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At 4/14/09 09:35 PM, TheAnimatorGuy wrote: I had sex for a while but i didnt spunk at all i just had a bit of pre-cum on my cock and im not sure if she would be pregnant.

im really really worried

After reading your posts, I hope for the worlds sake that she is not pregnant.

Hey, at least you still have the abortion option.

This is more propaganda being systematically force fed to America's youth by clergy and health teachers.

I've had 5 sex partners (yes, all women smartasses) in the last 3 years. I have used the pull out method with all of them. No STDs and no kids (that I know about.) I say, do what feels good.

At 4/15/09 01:01 AM, tormented-soul wrote: This is more propaganda being systematically force fed to America's youth by clergy and health teachers.

They probably don't want you to have sex at all, so if they really wanted to force us propaganda to avoid sex they would just overall say that condoms don't work and that any sex makes you contract a disease the first time no matter who its with....

No, I don't think it'll make me pregnant again.

At 4/14/09 09:42 PM, Crabnek wrote: Just jam a fist up her love hole and feel around for a growing baby.
If you feel something twitching, tear it out.
Problem solved.

Oh, what the fuck.

Shoulda had a V8. *shakes head*

Precum is the more potent version of cum. Your Fucked.

At 4/14/09 09:59 PM, Lagatag wrote: Precum is where the majority of your sperm is actually, so yes, she gonna get pregnant. YOU FUCKED UP MOTHERFUCKER

That's not true at all.

To OP, assuming you haven't killed yourself yet:

"Precum" contains a minute amount of sperm, if that. The purpose of precum is to act as a lubricant, but may contain a relatively small amount of sperm (about 10%) if you've ejaculated recently before having sex. The odds of your girlfriend being pregnant are a bit unlikely, so don't worry unless she misses her period.

The "pull-out" method may not be as secure as other contraceptives like condom or birth control, but it's still something which quite a few people stick with today, albeit it most likely won't work, depending on how often they have sex and where in the ovulation cycle their partner is.

P.S. I'M A SCIENTIST.

hmmm i came in like 10 girls
they never got pregnant lol

At 4/15/09 08:01 PM, Nerubweaver19 wrote: hmmm i came in like 10 girls
they never got pregnant lol

Because plastic inflatables have no ovaries.

At 4/15/09 08:10 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote:

At 4/15/09 08:01 PM, Nerubweaver19 wrote: hmmm i came in like 10 girls
they never got pregnant lol

Because plastic inflatables have no ovaries.

Im not laughing on the outside of that.
but thats hilarious.

I feel so proud...but on another note..
LAWL at the OP...this is why you should LEARN stuff before you go fucking your 13 year old girlfriend.

I can't decide if it would be funnier if she were pregnant or if he dodged the bullet on this one.

I mean, obviously I don't want someone both as young and as stupid as this guy creating demon spawn.

But think of the never ending comedy that would play out if she were! "Duz droppin teh babbie make it stoopid?!"

At 4/15/09 08:33 PM, irashii wrote: I can't decide if it would be funnier if she were pregnant or if he dodged the bullet on this one.

The former. CYNICISM :D YAY!

At 4/14/09 10:46 PM, STEM wrote: So what have you decided to name your child? I hope it's a boy

Hey, maybe Tom's child and his child can be friends?

14 years later

Son : " Hey dad, Umm.....I'm failing math. "
you : " DAMN'T SON, YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT, AN ACCIDENT I TELL YOU! YOU WERE ONLY PRE CUM! "

Eh, buy condoms next time :|
I hope you learned your lesson.

At 4/14/09 09:35 PM, TheAnimatorGuy wrote: I had sex for a while but i didnt spunk at all i just had a bit of pre-cum on my cock and im not sure if she would be pregnant.

im really really worried

It depends, did you ejaculate without urinating before having sex?

Precum will have sperm in it if there is sperm in your urethra (penis pipe) other than that, I wouldn't worry about it.

At 4/15/09 09:28 PM, TSstudios wrote:

14 years later

Son : " Hey dad, Umm.....I'm failing math. "
you : " DAMN'T SON, YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT, AN ACCIDENT I TELL YOU! YOU WERE ONLY PRE CUM! "

TSstudios writes for "Friends"...... ¬_¬

Have an Emmy....

try not to listen to any random myths. it can still get a girl pregnant. havent you ever had sex ed? best to just ask her to get a test.

how long has it been since this happened? you can ask her to get an emergency contraceptive.

why isnt this girl on the pill?? if she was you would have nothing to worry about and you could cum in her all you want! so if she isnt pregnant, get her to go on the pill asap so you dont have this problem again!

Um I don't know about you but Precum doesn't get me pregnant.

At 4/15/09 09:42 PM, pauralotter14 wrote: why isnt this girl on the pill?? if she was you would have nothing to worry about and you could cum in her all you want! so if she isnt pregnant, get her to go on the pill asap so you dont have this problem again!

The pill doesn't solve all problems, you know. There's still STD's to worry about, and - like every contraceptive - the pill does have chances of failing, especially if she's not using the medication correctly.

All joking aside, wear a freaking condom, and at the very least educate yourself before you start having sex. You can't depend on other people to take care of you your whole damn life.

At 4/15/09 09:43 PM, Shnam wrote: Um I don't know about you but Precum doesn't get me pregnant.

Age/Gender: 14, Male

Wow...I'm shocked.