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If Jesus Gets A Weekend For Himself 2009-04-14 12:32:14 Reply

...shouldn't Ricky Gervais get a weekend for himself as he died and was resurrected in the movie "Ghost Town"? I also think, as he helped those silly dead people in the end, that this should warrant more than a weekend, but also a bank holiday where all the bankers on the planet get together, hold hands and sing in harmony.

I'm not sure what we'd call this holiday, but it'd be brilliant as we would all give and receive nothing but copies of books written by Ricky Gervais and The Office/Extras DVDs. If you give anybody a US remake of The Office on DVD, you shall be lynched.


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Response to If Jesus Gets A Weekend For Himself 2009-04-14 12:34:15 Reply

Haven't we been over this?


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Response to If Jesus Gets A Weekend For Himself 2009-04-14 12:34:53 Reply

I guess,
but more towards reality I think long ago it was Ricky Gervais's sense of comedy that died long ago
BAH DUM PSSHH!

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Response to If Jesus Gets A Weekend For Himself 2009-04-14 12:35:55 Reply

At 4/14/09 12:34 PM, Gagsy wrote: Haven't we been over this?

Yes, but you're a woman.


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Response to If Jesus Gets A Weekend For Himself 2009-04-14 12:42:12 Reply

But Jesus died for our sins and Ricky Gervais is just a terrible, terrible comedian.

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Response to If Jesus Gets A Weekend For Himself 2009-04-14 12:56:19 Reply

At 4/14/09 12:42 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: But Jesus died for our sins and Ricky Gervais is just a terrible, terrible comedian.

Perhaps this "Jesus" was too


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Response to If Jesus Gets A Weekend For Himself 2009-04-14 13:47:26 Reply

At 4/14/09 12:42 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: But Jesus died for our sins and Ricky Gervais is just a terrible, terrible comedian.

man is this ever true :) good work on that comeback!

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Response to If Jesus Gets A Weekend For Himself 2009-04-14 13:48:39 Reply

At 4/14/09 12:32 PM, Mechabloby wrote: ...shouldn't Ricky Gervais get a weekend for himself as he died and was resurrected in the movie "Ghost Town"?

What a weak display of humour.

Shame on you.


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Response to If Jesus Gets A Weekend For Himself 2009-04-14 13:55:52 Reply

At 4/14/09 12:34 PM, Gagsy wrote: Haven't we been over this?

I guess he didn't get the memo

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Response to If Jesus Gets A Weekend For Himself 2009-04-14 14:12:18 Reply

Just realized - You know who's died and comeback countless times more than crappy Jesus Christ?
GODZILLA is ANGERED!!

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Response to If Jesus Gets A Weekend For Himself 2009-04-14 14:24:34 Reply

At 4/14/09 12:32 PM, Mechabloby wrote: ...shouldn't Ricky Gervais get a weekend for himself as he died and was resurrected in the movie "Ghost Town"?

No, not until he can come up with jokes better than Jesus's

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Response to If Jesus Gets A Weekend For Himself 2009-04-14 14:27:05 Reply

At 4/14/09 12:42 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: Ricky Gervais is just a terrible, terrible comedian.

You are now Jesus in my eyes for saying that.

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Response to If Jesus Gets A Weekend For Himself 2009-04-14 14:30:25 Reply

Yes everybody let us open the Church of Ricky and feast on chocolate foetuses annually.


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Response to If Jesus Gets A Weekend For Himself 2009-04-14 15:14:05 Reply

Yeah but i mean i died and came back to life, twice so i need a whole fucking week! Where's my fucking week!? LAMPFACE WEEK! WHERE THE FUCK IS IT!?


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Response to If Jesus Gets A Weekend For Himself 2009-04-14 15:16:27 Reply

At 4/14/09 02:12 PM, Chimp-eat-me wrote: Just realized - You know who's died and comeback countless times more than crappy Jesus Christ?
GODZILLA is ANGERED!!

Wait, Godzilla?
KENNY IS ANGERED!!

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Response to If Jesus Gets A Weekend For Himself 2009-04-14 15:20:05 Reply

At 4/14/09 01:48 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:
What a weak display of humour.

Shame on you.

Hardly one to talk about humour.


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Response to If Jesus Gets A Weekend For Himself 2009-04-14 15:21:17 Reply

At 4/14/09 03:20 PM, Gagsy wrote:
At 4/14/09 01:48 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:
What a weak display of humour.

Shame on you.
Hardly one to talk about humour.

I'll be sure to let you know when you can judge humour. In the meanwhile, not quite yet.


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Response to If Jesus Gets A Weekend For Himself 2009-04-14 15:23:49 Reply

At 4/14/09 03:21 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:

I'll be sure to let you know when you can judge humour. In the meanwhile, not quite yet.

lol this is heating up time to get a drink.


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Response to If Jesus Gets A Weekend For Himself 2009-04-14 15:23:48 Reply

You know, I'm fairly sure that Ozzy Osbourne died for a short while before being resuscitated when he had that quad biking accident years ago. But we already have Halloween, so fuck him.


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Response to If Jesus Gets A Weekend For Himself 2009-04-14 15:29:19 Reply

At 4/14/09 03:21 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:
I'll be sure to let you know when you can judge humour. In the meanwhile, not quite yet.

The same can indeed be said of you. Might want to remember that.


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Response to If Jesus Gets A Weekend For Himself 2009-04-14 15:31:51 Reply

At 4/14/09 03:29 PM, Gagsy wrote:
At 4/14/09 03:21 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:
I'll be sure to let you know when you can judge humour. In the meanwhile, not quite yet.
The same can indeed be said of you. Might want to remember that.

Indeed it can't, because at least I can make people somewhat chuckle sometimes. You couldn't put a smile on someone's face if someone shoved you a book of jokes and someone like minded to you.

Mechabloby could, but then again his humour is retarded.


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Response to If Jesus Gets A Weekend For Himself 2009-04-14 15:34:09 Reply

At 4/14/09 03:31 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:
Indeed it can't, because at least I can make people somewhat chuckle sometimes. You couldn't put a smile on someone's face if someone shoved you a book of jokes and someone like minded to you.

Mechabloby could, but then again his humour is retarded.

And yet your humour insistes solely on you taking the piss out of people you know or don't know personally but dislike by default. I think I'd rather be boring than be you.


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Response to If Jesus Gets A Weekend For Himself 2009-04-14 15:35:05 Reply

At 4/14/09 03:30 PM, Twilight95 wrote:

Pass the popcorn, we've all got drinks.

*Takes a massive handful of popcorn from the bucket and then passes it to Twilight95*


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Response to If Jesus Gets A Weekend For Himself 2009-04-14 15:39:27 Reply

At 4/14/09 03:16 PM, RubberTrucky wrote:
At 4/14/09 02:12 PM, Chimp-eat-me wrote: Just realized - You know who's died and comeback countless times more than crappy Jesus Christ?
GODZILLA is ANGERED!!
Wait, Godzilla?
KENNY IS ANGERED!!

Haha good point, I submit.

Kenny trumps my Godzilla 1000 fold


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Response to If Jesus Gets A Weekend For Himself 2009-04-14 15:41:04 Reply

At 4/14/09 03:34 PM, Gagsy wrote:
At 4/14/09 03:31 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:
Indeed it can't, because at least I can make people somewhat chuckle sometimes. You couldn't put a smile on someone's face if someone shoved you a book of jokes and someone like minded to you.

Mechabloby could, but then again his humour is retarded.
And yet your humour insistes solely on you taking the piss out of people you know or don't know personally but dislike by default. I think I'd rather be boring than be you.

Of course you would because you love everyone and feel that people would never do bad things to others to get better off in life. You feel the need to help people who don't even want to be helped.

If you want to carry on pissing and moaning about how apparently I lack humour even though you just said I take the piss out of people for a laugh, then PM me or whine on my MSN. I think we've entertained the BBS enough.


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Response to If Jesus Gets A Weekend For Himself 2009-04-14 15:42:54 Reply

At 4/14/09 03:41 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:
Of course you would because you love everyone and feel that people would never do bad things to others to get better off in life. You feel the need to help people who don't even want to be helped.

Again you show how you fail to know people properly. First Oliver, now me.

If you want to carry on pissing and moaning about how apparently I lack humour even though you just said I take the piss out of people for a laugh, then PM me or whine on my MSN. I think we've entertained the BBS enough.

Nah, fuck off. I'm done talking to you tonight.


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Response to If Jesus Gets A Weekend For Himself 2009-04-14 15:44:58 Reply

Phooey, a lot of sexual tension hanging around here.
It's like a soap opera. I like it.


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Response to If Jesus Gets A Weekend For Himself 2009-04-14 15:45:59 Reply

At 4/14/09 03:41 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:
If you want to carry on pissing and moaning about how apparently I lack humour even though you just said I take the piss out of people for a laugh, then PM me or whine on my MSN. I think we've entertained the BBS enough.

Show's over lads :(


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Response to If Jesus Gets A Weekend For Himself 2009-04-14 15:46:43 Reply

Also, Jesus gets another holiday just for being born. He's really hogging the limelight here.

Oh wait, you're all bitching about humour and slitting your wrists over who's going to get the last word in and referring to people by their real names like the cool kids you are. I'll show myself out.


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