest it.

[dobo69]

i believe they make pills for that
yep... pills will do the trick

[Rucklo]

somone sing me a lullaby. god damnit, i had just started to go to bed at a decent time this week, and was doing OK with it too. now it's all gonna get fucked up and i'll be back to the "bedtime at 2am"-routine.

blaargh im pissed off >:(

[Nintendavin]

I think Family Guy stated it best:

"Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM wins!"

[tsdeath1]

whoa whoa, back the fuck up? you where planning on not waking the guy up and leaving the food in the oven

[MetalSlimeHunt]

If you want tired, find a long youtube playlist and set it to autoplay. You'll be out soon.

[FurryFox]

At 4/17/09 08:50 PM, Rucklo wrote:
blaargh im pissed off >:(

Calm the hell down and put on some calming music and have a hot bath. You will fall alseep after you get out. Bath for 15-20 minutes.

[Rucklo]

At 4/17/09 09:14 PM, tsdeath1 wrote: whoa whoa, back the fuck up? you where planning on not waking the guy up and leaving the food in the oven

lolwutt.

i'll let you all know how i managed to fall asleep, cause you all are extremley interested:

i maed physics until i wus tired. dats rite, makin physics maeks yuo tired >:(

[Rig]

At 4/18/09 04:29 AM, Rucklo wrote: i maed physics until i wus tired. dats rite, makin physics maeks yuo tired >:(

So you don't want me to come over with that massage oil anymore?

[SaltyBomb]

At 4/18/09 04:53 AM, Rig wrote:

At 4/18/09 04:29 AM, Rucklo wrote: i maed physics until i wus tired. dats rite, makin physics maeks yuo tired >:(

So you don't want me to come over with that massage oil anymore?

Oh man, Not on the face, not the face.

[alucardxmeow]

Just go onto your bed, pull the blankets over your head, and you'll get tired.

Atleast, that works for me.

[AnEmoDragon]

Lol. You should have left a note in that guys apartment; "You have a small penis." That would've been pretty funny you know.

what the fuck happened to your spelling skillz.

[Rucklo]

lol, i slipped a note throug the door before last night, explaining to the guy what we had done (in case he wondered why his fryingpan magically jumped away, and why his apartement smelt like smoke) and today the note was on the door, saying "thank you". i only signed the note /neighbours, so he'll never know who we were. hurr hurr.

At 4/18/09 01:04 PM, SuperMarioBrosS wrote:

At 4/18/09 01:03 PM, SuperMarioBrosS wrote: Go outside for a jog and keep jogging so that you're not tired.

Fuck, I screwed up. I need to proofread better. It should say:

Go outside for a jog and keep jogging so that you become tired.

work out never works for me, fact is that if i work out too late, to say 21-22 on the evening, i have to both cool down and calm down until i can sleep, and that takes at least two hours.

read the thread a little closer and you'll find that i solved the problem by doing mah physics ;)

[reveihca]

Read a book? Drink a warm glass of milk? The simple methods always work best, but if all else fails do calisthenics until you exhaust yourself to a deep coma like sleep.

[scetch00]

I'm proud of ya Rucklo..

[Kev-o]

I thought I was gonna read a story about your neighbor being helplessly high.

[mariomusicmaker1]

I have a prescription of zopliclone, but it is a controlled drug so good luck getting any... there actualy trying to make it illegal.. fuck that,

but 2 of thease things, ( ony suposed to take half at a time ) and your out for 10 hours, and groggy for atleast the next day, and when i say groggy, i mean to tired to function normaly, or at all, it is fun for saterday nights, ;p