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Ouchies!

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Ouchies! 2009-04-14 13:58:46


once, a year ago, i got pushed down a large flight of stairs and broke my leg
A guy was starting shit with my friend and i was about to kick his ass! ...cept' he pushed me down stairs. coward.
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SO whats the worst injury you've experienced?
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Response to Ouchies! 2009-04-14 14:05:41


At 4/14/09 01:58 PM, Pinkv86 wrote: once, a year ago, i got pushed down a large flight of stairs and broke my leg
A guy was starting shit with my friend and i was about to kick his ass! ...cept' he pushed me down stairs. coward.
...

SO whats the worst injury you've experienced?
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i would have to say i twisted my knee again for the military..... well let me restart this

Ok back years ago when I played baseball and basketball for the city and stuff I was clipped in basketball both ways on my right knee and have had it fucking up ever since for the military...

Can't say it's the worst or that anybody sees where i'm coming from but having do PT test and shit and running two miles is a bitch for the military with a fucked up knee. but yea that's my story

Response to Ouchies! 2009-04-14 14:11:05


I stepped on a needle, thing is at that time I would always shuffle my feet so it went all the way through...


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Response to Ouchies! 2009-04-14 14:12:34


Jumped on a 16 inch sledge nail, went throuh my foot. Damn thing, I needed a new shoe!

Response to Ouchies! 2009-04-14 14:15:05


I tore my left cheek off.

Now there's a big scar there.

I'd like to see someone top that.


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Response to Ouchies! 2009-04-14 14:17:47


Dislocated my ankle doing skiing.

DAMN NOOBY SKIIERS
ESPECIALLY SNOWBOARDERS.

I ran. I ran until my muscles burned, and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more.

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Response to Ouchies! 2009-04-14 14:21:22


At 4/14/09 02:12 PM, pyromaniac616 wrote: Jumped on a 16 inch sledge nail, went throuh my foot. Damn thing, I needed a new shoe!

ahhhh! supa ouchies!


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Response to Ouchies! 2009-04-14 14:26:38


At 4/14/09 01:58 PM, Pinkv86 wrote: SO whats the worst injury you've experienced?

I got my toe chopped in half by axe. took 16 stitches and i needed my tended fixed.
My middle toe, right next to the big toe.

in half as in tip to base.

TOP THAT SHIT!


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Response to Ouchies! 2009-04-14 14:27:33


Me and some friends were doing some "parkour"(running into things on purpose) and I jumped out of a tree as high as a two story house and i tried to do a roll when i landed but instead my leg bent upwards into my chest with a sickening crack, luckily it was caught on camera so 'sall good.

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Response to Ouchies! 2009-04-14 14:30:47


At 4/14/09 02:26 PM, VictorNiss wrote:
At 4/14/09 01:58 PM, Pinkv86 wrote: SO whats the worst injury you've experienced?
I got my toe chopped in half by axe. took 16 stitches and i needed my tended fixed.
My middle toe, right next to the big toe.
in half as in tip to base.
TOP THAT SHIT!

Already did.

Ouchies!


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Response to Ouchies! 2009-04-14 14:32:59


I have never suffered from any broken bones, I have been gashed many a time if that counts.
If so, then I cut open my entire palm once, bled like a bitch.

I am not a fan of blood...

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Response to Ouchies! 2009-04-14 14:34:17


Probably something to do with getting stitches in my cheek. I can't remember exactly why, I was 5.


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Response to Ouchies! 2009-04-14 14:44:36


I was hit by a car and the tire burned my entire leg when I was 5.

Response to Ouchies! 2009-04-14 17:09:13


At 4/14/09 02:30 PM, physicsman09 wrote:

TOP THAT SHIT!
Already did.

why so serious?

sorry, i HAD to. could'nt pass that up.

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Response to Ouchies! 2009-04-14 17:10:18


well, i got impaled on a flagpole by mel gibson, but it got better

Response to Ouchies! 2009-04-14 17:10:53


At 4/14/09 05:09 PM, VictorNiss wrote:
At 4/14/09 02:30 PM, physicsman09 wrote:

TOP THAT SHIT!
Already did.
why so serious?

sorry, i HAD to. could'nt pass that up.

Oh I know, I've made quite a few of those jokes too.

When that movie came out everyone was saying that to me.

Too bad I don't have one on my right cheek.


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Response to Ouchies! 2009-04-14 17:12:28


Worst was that i got shot with a glock... Seriously the worst i had severed was tripping the flight of stairs of my brothers apartement. Ow... that hurt that day

Response to Ouchies! 2009-04-14 17:14:33


Breaking my pinky I guess. Although that didn't hurt.

Response to Ouchies! 2009-04-14 17:15:29


Falling down on my bike and getting wounded in a good 3 (heck, could've been 4) places.


You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock

Response to Ouchies! 2009-04-14 17:16:29


I had my heart broken by some girl I liked.

It still hurts.


I have a pink miniature unicorn in my left testicle. Prove me wrong.

Response to Ouchies! 2009-04-14 17:18:47


At 4/14/09 05:10 PM, physicsman09 wrote: Oh I know, I've made quite a few of those jokes too.

i honestly want to post a pic of my toe now...
when it had the stitches in it.... but i might get banned
its kinda brutal..

>_<


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Response to Ouchies! 2009-04-14 17:19:06


When I was 8 I tripped over and smacked my head on the corner of a school desk and cracked my head open. What's even worse is that i've only got a really tiny scar on my forehead from the incident.

Response to Ouchies! 2009-04-14 17:21:22


Worst Injury Ever
Well i have 2

i was in second grade and i was jumping on the benches outside in the school yard. I slipped and fell onto some broken glass. A piece of glass went straight through my hand and poked out the other side. I didnt even realize i was hurt until my friend said i had blood all over my hands and face about 20 seconds later.
I had happened to wipe my face. When i went up to the teacher i remember the look on her face, she had almost fainted. I guess she thought i was massacred. i was COVERED in blood.

Second one is more funny that anything. I was Skateboarding at the boardwalk on staten island. We had set up a ramp and some planks of wood going off the boardwalks edge and set up a recieving ramp at the bottom on the sand with some more planks of wood.

I was doing this all day and was having no problems with it at all. .. But i fucked up one jump and landed ribs first on the receiving ramp. I broke i think 2 of my ribs and was not able to speak or breath for a whole minute.. i didnt go to the hospital because i knew my parents would flip if they knew what i was doing.. about 2 months later the pain went away completely

Response to Ouchies! 2009-04-14 17:22:11


At 4/14/09 05:18 PM, VictorNiss wrote:
At 4/14/09 05:10 PM, physicsman09 wrote: Oh I know, I've made quite a few of those jokes too.
i honestly want to post a pic of my toe now...
when it had the stitches in it.... but i might get banned
its kinda brutal..

Yea, when I tore my cheek off it was pretty nasty, I don't have any pictures but I can remember what it looked like.

Anyways it happened like 12 years ago, so it's had plenty of time to heal nicely.


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Response to Ouchies! 2009-04-14 17:23:36


At 4/14/09 05:16 PM, Aughiris wrote: I had my heart broken by some girl I liked.

It still hurts.

oh dude.
that is the sadist shit i have ever heard!
i did NOT see that answer coming. i laughed for like 10 minutes.
i love you you emo fuck!


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Response to Ouchies! 2009-04-14 17:23:37


I was shot in the leg once when someone was shooting at the ambulance, a bullet came through the driver side door and hit me in the calf


AWWW HELL YEEAAAAAH

My signature used to fit and now I'm too lazy to change it :(

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Response to Ouchies! 2009-04-14 17:24:09


I've had about a dozen surgeries while awake

Local anesthesia does barely anything.

Response to Ouchies! 2009-04-15 18:37:45


At 4/14/09 05:23 PM, Marcus wrote: I was shot in the leg once when someone was shooting at the ambulance, a bullet came through the driver side door and hit me in the calf

Woah, I think we have a winner in terms of the most interesting story.


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Response to Ouchies! 2009-04-15 18:44:14


I haven't done much, but I have gotten 40 stitches overall.
Lol, I don't get hurt that much. Why does that make me sad?


You guys are all real swell.

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Response to Ouchies! 2009-04-15 18:49:14


When I was 12 some guy in my class played around with his deo-sprayer and a lighter in the men's changing room. So he played around with his "flamethrower" and he sprayed right at me. He burned my neck and my chin and I couldn't breath and I almost fainted. Maybe this isn't the worst injury I had but I was really scared.