So, today we had state testing. During state testing, the busses run at the regular time for the people taking the test and two hours later for all the rest. Me and my buddies all passed Freshman year so we could have slept in. But we decided to take the early bus anyway and walk the short distance from our school to Wal-Mart.
When we arrived at wal-mart, one of my friends bought a dorky hat. Another friend bought a yo-yo. But I set my eyes upon a beautiful package of fun-straws. I grabbed one and was about to purchase it when I noticed the one below it. There, right in front of my very eyes, was the most epic straw I'd ever seen. I immediately purchased the package containing this beautiful straw and excitedly opened it to reveal the straw in all of it's glory.
I have never been so happy in all of my life... I purchased a penis straw.
