Forum Topic: Things are better on Fire.

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M0ng0li4nb100d

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Posted at: 4/13/09 08:06 PM

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If you were to take most sentences, or threats and add "On Fire" to the end the Awesome factor grows.

"Im going to stab you wiht a pen." Not that great.

"Im going to stab you with a pen on fire!" Better

"It was like being hit by a truck." Not cool

"It was like being hit by a flaming truck" Better

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Posted at: 4/13/09 08:07 PM

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I fucked your mom on fire.

Oh shit, that's AWESOMERIFIC.

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I remember the phrase being "in bed".


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d-yeahweah

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Posted at: 4/13/09 08:08 PM

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I'm on fire on fire.


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Alpharius120

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This seems, slightly, completely stolen from Demetri Martin.

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Posted at: 4/13/09 08:10 PM

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Smokable drugs are especially better on fire..

or at least lit

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ManEggs

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Posted at: 4/13/09 08:12 PM

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At 4/13/09 08:08 PM, Alpharius120 wrote: This seems, slightly, completely stolen from Demetri Martin.

When I read this I thought of him, but I haven't seen his show in a while, so I didn't say anything.

Is it still on? Because it's fucking hilarious.

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Grimm1590

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Posted at: 4/13/09 08:12 PM

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I agree. For example:

"I'm eating a donut." It's cool, but lacks something.
"I'm eating a donut on fire." Now that's cool.

"I'm walking down the street." Booooring!
"I'm walking down the street on fire." Sweet.

"My computer has a keyboard." Meh.
"My computer has a keyboard on fire." It hurts, but it's awesome.


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carlosbarn

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Posted at: 4/13/09 08:12 PM

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I fucked a chick - Boring

I fucked a chick with her hair on fire - AWESOME1!

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"But good sir isn't love what bring everyone together?"
"To only pretend to love each other when they despise they're very existance... fools"


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Posted at: 4/13/09 08:15 PM

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At 4/13/09 08:12 PM, carlosbarn wrote: I fucked a chick - Boring

That's not boring.


I fucked a chick with her hair on fire - AWESOME1!

That would be very painful.


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Dogmeat

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Posted at: 4/13/09 08:17 PM

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I replied to a thread. - Boring.

I replied to a thread on fire. - Sorta not boring.

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BlindShoemaker

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Posted at: 4/13/09 08:20 PM

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samething applies with making things radioactive, like that radioactive pedo in scotland

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supuhfly8495

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Posted at: 4/13/09 08:23 PM

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Yes, topics ARE better on fire! Especially, "How I buy petrol on fire?"

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Imaku

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Posted at: 4/13/09 08:31 PM

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Hmmmm...

Were no strangers to love on fire.
You know the rules and so do i on fire.
A full commitments what Im thinking of on fire.
You wouldnt get this from any other guy on fire.

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling on fire.
Gotta make you understand on fire.

* never gonna give you up on fire.
Never gonna let you down on fire.
Never gonna run around and desert you on fire.
Never gonna make you cry on fire.
Never gonna say goodbye on fire.
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you on fire.

Weve know each other for so long on fire
Your hearts been aching on fire.
But youre too shy to say it on fire.
Inside we both know whats been going on on fire.
We know the game and were gonna play it on fire.

And if you ask me how Im feeling on fire.
Dont tell me youre too blind to see on fire.

And so on, and so on, etc, etc.

It does sound slightly awesomer on fire. Maybe I should start doing this on fire.

... I'm gonna stop now. On fire.

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luigipwnsmario

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Posted at: 4/13/09 08:39 PM

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im posting.
im posting ON FIRE.
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!

Click this link dammit.
Read this post dammit.

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Shreddy

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Posted at: 4/13/09 08:41 PM

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At 4/13/09 08:07 PM, ManEggs wrote: I fucked your mom on fire.

Oh shit, that's AWESOMERIFIC.

nahh, that should read

i fucked your mum like the house was on fire

-no ones home-


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flashplayer5

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Posted at: 4/13/09 09:03 PM

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"My penis is fucking." - Interesting.
"My penis is fucking on fire." - Gonorrhea.

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At 4/13/09 09:03 PM, flashplayer5 wrote: "My penis is fucking." - Interesting.
"My penis is fucking on fire." - Gonorrhea.

My thought is itchy- Average
My thought is on fire- Gonorrhea

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Posted at: 4/13/09 09:11 PM

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At 4/13/09 08:06 PM, M0ng0li4nb100d wrote: "Im going to stab you wiht a pen." Not that great.

"Im going to stab you with a pen on fire!" Better

On the account of the correction of spelling of "with".

It's not religion which will destroy us, be the root of social discomfort and cause conflict but misinterpretation.

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Posted at: 4/13/09 09:12 PM

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Seems to me like you have pyromania.

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Posted at: 4/13/09 09:14 PM

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+1 post...
+1 POST ON FIRE!!!

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SuparEFG

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Posted at: 4/13/09 09:47 PM

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"I ate tacos."
"I ate tacos on fire."

EPIC.

Oh, Ha ha.
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MitchBoing

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Posted at: 4/13/09 09:50 PM

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That is completely, utterly true.
I play Guitars
I play Guitars on Fire
It makes me sound Bad ass

My sig is invisible.Where you should be.READ THESE.


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