Forum Topic: So I found gay porn on my laptop

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aquaticmole

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Posted at: 4/16/09 11:10 PM

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At 4/16/09 11:07 PM, CashClock wrote:
At 4/16/09 11:05 PM, Rig wrote: I'd sit down with my brother and talk with him, or give it to my parents.
Rig, you don't understand how much we hate eachother...Actually helping each other out is, just...Unnormal.

Think of it this way, if you told your parents and then they had a talk with your brother, do you know how awkward that would be for him.

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At 4/16/09 11:07 PM, CashClock wrote:
At 4/16/09 11:05 PM, Rig wrote: I'd sit down with my brother and talk with him, or give it to my parents.
Rig, you don't understand how much we hate eachother...Actually helping each other out is, just...Unnormal.

Then show it to your parents, and say you found it, and he's the only other person in the world with access to your computer.
Be ready for him to try to say you're framing him, but it's the best solution aside from simply deleting it.


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At 4/16/09 11:10 PM, aquaticmole wrote:
At 4/16/09 11:07 PM, CashClock wrote:
At 4/16/09 11:05 PM, Rig wrote:
Think of it this way, if you told your parents and then they had a talk with your brother, do you know how awkward that would be for him.

Oh my fucking god this get's better and better.

Wow, everything today is just...AMAZING!

If your reading this, then why do you care?

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I bet you did download it and fap to it but out of shame, you aren't able to remember.

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At 4/16/09 10:30 PM, Barry-Fanilow wrote: dont lie, you know you fapped to it

The truth will set you free!!!
Are you sure it isn't just a virus? :/
I've had a virus that gave me gay bdsm porn, really annoying.


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Posted at: 4/16/09 11:17 PM

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At 4/16/09 11:12 PM, CashClock wrote: Oh my fucking god this get's better and better.

Wow, everything today is just...AMAZING!

But then again, he would deny everything and deny even knowing the password on YOUR laptop and the blame with rightfully be turned against you, the main culript to this homosexual porn that you seem to love!

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Posted at: 4/16/09 11:21 PM

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Just delete it.
1. He will look like a jackass if he tries to show someone only to find out it is not there.
or 2. He will be very upset that his gay porn is gone.

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At 4/16/09 10:28 PM, CashClock wrote: I'm thinking it's either: He needs to come out of the closet OR he's playing a huge prank on me to laugh his little chavish spoiled brat head off that involes showing my whole family and everyone at school.

If that is the case, just laugh it off. Hell, pretend to enjoy looking at it; that could potentially scare the crap out of him.

It's not unusal for him to try and destroy my life and this is the kinda thing he's usually up to, but this is a bit overboard.

Possessing gay pornography would not destroy your life.

If he is gay this'll be golden for me...Karma has kicked his ass this time so I can take advantage of this by motherfuckin' telling EVERYONE!
I'm not homophobic, but he and his little chav friends are. So he'll lose all his friends and all his life will be COMPLETELY pulverized, just like he's does to me on a regular basis!
But if it's another one of his retarded schemes, I probally best delete this now and beat the crap out later.

Also note that me and my brother are constantly at war.

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Are you decorating the interior of your closet? You seem to be in their an awfully long time.

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Now now Jimmy, you can come out the closet, we all know you're gay and we've excepted it no need to scared and blame it on little billy.

The guy below me is gay

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At 4/17/09 12:16 AM, ifureadthisdie wrote: Now now Jimmy, you can come out the closet, we all know you're gay and we've excepted it no need to scared and blame it on little billy.

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Do you know how hard it is to compile a large stash of porn in a computer? It's tough to do from scratch. Delete it, it's his loss if it was a prank that didn't get executed/for 'personal' reasons.

Afterwards, change your password.


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At 4/16/09 10:42 PM, simon wrote:
At 4/16/09 10:37 PM, aquaticmole wrote: I don't know man, you seem to be getting really defensive.

It's ok if you're gay. This is just a weird way of coming out.
Hahahahaha, I love it when they get angry, those raging gays.

Yeah... When they get angry, it's just so sexy. You gotta spank em really hard to make them behave again.


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maybe a buddy of yours is tying to drop you hints, lmao


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A: You acquired a virus that downloads gay porn.

B: If he's pulling a prank on you then the jokes on HIM. Go tell everyone that he downloads gay porn! XD


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At 4/16/09 11:03 PM, Sawdust wrote: It's a prank, obviously.

I don't know, I did that shit to a friend once because he broke my camping tent. I didn't give a shit about the tent but it was funny when his mom yelled at him.

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I think we all know it's yours.

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Step 1- Delete porn
Step 2- Change password to computer.

Don't go down to his level. Come on your better then that.

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At 4/16/09 10:34 PM, CashClock wrote:
I'M NOT GAY DAMNNIT!

somebody needs to come out of the closet

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You downloaded it last night, fapped to it, and went to sleep.

That is what actually happened.

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Think about how you'll look to your brother when he realizes you know about the porn, but yet refuse to delete it.

Try denying you're gay then


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Well since you obviously don't get along, I'm going to do the asshole reply and just BEAT HIS FUCKING ASS INTO SENSE.

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Ok, I have several thoughts about this, but it seems pretty obvious: Do something about it before whatever happens.

1. If it's a prank, then your going to be dead! For now, simply move it to another place where no one can find it. Maybe hide it somewhere on the C drive where it will be hard to find (eg. In a games folder).

2. Change your laptop password. This will stop your brother getting on to it. So if it shows up again, and you know your brother hasn't been on it, you know it's a virus. Oh and hide your laptop, or always keep it with you - so you defiantly know he's not on it.

3. Do a virus scan on your computer and stuff. Just to make sure... You may also want to look in your internet history while its scanning, to determine where it is coming from (if it is your brother).

4. In the end... Tell your parents about it. It may be a bit embarrassing, but it's not actually yours is it! Tell them that your finding homosexual pornography on your laptop, and it's not yours. You may also want to explain your brother used to know your password, so your worried that it was him.

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At 4/16/09 10:34 PM, CashClock wrote: I meant he put the porn on my laptop!

I'M NOT GAY DAMNNIT!

Yeah, suuuuure...

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I'M NOT GAY DAMNNIT!

cue if you were gay

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At 4/16/09 10:49 PM, madness49 wrote:
At 4/16/09 10:34 PM, POKEMANMASTER wrote: Unrelated, but could you please send it to me?

Ps - Check out my Empoleon!
What the fuck?!

I thought I was the only one who thought that, good to see I'm still partially sane, but anyways...

Come on out closet batcholler Number 2!!!!

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Denying.. a sign of turning gay.

Not really..

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Don't lie you cuz know you enjoyed it.

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i'd send it everyone after ensuring he's to blame..

i'd probably blackmail him, beat him up a little.. then if he doesn't stop being a dick, send it out to his "chavish friends"

as an older brother i know exactly how to punish the younger siblings, and because i've been so brutal they won't dare mess with me.. just ask my closest cousin whom i've hit in the face with a cricket bat and kicked out one of his baby teeth also made cry on several occasions and practically beat the crap out of him for the past 15 or so years..


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