Forum Topic: Obama can shut down your internet?

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It didn't get passed yet, only introduced. It takes months and sometimes years for a bill to become a law.

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That freakin sucks. What purpose would shutting down the internet serve?


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Trust a Rockefeller to do this.

Jay Rockefeller is quoted saying "The Internet should have never existed".


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Oh noes! Teh almighty internetz!11!11


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Closing down the internet is just about denying someone of their freedom of speech, no video logging/blogging/messaging/emailing....

Kinda fucked up.


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At 4/14/09 09:22 PM, AntiAliasProductionz wrote: Obviously you did not read through the posts,

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because there were several more links to other sites. You silly goose.

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At 4/15/09 08:05 AM, pyromaniac616 wrote: Just try and shut down England, Obama.

It'd be funny if a new bill said THAT could happen too.


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At 4/15/09 08:09 AM, AntiAliasProductionz wrote:
At 4/15/09 08:05 AM, pyromaniac616 wrote: Just try and shut down England, Obama.
It'd be funny if a new bill said THAT could happen too.

Actually, thinking about it, England's internet has already been shut down once, by MI5 I believe.


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The video is posted on a site that says it's "bringing back common sense" which is code for Radical Conservative and not having common sense.
And if you're REALLY worried about Obama being the one to shut down the internet in case of an emergency, and by emergency, they mean a massive virus outbreak or something that would be globally damaging. If OBAMA is the 21st century president that you're worried about taking away your rights, you're psychotic.

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At 4/14/09 06:37 PM, AntiAliasProductionz wrote: Obama can shut down the internet.

Yes but why would he he's not george bush (Junior)

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Who wouldn't want a big off/on switch for the internet?

God knows I'd shut the whole thing down next time I see any Erotic furry Metalocalypse fan fiction.

Srsly, wtf.


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At 4/15/09 09:48 AM, Krinkels wrote: Who wouldn't want a big off/on switch for the internet?

God knows I'd shut the whole thing down next time I see any Erotic furry Metalocalypse fan fiction.

Srsly, wtf.

Wait....................................
...What?? that sounds really creepy , i really hate fan fiction of any type , its mostly slash fiction

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You voted for him.


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But I wasn't finished wanking!

BTW, I think every president has had this right. Conservatives are just still being a pain in the ass 'cause they LOST LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOOLOLOLoneLOLOL.

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At 4/15/09 09:48 AM, Krinkels wrote: Who wouldn't want a big off/on switch for the internet?

God knows I'd shut the whole thing down next time I see any Erotic furry Metalocalypse fan fiction.

Srsly, wtf.

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he may be able to play basketball but he's never taking my internets away from me

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Obama is in yer computer.....

killin yer internetz

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Yo mama can shut down the internet!


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At 4/15/09 12:06 PM, Jackho wrote: Obama is in yer computer.....

killin yer internetz

I lol'd.

You sir just won the internets, too bad it's getting shut down now.

If your reading this, then why do you care?

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There is no way this bill could pass. So much of the world's internet traffic passes through the US that this kind of "shut down the internet" proposal would piss off a huge amount of other countries. Never mind the damage it would do to businesses whose websites would not be able to be visited by prospective clients. "Cybersecurity" in the form of an internet shutdown would just piss of our foreign friends and screw up our economy.

And I'm sure Obama's smart enough to realize this. But just in case, everybody, start writing letters to him as well as your representatives in Congress telling them not to support this bill.

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

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HAHA oh you americans and your silly black president.

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So, if the President of the United States shuts off the internet. Does it die all over the world? No.

Maybe all the US sites would be shut down and US citizens wouldn't be allowed access, but the the entire world's internet being shut down because one country thinks another country is threatening them?

that would be like supreme power.

"Iran! I have had it up to HERE with your bad attitude! That's it! You're grounded! No more internet for ANYBODY until we sort this out!"

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I knew Obama was a bad choice in the start, the U.S. and the Internet are going down to a place called Rock Bottom.

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At 4/14/09 06:41 PM, AntiAliasProductionz wrote: I honestly have no fucking clue. What really could be SO bad we have to shut down the internet?

some uber-virus or some crap? i dunno

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I've heard the Pentagon still doesn't have a great security system. It's better than Norton Antivirus w/ Firewall and ZoneAlarm, but its not the impenitrable fortress it should be. Maybe if Obama could just shut down the Governmet's internet that'd be a good idea. "Sir we have a hacker.."

You know what I never understood in that movie Hackers? When the person getting hacked is getting hacked he
A) Push buttons on his keyboard
B) Scream a lot

See..
A) A good hacker will shut down the keyboard and mouse if threatened, or at least the monitor.
B) Wtf? Yelling? That ever work for anyone here? "Fuckin modem!....Finally! Don't do it again!"

Now, here's what they SHOULD do..
A) Unplug internet.
B) Change your password from God (>.< Stoopid!@#!@#) to something really hard like jeremysmokespoton420.
Who would guess that? Ever?

Yep. With no connection to the world that computer is unhackable. Problem solved.

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At 4/15/09 02:23 PM, majkas wrote: HAHA oh you americans and your silly black president.

that made me lol

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He isn't going to shut the internet down whenever he feels like it, only if it is a cyber emergency. And really how often does that occur? It wouldn't even be permanent so I don't know why you all start complaining about your rights...

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No way Obama can shut down the internets!


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