I Learned How To Pwn Terrorists

[Robotchk12]

From playing first-person shooters or strategy games, there's some odd stuff you can learn.
What are some weird things you've learned/got from video games?

[FurFurLife]

Are you sure all of this stuff actually applies to real life?

[FurFurLife]

Anyways, I have learned that if you don't water plants, they will wilt.

Animal Crossing

To Avoid Fat zombies

Left4Dead

And to know the difference between a circle and a decagon.

All of the little kids games

[Realfree]

In a game you Die and Come back in life you die and it's over

[Toxik-King]

Get out of cover, shoot the weaker infantry, duck, let your shield recharge, keep killing the weaker infantry. When the weak infantry are all gone, go charging in against the Brutes. Ugh, I mean big infantry guys...

Yeah. I learned your good if you have energy shields.

[Doomsday-One]

At 4/15/09 06:13 AM, Realfree wrote: In a game you Die and Come back in life you die and it's over

Have you ever died in real life? Then how do you know?
I know from experience that when you die, you have to insert another coin and pull the trigger.

[cybermonkey81]

I learned how to be an effective zombie if i become one (left 4 dead) and jump with a rocket launcher (quake). Plus own people with a heli (BF2).

[zNelson24]

Please dont say that. Your only contributing to the biggest contrevorsy in the game industry involving influencing kids to commit violent acts.

You didnt learn anything from that game, get that through your head (you were mearly entertained). No simluation is a substitute for field training.

[LegolaSS]

At 4/15/09 05:10 AM, Robotchk12 wrote: From playing first-person shooters or strategy games, there's some odd stuff you can learn.
What are some weird things you've learned/got from video games?

i learnt:
if i die... i come back to life... (most games)
its ok to kill people, hijack cars and take drugs as long as i have less then 2 stars (GFA)
if i kill more people i will get better at it and unlock different wepons (most games)
that i dont have to obay the laws of phyics... (unreal)
i can travel in portals... (portal)
i can jump higher if i jump on a spring... (sonic)
a knive kills people in one go (COD)
i can breath in space... (unreal)
if i slap my imps they work faster (dungeon keeper)
if i breath people in... look like them (kirby)
zombies run faster then you may think (L4D)
dont shoot explosive things while next to them (most games)
sharks are scary while swimming underwater (laura croft)
giant golden keys unlock all the doors (micky mouse)
you cant get better if your the best (most rpg's)
bribe people so they wont kill you (morrowind)
stealing is ok if your part of the guild (morrowind again)
you dont need to eat to stay alive (most games)
nor go to the toilet (nearly all games)
how to double jump (most games)
... the list is endless!!!
ciao

-legolaSS

[MrNemesis]

Hmm... lessons that can be learned from fat princess...

[dark-crow07]

Knife the fuckers

Solves all problems

[Armerad]

Venison is dear meat

oblivion

[Spirosgod]

Nah, if you want to kill a terrorist in real life, without taking any damaga WHILE flying, just open the console with the ~ button, type sv_cheats 1 and then type noclip.
It works, I've seen it in cs:s ;)

[Shakyjake]

At 4/15/09 05:10 AM, Robotchk12 wrote: From playing first-person shooters or strategy games, there's some odd stuff you can learn.
What are some weird things you've learned/got from video games?

Playing an FPS is completely different to actually shooting a real gun. You didn't learn shit from them.

[Grizzli]

Theres this one game I have, Civilization III, that taught me so much history and science, just cause I looked up stuff in the Civilopedia, whered it would have discriptions and effects of military units, resources and technologies. It was like Wikipedia in a game. Wierd.

[Surreal-Killer]

At 4/15/09 07:17 AM, Armerad wrote: Venison is dear meat

oblivion

Shit made me lul.

[TiredPaperBoy]

When I am injured or bleeding, I can sit down and eat some bread and I'll be fine (WoW/DDO/Other)

A medipack can heal ANY/EVERY wound (BF2/PR)

[Oppugnant]

You run faster with a knife.

[Boss]

To be obssessive over somthing 'till you get bored and become obssessive over a new game?

did i win

[HahaISuckMoreThanYou]

How to DANCE!

Thanks DDR

[thelittleemo]

That if you kill enough people you can get experience and learn how to shoot electricity out of your hand.(fable 2)

[DumbassDude]

At 4/15/09 05:10 AM, Robotchk12 wrote: What are some weird things you've learned/got from video games?

I learnt everyone has 15 seconds to buy weapons, and has 3 perks to their physical, mental capabilities and amount of equipment given.

[HandsomePete]

You should always eat Mushrooms, whatever size, shape, or color they are.

[fallensoul289]

Sorry but when you get shot and die you don't respawn you die.

[LegolaSS]

At 4/15/09 08:26 AM, simple-but-sandy wrote:

At 4/15/09 06:23 AM, LegolaSS wrote:

if i slap my imps they work faster (dungeon keeper)

Is that a euphanism?

im afriad not... sorry ^^

[Lost-Chances]

I don't need to pull back the chamber to shoot people after wasting a full clip or I do need to pull back the chamber even if there is a bullet in the chamber already depending on where I am.

[GeoPowa]

You can't go on your opponents platform without a stepsword (Mainly MMBN 3)
Shooting 3's give you a lead (NBA 2K8)
Shooting Headshots is l337 (Any Shooting Game)
You cant go to central area 2 without a reflectr1 (MMBN 6)

Lolol

[HomicidialFrog]

That when you die, you get back up but you just have a scar and lose a shit load of experience. (Fable II)

[thelittleemo]

At 4/15/09 10:16 AM, CashClock wrote: That when you die, you get back up but you just have a scar and lose a shit load of experience. (Fable II)

Well maybe you should have a resurrection potion >:(

[pyromaniac616]

At 4/15/09 10:16 AM, CashClock wrote: That when you die, you get back up but you just have a scar and lose a shit load of experience. (Fable II)

I like the scars. Makes me look even more evil.