Oh Quiznos...
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They never cease to amaze me. Their new commercial came on(lol) and seems that they are promoting sex with ovens....
Go on Scott put it in me....
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Ha, I saw that one.
sexiest damn commercial about sandwiches ever.
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Watching it makes me want to eat a boner sandwich
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At 4/15/09 10:52 PM, DraGoN-RaGe-9001 wrote: How does one have sex with an oven?
Easy, you turn it on then stick it in.
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At 4/15/09 10:52 PM, DraGoN-RaGe-9001 wrote: How does one have sex with an oven?
You turn it on, then put the sandwich in.
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At 4/15/09 10:52 PM, DraGoN-RaGe-9001 wrote: How does one have sex with an oven?
very carefully .
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Say it.
Only 4 dollars?
Say it sexier.
Only four dollars. ;)
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At 4/15/09 10:41 PM, AngrehFace wrote: I like Subway's footlongs better. So ha-ha.
No they are not, so fuck you, and you MEATLESS sandwiches.
And yes, I have seen that commercial.... I like it...
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At 4/15/09 11:11 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Say it.
Only 4 dollars?
Say it sexier.
Only four dollars. ;)
Quizno's can now say that Scotty likes chocolate and has sex appeal <3
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Quiznos is, hands down, my absolute favorite sandwich place. I've been going there with my dad and my brother since 2003/2004. Every sandwich there tastes immensely delicious and toasty, much more than the somewhat-less-expensive Subway sandwiches.
Quiznos' Black Angus steak sandwich (on rosemary Parmesan bread) is one of my all-time favorite sandwiches (ever).
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Seen that commercial a long time ago, and I really didn't want a sandwich after that...lol.
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that's the commercial
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It's just strategic marketing. Who eats at Quiznos? Gays. Not that theres anything gay about sex with ovens, but the oven in question had a male voice. It's like McDonalds making there slogan "Im lubbin it" because blacks eat there.
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i like quiznos better than subway but the quiznos by me closed down not too long ago....
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I don't know why, but everytime my parents come home with Subways and they give me my sandwich, it's always like soggy/wet and full of EVERYTHING BUT MEAT OR BEEF. Lettuce, Tomato, etc..
Gonna go to Quiznos one day.
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At 4/15/09 10:52 PM, DraGoN-RaGe-9001 wrote: How does one have sex with an oven?
IT BURNS!!!!
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I had quiznos once, and it was the most delicious thing ever. But that was when I was out of state and there is no quiznos in my town. I think the closest one is the next town over.
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At 4/15/09 10:40 PM, lawlmaster wrote:
Go on Scott put it in me....
Ill put it in him.
