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At 4/14/09 08:42 PM, Mystery-Moon-Pie-Aud wrote: It really is a beautiful site, it brings tears to my eyes.

Brings tears to my cock

people should only drink milk with that straw.

God that is awesome!! They should seriously manufacture those in bulk.

At 4/15/09 09:52 PM, Zetusko wrote: people should only drink milk with that straw.

What about cream?

or sperm?

Ha ha, brilliant!

I wonder if it was done purposely?

I mean, come on- that's just too epic- especially considering where the straw ends...

can i have it

At 4/15/09 11:59 PM, Dekuboy wrote: Ha ha, brilliant!

I wonder if it was done purposely?

I mean, come on- that's just too epic- especially considering where the straw ends...

I honestly think they DO design those purposely. But I think whoever did that straw was a young female who wasn't thinking. Then it probably just slipped through the cracks.

I got my friend to deep throat it. But I had to give her a red vine first. I have pics, but I wont post her face on the internet. That would be cruel. You lovable bastards would shop her to death.

The amount of cum and milk jokes and puns in this thread disturbs me.

At 4/16/09 01:13 AM, Onepiece285 wrote: The amount of cum and milk jokes and puns in this thread disturbs me.

Don't you know where you are?

At 4/16/09 01:21 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 4/16/09 01:13 AM, Onepiece285 wrote: The amount of cum and milk jokes and puns in this thread disturbs me.

Don't you know where you are?

Shhh... If he's unaware, he'll be an easy mark.

and this is why i love newgrounds.

At 4/15/09 12:42 AM, Vociferousmime wrote: Page 3

phail

At 4/16/09 02:04 AM, ColonelSkanders wrote: and this is why i love newgrounds

Not for the flash and audio?

Damnit, we work hard on that...

X D

Viking hat!

Rare shit, rare shit

At 4/16/09 05:59 PM, RattySoup wrote: Oh, and.

Then it probably just slipped through the cracks.

Ba-Dum-Psh!

Yeah... I totally made that innuendo on purpose.

in-ur-endo

At 4/15/09 12:08 AM, tsdeath1 wrote:

At 4/15/09 12:03 AM, lit-on-fire wrote:

At 4/14/09 11:59 PM, tsdeath1 wrote:

At 4/14/09 08:44 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Another pic?

I was feeling kinda lonely...

Holy shit... I look like I'm 12 in that pic...

so your sucking on the end of the penis.... ARE YOU FUCKING HOMOSEXUAL

Is it a bad thing if he is?

hmmm? ARE YOU A FUCKING HOMOPHOBE

nono, it just bothers me when boys of his age, where tight little hurly coats and wear ipod head phones in pictures, and they try to look fucking cute. i fucking puked my super up all over

So boys of his age should wear loose large coats, reframe from wearing iPod headphones and should look manly as fuck?

Teach me more.

lol thats great I would totally buy those.

At 4/16/09 06:06 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 4/15/09 12:08 AM, tsdeath1 wrote:

At 4/15/09 12:03 AM, lit-on-fire wrote:

At 4/14/09 11:59 PM, tsdeath1 wrote:

At 4/14/09 08:44 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

nono, it just bothers me when boys of his age, where tight little hurly coats and wear ipod head phones in pictures, and they try to look fucking cute. i fucking puked my super up all over

So boys of his age should wear loose large coats, reframe from wearing iPod headphones and should look manly as fuck?

Teach me more.

Also. Of course I'm going to look 'cute'. I'm making a face while sucking on a plastic cock.
And I resent the term used. 'boys his age'. You don't have the slightest clue how old I am. There really is no reason to be a hater. Why not just discuss the penis itself? That's why I posted, after all.

At 4/16/09 06:35 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: You don't have the slightest clue how old I am.

16.

Problem solved.

At 4/16/09 06:37 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 4/16/09 06:35 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: You don't have the slightest clue how old I am.

16.

Problem solved.

Shit... I have been found out...

How did you guess? Or did I say at some point?

At 4/14/09 08:44 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Another pic?

I was feeling kinda lonely...

props on having 'hurley' in white down your shirt

hurl = gag... was i the only one to see this!?

That is so funny. It's a site to remember. Like when China made the world's biggest wang monument.

Holy shit it's the most beautiful thing I've ever set my eyes upon. It's.... It's.... ORGASMIC.

At 4/16/09 07:04 PM, LordBeta2 wrote: It's.... It's.... ORGASMIC.

Oh...

You sir, are the most lucky 12 year old looking kid in the world!

At 4/14/09 08:40 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

I have never been so happy in all of my life... I purchased a penis straw.

They should make more, I was in the mood for buying erotic utensils.

At 4/14/09 08:49 PM, Ceygus wrote: Try drinking lemonade with that at school.

hahahahahaha, this. Also, "epic" is such an overused word; I'm now quite sure it can be used to describe anything.

At 4/15/09 12:19 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: I think my friend got it at a porn shop or one of those "adult-only" stores. ;)

I want you so bad right now...well, more than usual.

aww screw, if ya guys search "walmart penis straw" it seems that the holy straw has been betting a little infamous. here's a link to a news site with an article entitle "questionable straw upsets mother"

here's the link:

http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/16468 151.html?146