Goombas are nice

[kooness]

The goombas that are in super mario are actully nice. i just think that they had a rough childhood.

[Cordyceps]

I blame the school system.

[Generalissimus]

At 4/15/09 11:15 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: I blame the school system.

me too

[ikool]

At 4/15/09 11:15 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: I blame the school system.

They're just mad cuz the other minions make fun of them for having no hands.

[Toukeman]

He is a mushroom with no hands, about a foot tall, and works for a giant turtle that gives them no life insurance. I would be as mad as hell too.

[CrazyDelmar]

Goombas do make nice welcome mats...

[Cordyceps]

At 4/15/09 11:19 PM, CrazyDelmar wrote: Goombas do make nice welcome mats...

I concur. They flatten out so nicely.

[speakerlight]

It's a sad story really.when the little goomba was born his parents were really underprivileged.He had to be put up to adoption.the nun that toke care of him was very abusing.she would whip his back with a stick for only making eye contact.the little goomba grew really sour because of this so in spite he burned down the orphanage and watched the fire roar.The little goomba was lost and confused.,his mind was raging with thoughts of why him!why is it always him!.walking on the edge of suicide he met a guy named goomboss.

Goomboss seemed like a nice guy at first but little goomba was dead wrong.goomboss always raped him for sick pleasure.Having nowhere to turn to he ran for his life only to be captured by the evil princess toadstool.She cloned him and made a fat plumber named mario stomp on the clones,all the while the goomba watched.now he is forever trapped watching himself be slaughtered.

[kooness]

Sadly... The so called "Hero" AKA: Mario didn't give them a chance.

[thelittleemo]

At 4/15/09 11:42 PM, AngrehFace wrote: You can sit there with a straight face and say that this hideous thing is nice!?! Ewwww.

Aww, look at that thing :D
So adorable!

[Deadchick]

Yeah I know, I feel bad when I stomp on them...I am a murderer waaah...

[NekoMika]

Here's the real story....

It all started one day in Goomba Kingdom when a little lone goomba was walking along, he tired of the boring day by day activity of doing nothing and was jealous of the paragoombas who had wings. He soon ventured to Mushroom Kingdom and met Bowser there. Bowser made him an offer he couldn't refuse and then he worked with Bowser to enslave all goombas and soon they were all over mushroom kingdom.

Later on that Goomba became tired of ordering around armies of brainwashed goombas and soon commited suicide no longer giving a 2 tailed shit about the other goombas and thus the army of goombas roamed freely everywhere in the galaxies, some eventually became commanders and other followed but always under bowser forever.

One day Mario's fat ass came along and began killing them, they begged for mercy but they were never given a chance and squashed one by one. Then Luigi's tall thin ass came along behind Mario doing what he did. Eventually the 2 brothers got hooked on mushrooms and killed them all including the ones helping them. They were later locked up in insane asylums never heard from again.

Every game after 1994 is based on their imaginations. And thus goombas have been shitting themselves every time they see the 2 brothers.

THE END

[Prinzy2]

They feel nice between my toes.

[mariomusicmaker1]

Yea i went to school with a goomba... poor bastard always ate nothing more then a snack pack and nut crunch for lunch... I gave him my bananna some times because i dont like them, and it usualy got squished in my bag any way...

[Egarewop]

At 4/15/09 11:14 PM, kooness wrote: The goombas that are in super mario are actully nice. i just think that they had a rough childhood.

artist's rendition of what occurred shortly after mario traveled through the vicinity

[Rudderchops]

Goomba looked down at the stained carpet, the echoes of his parents screaming bounced between the walls of his mind. His shoulders tensed and his fists clenched. His mother began to break down crying. The rent was late again. Even though his father tried to support his family with two jobs he couldn't. Plus, his parents had been fighting for quite some time now. Goomba remembered the good times, sitting at the lake on a breezy summer day. The smell of fresh daisies, the way his parents looked lovingly into each others eyes. But that was all but a distant memory now. The fight was escalating. "I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU" screamed Goomba's father, "I WANT YOU OUT OF MY LIFE AND OUT OF MY SONS LIFE." Deja Vu struck Goomba, he'd been through this before. His father would leave for about 6 hours before he would hear the rusty aluminum door slam and he would be back. Goomba lay his head on his pillow, 9 hours passed. Something was stirring in his mind, this time his father wasn't coming back.

[ZagmenO]

Yea I know but...they're just so fun to stomp on!!!

[steventhegreat]

At 4/15/09 11:22 PM, speakerlight wrote: now he is forever trapped watching himself be slaughtered.

AND THEN LUIGI FUCKED EVERY THING UP

good going luigi

also not all caps

[TNT]

Yeah I see your point, but don't they try to harm Mario though?

[Generalissimus]

they're just misunderstood

[Samen]

They have an excellent dental plan from working with Bowser, though.

[ColonelSkanders]

it's mario's fault for moving against one-way traffic

[Curlyboy8]

They started surfing the web when they were young.

They found the dread 4chan.

[ZZ-ZzZz]

I burn little goombas then take there money!!!

[Ozzy93]

At 4/15/09 11:20 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:

At 4/15/09 11:19 PM, CrazyDelmar wrote: Goombas do make nice welcome mats...

I concur. They flatten out so nicely.

and they make a nice sound too ;D

[Silver-Glint]

At 4/15/09 11:19 PM, CrazyDelmar wrote: Goombas do make nice welcome mats...

Very very true.

[sonicfeet1]

At 4/15/09 11:19 PM, CrazyDelmar wrote: Goombas do make nice welcome mats...

No-- they could make good dirt-clearing rugs.

[Omega-Epsilon]

'Tis Bowser's doing no doubt.

[Silver-Glint]

At 4/16/09 06:02 AM, Omega-Epsilon wrote: 'Tis Bowser's doing no doubt.

He's one bad ass motherfucker!

[NeverHundred]

One day the goombas will rise up and over throw Bowser and attempt to make there own communist state.